Wade To Wear Mouthpiece For Remainder Of Career

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Wade To Wear Mouthpiece For Remainder Of Career 

Post#1 » by RealGM Wiretap » Mon May 13, 2013 4:16 pm

The physical play of the Chicago Bulls has prompted Dwyane Wade to begin wearing a mouthpiece.


"I've been getting hit in the mouth too much," he said, "and I've been getting a lot of cuts in my mouth and I can't eat during the week.


"Getting hit in the mouth, and having to deal with these cuts in your mouth for two weeks, it's torture."


Wade said that the new equipment will be permanent.

Via Ira Winderman/Miami Herald

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Post#2 » by Maritimer » Mon May 13, 2013 7:08 pm

Riveting...
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Post#3 » by B_Creamy » Mon May 13, 2013 7:15 pm

I completely feel Wade on this. S*** hurts.
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Post#4 » by Chaos Engine » Mon May 13, 2013 7:52 pm

Maritimer wrote:Riveting...
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Post#5 » by RondoToKG » Mon May 13, 2013 8:01 pm

Intredasting.
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Post#6 » by InsaneBanana » Mon May 13, 2013 8:01 pm

Chaos Engine wrote:
Maritimer wrote:Riveting...
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Post#7 » by Dolphin Lips » Mon May 13, 2013 8:56 pm

Inappropriate
STOP STEALING MY AVATARS

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Post#8 » by RoundMoundOfRebound » Mon May 13, 2013 9:17 pm

Such a non story.
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Post#9 » by grumpysaddle » Mon May 13, 2013 9:21 pm

Groundbreaking journalism.
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Post#10 » by Hoop Hunter » Mon May 13, 2013 9:35 pm

Poor Wade, the most protected player I've ever seen in the NBA.
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Post#11 » by D-HarpersNose » Mon May 13, 2013 9:46 pm

I think he's confused -- those are cold sores from his herpes. A mouthpiece won't fix that, Dwayne.
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Re: Wade To Wear Mouthpiece For Remainder Of Career 

Post#12 » by ptsuperfly » Mon May 13, 2013 10:23 pm

D-HarpersNose wrote:I think he's confused -- those are cold sores from his herpes. A mouthpiece won't fix that, Dwayne.

rofl

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Re: Wade To Wear Mouthpiece For Remainder Of Career 

Post#13 » by jme42257 » Tue May 14, 2013 12:08 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love basketball, but he's gotta be joking, complaining about contact right...

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Post#14 » by Scase » Tue May 14, 2013 12:12 am

Maybe if he didn't do all that HGH he wouldn't have such a huge target of a jaw.
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Post#15 » by October28 » Tue May 14, 2013 1:45 am

This fantastic piece of journalism should have been written from the perspective of the mouthpiece. "Wade's Mouthpiece to be Worn by Superhero for Remainder of Shelf Life" is a flashy title for starters
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Re: Wade To Wear Mouthpiece For Remainder Of Career 

Post#16 » by Oden2 » Tue May 14, 2013 5:00 am

Maritimer wrote:Riveting...


Haha.

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