Charlotte Hornets @ Miami Heat Oct 28 at 7:30 - RUHHH OHHH CLASS IS BACK IN SESSION AND WE GOT SOME NEW KIDS!!!

[ReturnofMVP3]

Spoiler:

I was a a janitor at the vacuum emporium in NYC.
I was in the industry for a few years now but every emporium I worked at put me at the bottom of the totem poll.
In NYC things changed with my superiors got sick and were sidelined.
The business needed something and the guy on the pringles container decided to put me on the sales floor.
In no time I was selling vacuums better than anyone else on my team of salesmen.
Sure I had a high turn over to sales rate but at the end of the day we were winning in sales across the country. MY STORE.
Then word got down to South Beach.
You see South Beach was the #1 selling vacuum emporium up until that point and didn't like how we were getting recognition so their guys did the dirty. They totally boxed me out for the day, taking all my customers by coming to NYC and standing by the door. They had 3 mega salesman and I was alone.
Our sales sunk and the sick guys came back.
I soon got sick myself with a terrible cold and was out for the rest of the fiscal year.
The guys in NYC thought I was a fad and didn't want to pay me as much as some of the other vaccum shops so I left.
I've bounced around ever since.
Now a few years removed I'm at my newest store in charlotte and I hear I'll be going to my first meeting down in South Beach to whoo some international buyers.
I am going to take all their sales and win... probably not though because I'm not that good.

- Signed Lin Jeremy, Circa the 53rd dimension of the universe.

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Miami Heat:


@ PG: Would be a Dragon, but we need more dragon balls to summon him or something.



@SG: The Protector of the World.. and Miami Heat D-Wade


@SF: Probably Some Combo of Deng/Green/Winslow.. they should fuse though.


@PF: Cute guy 4


C: Super Saiyen 5000



VS:

Charlotte Hornets

Jeremy Lin



Batnum


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Al Jeferson:


May the Odds be ever in your favor.

[IggieCC]

[QUIZ]

Did you just scoop me and steal my GT? Five F**KING days before the damn game!?!?

[goodboy]

I'm genuinely scared of quiz when he's angry.

[Chalm Down]

Quiz right now:

[ReturnofMVP3]

Did you just scoop me and steal my GT? Five F**KING days before the damn game!?!?

I once stole a loaf of bread from the baker down the gravel road. It got dismissed when I plead not guilty and the owner didn't have legal funds to pursue me or take time off from running the store.

[dancing2thabeet]

How you gonna do Kaminsky like that in the OP? smh

[KingDavid]

Should have made Hassan Whiteside as Broly. It fits perfectly.

Bosh should have been Piccolo. Wade should be Vegeta or Goku and Dragic as Goku or Vegeta. Just opposite of one another since there's an identity crisis as to who should have the **** ball.

Rio is totally Chiaotzu or Yamcha. One of those useless ****.

[Sign5]

Should have made Hassan Whiteside as Broly. It fits perfectly.

Bosh should have been Piccolo. Wade should be Vegeta or Goku and Dragic as Goku or Vegeta. Just opposite of one another since there's an identity crisis as to who should have the **** ball.

Rio is totally Chiaotzu or Yamcha. One of those useless ****.

Lmao would say Rio is Krillin. Marginally useful but dies or gets knocked out cold every saga, Yamcha was COMPLETELY useless. I agree with the rest.

Jeremy Lin was kid Gohan not to long ago though.

[cyclix]

Great, so it's finally here.

[eddieheatfan]

Spoiler:

I was a a janitor at the vacuum emporium in NYC.
I was in the industry for a few years now but every emporium I worked at put me at the bottom of the totem poll.
In NYC things changed with my superiors got sick and were sidelined.
The business needed something and the guy on the pringles container decided to put me on the sales floor.
In no time I was selling vacuums better than anyone else on my team of salesmen.
Sure I had a high turn over to sales rate but at the end of the day we were winning in sales across the country. MY STORE.
Then word got down to South Beach.
You see South Beach was the #1 selling vacuum emporium up until that point and didn't like how we were getting recognition so their guys did the dirty. They totally boxed me out for the day, taking all my customers by coming to NYC and standing by the door. They had 3 mega salesman and I was alone.
Our sales sunk and the sick guys came back.
I soon got sick myself with a terrible cold and was out for the rest of the fiscal year.
The guys in NYC thought I was a fad and didn't want to pay me as much as some of the other vaccum shops so I left.
I've bounced around ever since.
Now a few years removed I'm at my newest store in charlotte and I hear I'll be going to my first meeting down in South Beach to whoo some international buyers.
I am going to take all their sales and win... probably not though because I'm not that good.

- Signed Lin Jeremy, Circa the 53rd dimension of the universe.

//



Miami Heat:


@ PG: Would be a Dragon, but we need more dragon balls to summon him or something.



@SG: The Protector of the World.. and Miami Heat D-Wade


@SF: Probably Some Combo of Deng/Green/Winslow.. they should fuse though.


@PF: Cute guy 4


C: Super Saiyen 5000



VS:

Charlotte Hornets

Jeremy Lin



Batnum


Random

Random

Al Jeferson:


May the Odds be ever in your favor.

so trippy but oh so good! good job in making this thread,man!

[eddieheatfan]

Should have made Hassan Whiteside as Broly. It fits perfectly.

Bosh should have been Piccolo. Wade should be Vegeta or Goku and Dragic as Goku or Vegeta. Just opposite of one another since there's an identity crisis as to who should have the **** ball.

Rio is totally Chiaotzu or Yamcha. One of those useless ****.

goku is winslow with his hairdo

[Heat_Fan_87]

cant **** wait!

-how does whiteside not get into foul trouble vs big al?
-looking froward to wade doing his kobe impression and chuck
-gonna take a few years for winslow to develop a decent shooting stroke, i just hope he attacks the rim and takes high % shots.
-deng needs to make his open 3's, otherwise he is one less concern for the other team
-do not play stat as a backup center
-play tj

[Big Mitch]

Hey fellas. New here. Huge Heat fan and not planning on missing a game!

[ReturnofMVP3]

How you gonna do Kaminsky like that in the OP? smh

here he is.

[ReturnofMVP3]

Hey fellas. New here. Huge Heat fan and not planning on missing a game!

Hi mitch kupchak, THANKS

[ReturnofMVP3]

Should have made Hassan Whiteside as Broly. It fits perfectly.

Bosh should have been Piccolo. Wade should be Vegeta or Goku and Dragic as Goku or Vegeta. Just opposite of one another since there's an identity crisis as to who should have the **** ball.

Rio is totally Chiaotzu or Yamcha. One of those useless ****.

Piccolo wasn't that great though, non supersaiyens could kick his ass lol.

[shanedude]

Leggo Heat!

Tyler,Gerald,Winslow,McBob take us to the promise land!

[Paz]

IN B4 THE WIN.

[Bishop45]

In before Hassan drops a quadrouple double