2009 Cathouse Draft- DRAFT FINISHED!!

Post #1 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:23 pm

Participants: Walt Cronkite, thruthefire, Paydro, thewholefnshow, fatlever, GWallace3, BigSlam, SWEDD523

Categories:
1. Skinny (i.e., Knightley)
2. Curvy (i.e., Hendricks)
3. Athletic (i.e., Sharapova)
4. Older woman/MILF (≤40) (i.e., Palin)
5. Jailbait (≥20) (i.e., Panettiere)
6. Girl Next Door (i.e., Jenna Fisher? Could not be a supermodel, looks like someone you bring home to mom)
7. Exotic (must be sort of unconventionally hot, bonus points for being obviously foreign)
8. Nerdy/Hot Librarian (Requirements: must typically wear glasses and hair up)
9. Amazon/6ft +
10. "Indie"/"Alternative"/Anti-Girl Next Door

Draft Order:
1. Paydro
2. SWEDD523
3. thewholefnshow
4. Fat Lever
5. GWallace3
6. Big Slam
7. thruthefire
8. Walt Cronkite

Paydro
Skinny: Keira Knightley
Curvy: Scarlett Johansson
Athletic: Beyoncé Knowles
≤40: Catherine Bell
≥20: Emma Watson
Girl Next Door: Miranda Kerr
Exotic: Freida Pinto
Nerdy/Hot Librarian: Jennifer Connelly
6ft+: Alice PanikanI
Anti-Girl Next Door:Vida Guerra

SWEDD
Skinny: Olga Kurylenko
Curvy: Keeley Hazell
Athletic: Ashley Force
≤40: Cori Nadine
≥20: Selena Gomez
Girl Next Door: Cheryl Cole
Exotic: Gisele Bundchen
Nerdy/Hot Librarian: Kari Byron (Mythbusters)
6ft+: Maria Sharapova
Anti-Girl Next Door: Kate Beckinsale-She kills vamps and stuff

thewholefnshow
Skinny: Horikita Maki
Curvy: Christina Hendricks
Athletic: Victoria Pendleton
≤40: Monica Bellucci
≥20: Hayden Panettiere
Girl Next Door: Rashida Jones
Exotic: Aishawara Rai
Nerdy/Hot Librarian: Tina Fey
6ft+: Tiiu Kuik
Anti-Girl Next Door: Stoya

Fats
Skinny: Jessica Alba
Curvy: Yoko Matsugane
Athletic: Leryn Franco
≤40: Phoebe Cates.
≥20: Mackenzie Rosman
Girl Next Door: Rachel Bilson
Exotic: Christine Mendoza
Nerdy/Hot Librarian: Olivia Munn
6ft+: Ana Ivanovic
Anti-Girl Next Door: Sasha Grey

GWallace3
Skinny: Joanna Krupa
Curvy: Kelly Brook
Athletic: Marisa Miller
≤40: Salma Hayek
≥20: Taylor Swift
Girl Next Door: Minka Kelly
Exotic: Bar Rafaeli
Nerdy/Hot Librarian: Jessica Chobot
6ft+: Ana Hickman
Anti-Girl Next Door: Cristina Scabbia

Slam
Skinny: Evangeline Lilly
Curvy: Alicia Keys
Athletic: Allison Stokke
≤40: Elle "The Body" Macpherson
≥20: Shannon Twins
Girl Next Door: Brooke Burke
Exotic: Rosario Dawson
Nerdy/Hot Librarian: Morgan Webb
6ft+: Amelia Vega
Anti-Girl Next Door: Angelina Jolie

ttf
Skinny: Stacy Keibler
Curvy: Jennifer Lopez
Athletic: Nicole Scherzinger
≤40: Halle Berry
≥20: Vanessa Hudgens
Girl Next Door: Vanessa Minnillo
Exotic: Megan Fox
Nerdy/Hot Librarian: Layla Kayleigh
6ft+: Candace Parker
Anti-Girl Next Door: Johanna Botta

Walt
Skinny: Dichen Lachman
Curvy: Topanga
Athletic: Gina Carano
≤40: Gillian Anderson
≥20: Iga Wyrwal
Girl Next Door: Ginnifer Goodwin
Exotic: Adriana Lima
Nerdy/Hot Librarian: Natalie Portman
6ft+: Uma Thurman
Anti-Girl Next Door: Sarah Silverman

In order to honor Fats reminder of keeping the content pg-13, let's keep the blood and gore to a minimum and watch the language.

thruthefire · Post #2 » by **thruthefire** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:29 pm

Cathouse! YES!

spectre_ · Post #3 » by **spectre_** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:30 pm

thruthefire wrote:Cathouse! YES!

made me look.

thewholefnshow · Post #4 » by **thewholefnshow** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:35 pm

Question: do the women in question have to be currently living?

And real?

Like...can I take Jasmine?

Post #5 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:38 pm

Hmmm... I personally wanted to take Rogue or April O'neil when cartoon was a category. I'm going to say no... leaves a category for a later draft. Deceased hotty is another good one for later.

On second thought, if you have an excellent pick... make it. Maybe it gets an asterisk and you have to take a REAL LIFE GIRL at some point to fill out your squad.

Post #6 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:42 pm

Also, I created Walt_Cronkite@hotmail.com during the summer fun draft so me and chab had a place to organize our thoughts. IF YOU KNOW YOU WON'T BE AROUND try to e-mail me ahead of time so we can keep this thang movin.

Post #7 » by **Paydro70** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:00 pm

Yes, they must be real. I think they probably ought to be alive though, and taken at current age, or else the age categories get messed up.

When I was told seconds ago that I got the first pick, I agonized for maybe... a minute before I realized that there is only one choice here that I know I will not regret and I know absolutely will not make it back to me at the end of the 2nd. And that is Ms. Scarlett Johansson.

Honestly, I have debated a bit with "thewholefnshow" about category. He argues athletic, I think maybe curvy? There isn't exactly a category for "prototype super hot chick." I leave it to the group for ruling, and since this isn't a judged draft, I am pleased with my selection regardless.

Post #8 » by **BigSlam** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:23 pm

Fair to say that ALL draft selections MUST be accompanied by a photo of said draft pick or it will not be counted?

Post #9 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:31 pm

Yes. At least one photo for evidence of hotness or face automatic disqualification.

Post #10 » by **Paydro70** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:49 pm

OK, we have a verdict from Walt:
"just put her in girl next door
your mom would be sooooooo impressed
no offense or anything
anyone's mom would be
and she looks wholesome
she's the american dream"

So there we have it.

thruthefire · Post #11 » by **thruthefire** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:49 pm

You will get multiple pictures from me, but I promise not to over do it.

I'm about to build a freakin' dynasty!

Post #12 » by **fatlever** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:02 pm

yeah, dont post more than 1-2 pics please...
and keep it safe for work and the kids. thanks.

lol at scarlet in the "girl next door" cat. OK, if you say so.

she is the epitome of "curvy" oh well. all in good fun.

and the fun begins...

librarian will be tough... i mean, sure i can find pics of girls with their hair up and glasses, but finding one that is always like that will be tough.

Post #13 » by **Paydro70** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:05 pm

Curvy was my instinct! Bah. Whatever, she'll go wherever she ends up if I end up with a better girl next door or curvy girl later.

Post #14 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:30 pm

I added an asterisk.

Post #15 » by **fatlever** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:33 pm

how skinny is "skinny"? lol. we talking like normal skinny or gross hollywood ribs and hipbone anorexic skinny?

Post #16 » by **Paydro70** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:43 pm

IMO the purpose of skinny is to give girls with small boobs a chance... for instance, putting Scarlett into skinny would probably be inappropriate, even though she obviously is by most definitions.

Post #17 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:00 pm

It's been 4 hours since pick 1, I'm sure SWEDD will be able to find a chick that he likes when he's back... any objections to twfs making a selection?

thruthefire · Post #18 » by **thruthefire** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:13 pm

Let's keep this moving!

Post #19 » by **BigSlam** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:40 pm

I would like it if there was a rule that said the hottie you pick has to stay in the cat you picked her for.

None of this hedging your bets business and moving hotties after the fact.

Make a commitment and stick to it says me!!

Thoughts?

SWedd523 · Post #20 » by **SWedd523** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:51 pm

Sorry guys still getting used to this college schedule.

I have my pick. WIll be up momentarily!