Who Will Save Us From Stupid?? It's SCARY NBA MOVIE 4!

[Bassman]

Soon to preview for Bobcat's fans: "Scary NBA Movie 4", featuring the return of Skinhead and McMay. What drama! What fright! The zombie is back in another coaching performance sure to please no one watching and no one playing. You'll scream as Jordanstein refuses to concede failure, summoning his creation for one more round of terror. PLUS - back for the latest installment of this horror series....the inhuman buffet king McMAY! Is he merely a tease (like his favorite hangout friends) or a blubbery drag on our heroes?? Watch McMAY suck the bones dry of cap cash while occupying his favorite, severely imprinted bench chair! But that's not all....

FEATURING: BOBZILLA - the fire breathing owner!! Talk about a bad day. "Scary NBA Movie 4" unleashes the other side of the Cat's namesake. His suites are empty, his seats aren't filled, and his attitude is BAD! And you thought Shinn was evil? Wait till you see more of this mad cat.

ALSO STARRING: The team's new 1st round draft pick, "COOKIE CUTTER"! Yes the Cat's didn't get a top three, so when their next best chance to get some help arrives, they select a man JUST LIKE SOMEONE THEY ALREADY HAVE!! Don't hate on Cookie...he's just another VICTIM!

AND LASTLY - in case you think you've seen it all...."Scary NBA Movie 4" brings to the screen one major surprise that will leave your guts in knots, then on the floor. Dare we tell you? Well, you'll have to see it to believe it. A hint? Can you say....CAP CASUALTY TRADE?? FOR A VETERAN FRIEND OF JORDANSTEIN??? AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

[Rich4114]

Lol....