Who knew we could have been banning all these people who post silly trades on our message board?! Who knew the special treatment Wade gets from NBA referees was mimicked by the Heat mods in "officiating" their message board? Who could have predicted that a harmless joke one night would suddenly draw the ire of Heat mods the following night, the same night that Miami was getting double-digit butt-whooped by Memphis?
Oopsie!
But it's ok. Not only did it allow me some time to work on an avatar + signature, it also will prove to give me hours worth of material for the future. Even though doc.end already stole a little bit of my thunder by asking if someone would be suspended for a bad trade he posted

But you know how hard that will be, me being a N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S. eThug and all.