What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?

Post #1 » by **fatlever** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:57 pm

http://www.atthehive.com/2015/12/23/10649668/what-is-santa-getting-every-charlotte-hornets-player

At The Hive posted an article yesterday about what each player should get from Santa. I thought it might be fun for everyone to add their ideas.

Kemba - Santa should bring Kemba consistency with his shooting.

Batum - I agree with ATH, Santa should bring Batum a new 5-year deal with the Hornets

Jefferson - Santa should bring Al some Golden Seal and a personal trainer

Lin - Santa should bring Lin some stability in both his career, playing time and role.

Marvin - Santa should force Marvin to sign 1 month contracts so he is always motivated.

PJ - Santa should buy PJ a condo in Greensboro

Frank - Santa should bring Frank a weight set and a lifetime supply of protein shakes.

Cody - Santa should bring Cody Noah Vonleh's arms and hands.

EwingSweatsALot · Post #2 » by **EwingSweatsALot** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 5:49 pm

fatlever wrote:http://www.atthehive.com/2015/12/23/10649668/what-is-santa-getting-every-charlotte-hornets-player

At The Hive posted an article yesterday about what each player should get from Santa. I thought it might be fun for everyone to add their ideas.

Kemba - Santa should bring Kemba consistency with his shooting.

Batum - I agree with ATH, Santa should bring Batum a new 5-year deal with the Hornets

Jefferson - Santa should bring Al some Golden Seal and a personal trainer

Lin - Santa should bring Lin some stability in both his career, playing time and role.

Marvin - Santa should force Marvin to sign 1 month contracts so he is always motivated.

PJ - Santa should buy PJ a condo in Greensboro

Frank - Santa should bring Frank a weight set and a lifetime supply of protein shakes.

Cody - Santa should bring Cody Noah Vonleh's arms and hands.

Lost it on PJs gift.

Post #3 » by **JDR720** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:30 pm

Kemba- Santa should bring Kemba a membership for KEMBA Financial Credit Union
Nic- Santa should bring Nic a lifetime supply of escargot
Al- Santa should bring some low calorie weed brownies
Lin- Santa should bring Lin a list of his naughty and nice fans.
Marvin- Santa should bring Marvin a "Former #2 Pick" poster
PJ- Santa should bring PJ a "Basketball for Dummies" book
Frank- Santa should bring Frank a "Dance Dance Revolution" game
Cody- Santa should bring Cody a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man jersey attachment.

Liver_Pooty · Post #4 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:59 pm

All I want for Christmas is Michael Kidd-Gilchrist

HornetJail · Post #5 » by **HornetJail** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:03 pm

MKG and Bismack Biyombo

AustinPowers · Post #6 » by **AustinPowers** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:00 pm

Damian Jones from Vanderbilt

Eoghan · Post #7 » by **Eoghan** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 12:04 am

Kemba - Tony Parker's brain

Lin - An exercise room that increases gravity so that Lin can finally become Super Saiyan.

Marv - Lots of Icy Hot and protein to recover from being the team's rim protector.

PJ - Mr. T gold chain.

Batum - "Moving without the ball" coloring books to pass out to his teammates.

Lamb - Rear view mirrors so he can see the guy he's supposed to be guarding.

Cody - Puberty

Hawes - Ted Cruz bobble head.

Kaminsky - a locker farther away from Cody and Hawes.

Cho - pink slip

Clifford - pink slip

Daniels - a trade to Memphis

Other white guy - Lumps of coal

Braggins · Post #8 » by **Braggins** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 2:39 am

BrotherDave wrote:Kemba - Tony Parker's brain

Yep

BrotherDave wrote:Lin - An exercise room that increases gravity so that Lin can finally become Super Saiyan.

Yep

BrotherDave wrote:Cody - Puberty

LOL

BrotherDave wrote:Hawes - Ted Cruz bobble head.

LOL. He is probably torn between Cruz, Trump, and Chris Christie.

BrotherDave wrote:Kaminsky - a locker farther away from Cody and Hawes.

Yep

Liver_Pooty · Post #9 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 2:52 am

Lol. BD is hilarious.

TheKingofSting · Post #10 » by **TheKingofSting** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 4:07 am

Bring MKG good health please!

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MasterIchiro · Post #11 » by **MasterIchiro** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 4:26 am

PJ - lifetime membership to the YMCA, something he's very likely to use, those gifts are always good
Kemba - an alarm clock that makes the same sound as the shot clock buzzer
Cody -an assortment of balls, as long as they're big
Lin - a more female, more naked fan following on RealGM, no more creepy man crushes
Lamb - a new expression that says, "hey, I work hard"
Cliff - Jeremy Lin's hair, enough to share with Steve Martin
Stephanie - a restraining order on Liver Pooty
Parsons - a reastraining order on Liver Pooty
Frank - a better commercial cameo than McCallisters, maybe Uptown Cabaret
Cody - more balls just in case he couldn't rip open the wrapping paper on the first present
Marvin - a new set of goggles that actually work
Al - a trade to the Denver Nuggets

MasterIchiro · Post #12 » by **MasterIchiro** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 4:34 am

Oh and Cho - confiscate his Pu Pu platter cookware from last Christmas and replace it with luggage.