Cathouse Draft! - Fatty

[BigSlam]

P.S. Made an executive desicion and moved Frankendrafter to the 10 spot and everyone else up one spot.

[Paydro70]

I believe I accidentally undid it. I'm not sure why we'd bother, it's snake order.

[fatlever]

map of tassie... awesome. i plan to use that in everyday conversation.

is it an insult, like shes got map of tassie, meaning some big nasty bush? or can it be good or bad?

[fatlever]

is frankendrafter self aware?

[BigSlam]

map of tassie... awesome. i plan to use that in everyday conversation.

is it an insult, like shes got map of tassie, meaning some big nasty bush? or can it be good or bad?

It can easily be both - depending on the look on your face and emphasis on the words at the time of saying it.

Cheeky/sly look + "haveeeeeee a looooooooook at that map of Tassieeeeeeeeeeee!!" = good

Disgusted/replused + "have a LOOK at THAT map of Tassie" = bad

[ball teacher]

I'm randomly at the back of the list again huh? OK, it's all good because I'm gonna blow you guys out the water for sure with this draft, I'm calling it right now, I'll be the champion and my ladies will humioate you guys with these mud ducks you all are picking, get ready to to be taught a lesson!

Black -
Asian -
Hispanic -
White -
Cougar (40 or older) –
Barely Legal (21 or younger) -
Amazon (5'11" or taller) -
Tiny (5'2" or shorter) -
"Hometown Hottie" -
"Girls of HBO/Showtime" -
"Male First Name" –
"Girl from your Country of Ancestry"

[BigSlam]

"mud ducks"



Are they better looking than bush pigs?

[Paydro70]

Well, looks like I've found a team name. If anybody else wants one, let me know. Just to be clear to anyone visiting this thread, any board regular is up to draft the next lady.

[Jaruff]

I shall make the first Frankendrafter pick. Woo.

Breaking the Asian trend, I'm selecting the lovely Christina Hendricks of Mad Men fame as the white girl. She's a true natural.

[fatlever]

joan makes everyday secretary's day

[BigSlam]

HOLY NORGS BATMAN!!!

[Paydro70]

I didn't realize Fats had taken Munn last year too, haha.

I'm wondering if we're all ending up with the same teams as last year though, because... how is Scarlett Johansson still here?!?! I spent 15 minutes looking for something to top her... it's not happening. I'd be disrespecting the draft to take someone else for the sake of variety. I want the best.
Jesus.
Christ.

[hhvo]

@Jaruff ... Not a fan of Redheads, but GoodGooglyMoogly she's a beauty!

She wins the unofficial Busty category.

[thruthefire]

Who is Frankendrafter? I'd like to take his (its?) place, if that's OK. I'll be sure to check in everyday, so there won't be any holdup on my end.

Fair warning--Christina Hendricks will be released. Okay, maybe not.

[doc.end]

I'm taking Hayden Leslie Panettiere - eligible for Barely Legal, Tiny and Male First Name (double eligible for that actually); more of a tactical versatile pick than a real first rounder I guess - well I might have picked somebody else but I realize I won't pick a lot of blondes anyway so I went for the diversity and versatility. I will stack her at Barely Legal Slot for now.

[Walt Cronkite]

Sly pick doctor end. Paydro, you suck.

[Paydro70]

What the hell, TTF shows up NOW? But fine, he's in. Do you want to keep Hendricks or not?

Panettiere is a wonderful pick, last time she went way too late.

[Jaruff]

@Jaruff ... Not a fan of Redheads, but GoodGooglyMoogly she's a beauty!

She wins the unofficial Busty category.

I'm not a fan either but she didn't get picked for hair.

@doc.end - Hayden came to mind too. Incredibly sexy.

[fatlever]

other than munn i am going to do my best not to repeat any of my ladies from last year. i have some new ladies in mind.

welcome back ttf.

[Paydro70]

I say we make it a keeper league, you can choose whoever you want from your team for next year, but they have to be slotted into a "permanent" category.