Z-Rex: The Cody Zeller Thread

Liver_Pooty · Post #1401 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:19 am

Zeller needs a miracle in the off season.

Edit: Id consider giving him some HGH. Im only half joking.

Post #1402 » by **JDR720** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:22 am

Liver_Pooty wrote:Zeller needs a miracle in the off season.

Edit: Id consider giving him some HGH. Im only half joking.

is HGH code for Huge Gonad Harpies?

Eoghan · Post #1403 » by **Eoghan** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:40 am

Liver_Pooty wrote:Zeller needs a miracle in the off season.

Edit: Id consider giving him some HGH. Im only half joking.

I read this as "Zeller needs a moustache in the off season" and some how it seemed to make sense. I think a full, Magnum P.I. flavor savor would do more to instill some confidence in Zeller than a whole off season of weight lifting.

mrknowitall215 · Post #1404 » by **mrknowitall215** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:56 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyPDVVAA_5o[/youtube]

...THE BEST HIGHLIGHT REEL I'VE EVER SEEN...

ammofan · Post #1405 » by **ammofan** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:27 pm

mrknowitall215 wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyPDVVAA_5o[/youtube]

...THE BEST HIGHLIGHT REEL I'VE EVER SEEN...

unfortunately this includes all of his baskets for the season thus far...lol

HornetJail · Post #1406 » by **HornetJail** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:46 pm

I think Zody's best moments so far have been the random WTF blocks he makes once every few games

Eoghan · Post #1407 » by **Eoghan** » Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:43 am

If I put together a Cody highlight reel I'd just splice a bunch of clips of him running the floor together, set it in slow motion and put the Chariots of Fire song for the music.

Post #1408 » by **fatlever** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 5:47 am

tyler zeller had 18pts and 15rebs tonight. maybe there is still hope for z-rex.

thruthefire · Post #1409 » by **thruthefire** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:34 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcBq7j9h2PU[/youtube]

So damn embarrassing.

mrknowitall215 · Post #1410 » by **mrknowitall215** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:22 am

To add insult to embarrassment, Zeller got blocked like that by Greg Monroe, who happens to average less than half a block per game (0.4 blocks per game)

LamarMatic7 · Post #1411 » by **LamarMatic7** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:48 am

ugh.. Cody made it to Shaqtin a Fool.

mrknowitall215 · Post #1412 » by **mrknowitall215** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:57 pm

LamarMatic7 wrote:ugh.. Cody made it to Shaqtin a Fool.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxMYuWedIKQ[/youtube]

Post #1413 » by **Diop** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:16 pm

mrknowitall215 wrote:
LamarMatic7 wrote:ugh.. Cody made it to Shaqtin a Fool.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxMYuWedIKQ[/youtube]

Eoghan · Post #1414 » by **Eoghan** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:56 pm

Ironically a team called the Bobcats would draft a player completely incapable of landing on his feet while falling.

thruthefire · Post #1415 » by **thruthefire** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:59 pm

Cody reminds me so much of Hansbrough, I don't know why I didn't see that comparison earlier.

HornetJail · Post #1416 » by **HornetJail** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 7:22 pm

thruthefire wrote:Cody reminds me so much of Hansbrough, I don't know why I didn't see that comparison earlier.

except Psycho T can knock someone on his ass. If Cody tried that, he'd be the one on his ass.

Elden Payton · Post #1417 » by **Elden Payton** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:11 am

Cody is going to be a starter in this league, calling it now, I've actually been pretty impressed with him over the last month or so.

This draft is so bad that if he can be an athletic Hawes, I'd be extremely happy.

He's obviously nowhere near as NBA ready as I expected though.

mrknowitall215 · Post #1418 » by **mrknowitall215** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:24 pm

It look like Zeller got a orgasm from this dunk. I'm sure it was a relief. Good stuff rookie

Snidely FC · Post #1419 » by **Snidely FC** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:07 pm

Heard David Griffin, CLE interim GM interviewed yesterday. When asked about Tyler Zeller's recent breakout, he basically said that Tyler - and his brother Cody - were too nice coming into the league. What had changed was Tyler got angry at not playing for extended time, and when he got back on the court was playing angry. He said at the trade line the guy teams were calling about was Tyler Zeller. The teams that wanted him, he said, were "the best teams in the league." Everyone agreed that there's a place in this league for a 7 footer who can run like a deer and make 17 foot shots. "You think?" he said.

No-Man · Post #1420 » by **No-Man** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:07 pm

Zeller needs rythm to succeed, he needs a fast pace, and the Bobcats are not really running, I dont like the fit with Big Al, and unles she really improves his outside shooting, he needs that also, he wont fit that role.
There is still hope that he end up as a 7'0 David Lee, if he works in the right direction.