Cathouse Draft! - Fatty

thruthefire · Post #261 » by **thruthefire** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 3:27 am

LOL at "balls"...

CHD shall not be tainted.

SWedd523 · Post #262 » by **SWedd523** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 3:30 am

You said taint.

Post #263 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 3:31 am

Walt Cronkite wrote:Balls is the new teej...

Naaaa. Balls is ok. No one stoops as low as that butt monkey.

Anyway, in order to get this thread back on track....................

TITS!!

Post #264 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 3:32 am

SWEDD523 wrote:You said taint.

Lordy I wish you posted here more!!

Post #265 » by **Diop** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 3:39 am

BigSlam wrote:
Walt Cronkite wrote:Balls is the new teej...

Naaaa. Balls is ok. No one stoops as low as that butt monkey.

Anyway, in order to get this thread back on track....................

TITS!!

Post #266 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 3:42 am

BigSlam wrote:
Walt Cronkite wrote:Balls is the new teej...

Naaaa. Balls is ok. No one stoops as low as that butt monkey.

Anyway, in order to get this thread back on track....................

TITS!!

I just mean that I'll actually read his posts now, then respond to the ones I find to be exceptionally silly.

ball teacher · Post #267 » by **ball teacher** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 3:51 am

ball teacher wrote:
Walt Cronkite wrote:Ballteacher just posted my amazon selection :/

Edit by Slam.

Going to make this real clear so everyone understands.

The CHD is our safe haven. It's a place you can do no wrong.

It's some where we come to during a slow summer and check our player preferences/playing style preferences/name of the team/colour of our uni's/draft selection/playing time/free agent signings/ at the door.

Dudes are going to post selections that they would like to bone. You might not want to bone them, but who cares? Just be happy for them and their bonerisim.

Keep it focused on the hotties or (and this is the ONLY time you will see me post this acronym)..................GTFO!!!
(P.S. Not sure where I will fit her in, but man I would like to straight line Amy Smart)

GTFO? I'm confused as to what the actual beef is over. I put a pic of Rupaul and wrote to Battery that at least he didn't choose Rupaul because I'd really tease him over the selection, Walt wrote that I posted his Amazon, in replying to Walt (assuming he was jokingly referring to Rupaul as his amazon choice) I put a pic of some guy throwing up, and then I get this message that seems to be telling me I can GTFO.
First I've never tried to be offensive to anybody, and I've always tried to have good relations with everyone, so I don't know why I get a warning where I'm informed I can GTFO over us teasing and joking about these women or men who dress like women, and even with these jokes I've never written curse words or anything offensive to anyone else. Off top when this idea about the cathouse draft was proposed by Paydro he wrote ....

Like last year, this will not be judged officially. We are all winners. But feel free to praise or attack others' picks.

....so I wrote little comments in jest, teasing mostly Battery, I also made it a point to let him know I was just teasing and meant no harm when I didn't even need to, but for the sake of keeping good relations I let Battery know I was only teasing with him. Battery said my pick looks like a tranny, and wrote I was full of "shyt" another time but he got no warning and I wasn't offended or anything, but how do I get a warning and nobody else? The warning I received didn't mention my pic (the guy vomitting) being too gross to post, if that was the case I'd understand getting a warning but not being told to GTFO, instead I get a warning for what, teasing Walt or Battery, I don't get it. Either way, I wouldn't be able to affiliate with anyone who let me know I could GTFO of their house, car, or anything. I don't talk like that to people and people don't talk or write like that to me, so you only have to give me the hint one time, with all this being written, I'm out, you guys take care, I still meant no harm to Walt or Battery, and if you guys take offense to what I wrote, my bad, it was all in fun on my part. Be easy.

Post #268 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 3:55 am

Ballteacher's spot is up for grabs. It'll become frankendrafted if no one wants it.

Post #269 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 3:59 am

Paydro sent me his pick... One sec...

Okay, time to show all of you how "Male First Name" is done.
Blake Lively

And hey, she gets along great with TTF's pick.

I'm not doing a great job with variety, I'm aware. Plenty of time for that.

Post #270 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 4:00 am

TITS!!

Post #271 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 4:00 am

Heylookit me, just going to get an oj

ZOMG forgot my pants again!!

thruthefire · Post #272 » by **thruthefire** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 4:01 am

I actually had a mini-debate with myself between Blake and Leighton, ultimately going with Leighton, obviously. I figured I could sneak Blake in for the 21 or under category. Oh well. At least Paydro didn't steal Keira Knightley from me this time.

Battery · Post #273 » by **Battery** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 4:11 am

ball teacher wrote:
ball teacher wrote:
Walt Cronkite wrote:Ballteacher just posted my amazon selection :/

Edit by Slam.

Going to make this real clear so everyone understands.

The CHD is our safe haven. It's a place you can do no wrong.

It's some where we come to during a slow summer and check our player preferences/playing style preferences/name of the team/colour of our uni's/draft selection/playing time/free agent signings/ at the door.

Dudes are going to post selections that they would like to bone. You might not want to bone them, but who cares? Just be happy for them and their bonerisim.

Keep it focused on the hotties or (and this is the ONLY time you will see me post this acronym)..................GTFO!!!
(P.S. Not sure where I will fit her in, but man I would like to straight line Amy Smart)

GTFO? I'm confused as to what the actual beef is over. I put a pic of Rupaul and wrote to Battery that at least he didn't choose Rupaul because I'd really tease him over the selection, Walt wrote that I posted his Amazon, in replying to Walt (assuming he was jokingly referring to Rupaul as his amazon choice) I put a pic of some guy throwing up, and then I get this message that seems to be telling me I can GTFO.
First I've never tried to be offensive to anybody, and I've always tried to have good relations with everyone, so I don't know why I get a warning where I'm informed I can GTFO over us teasing and joking about these women or men who dress like women, and even with these jokes I've never written curse words or anything offensive to anyone else. Off top when this idea about the cathouse draft was proposed by Paydro he wrote ....
Like last year, this will not be judged officially. We are all winners. But feel free to praise or attack others' picks.

....so I wrote little comments in jest, teasing mostly Battery, I also made it a point to let him know I was just teasing and meant no harm when I didn't even need to, but for the sake of keeping good relations I let Battery know I was only teasing with him. Battery said my pick looks like a tranny, and wrote I was full of "shyt" another time but he got no warning and I wasn't offended or anything, but how do I get a warning and nobody else? The warning I received didn't mention my pic (the guy vomitting) being too gross to post, if that was the case I'd understand getting a warning but not being told to GTFO, instead I get a warning for what, teasing Walt or Battery, I don't get it. Either way, I wouldn't be able to affiliate with anyone who let me know I could GTFO of their house, car, or anything. I don't talk like that to people and people don't talk or write like that to me, so you only have to give me the hint one time, with all this being written, I'm out, you guys take care, I still meant no harm to Walt or Battery, and if you guys take offense to what I wrote, my bad, it was all in fun on my part. Be easy.

What is wrong with you???????????? I wasn't offended by anything you said, all that stuff is funny to me. What was offensive was that picture you posted. WTF were you thinking????? This not a scat thread, this is a place for us to look at beautiful women and you almost ruined with that picture.

And I don't want you to go, someone has to finish in last place. :lol:

Post #274 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 4:16 am

Walt Cronkite wrote:Heylookit me, just going to get an oj

ZOMG forgot my pants again!!

Pic #4:

"She's not Miley Cirus, but she'll do.....................unless that IS Miley Cirus?????

More coke needed - stat"

Post #275 » by **Paydro70** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 5:05 am

LOL at everyone. I have no idea what ball teacher could have posted to spur an edit. I did say disparaging other people's picks is okay, as long as it's done lightheartedly, no one should be getting upset about this. The Cathouse is sacred, have a good time. To my mind, no one has chosen "badly" yet, even if I wouldn't have gone on some of these ladies as early as others have.

TTF: I love Leighton too. You were the main one I was afraid would choose Blake, we seem to have very similar taste. I'm happy you got Keira this year.... where's your avatar of her?

Ball teacher stole Vida from me, and I would like to salute Battery for contributing some ladies I was not familiar with (other than Miss Grey) prior to the draft. Variety is the spice of life, and Cathouse drafts.

Doc.end might end up with my second favorite team though, he took two that I consider top-tier talents already.

Post #276 » by **Paydro70** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 5:07 am

Oh, and let me say that the J-Lo pick is one of the reasons that 40+ is a fantastic category... every year there will be a new crop of "wow, she's 40???" picks.

Post #277 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 5:37 am

Paydro70 wrote:Oh, and let me say that the J-Lo pick is one of the reasons that 40+ is a fantastic category... every year there will be a new crop of "wow, she's 40???" picks.

Got to say that last year I found the cougar cat the hardest by far - which is why I made it my #1 pic this year.

Now maybe it's because I turn 36 next year, but I have to say with the research I did this year, the 2011 crop of 40+ draftees look sen-freaking-sational.

Post #278 » by **Paydro70** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 5:48 am

Walt Cronkite wrote:Ballteacher's spot is up for grabs. It'll become frankendrafted if no one wants it.

This is some tragic **** tragic if so. :cry:

Battery · Post #279 » by **Battery** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 7:21 am

Ball teacher please come back! I love it when you praise your picks and state them as the GOAT and also love your criticisms of everyone else's picks. I find that VERY funny. I also look forward to making fun of your picks too! if warranted of course like Stacy Keibler's nose looking a bit like Michael Jackson's. But hey, to each his own.

And Slam was just doing his job and since he can't really tell that we aren't upset with your criticism I can see why he reacted that way. But still you should never have posted that disgusting picture in this thread. I assume Slam reacted harshly because he's sitting there staring at all these incredibly beautiful women and then he sees that gross picture you posted. So please come back, it's no big deal. Except if you post another picture of a tranny and pass it off as a hot chick, um yeah, then we might have to let you go.

doc.end · Post #280 » by **doc.end** » Mon Sep 6, 2010 9:24 am

Madeline Zima - HBO/Showtime.