GT: Scripps National Spelling Bee - THU 8 PM ESPN (fantasy draft inside)

Flip Murray · Post #301 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri May 27, 2016 3:07 am

It was basically like if this happened in game 7 of the nba finals but they never missed

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwXOUvGapuA[/youtube]

Post #302 » by **yosemiteben** » Fri May 27, 2016 3:51 am

Had to stay ridiculously late at work and missed the whole damn thing. Kinda pissed.

Someone please sum up the competition in a haiku.

Also this needs to be an annual thing on here.

Flip Murray · Post #303 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri May 27, 2016 4:01 am

yosemiteben wrote:Had to stay ridiculously late at work and missed the whole damn thing. Kinda pissed.

Someone please sum up the competition in a haiku.

Also this needs to be an annual thing on here.

Your word is biniou
is that a Breton bagpipe?
Holy fukin sh.t

Word is appetitost
would that be a type of cheese?
Holy fukin sh.t

Your word is taoiseach
Prime minister of ireland?
Holy fukin sh.t

Post #304 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Fri May 27, 2016 4:02 am

Read this entire thread. Amazed.

Flip Murray · Post #305 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri May 27, 2016 4:09 am

yosemiteben wrote:Had to stay ridiculously late at work and missed the whole damn thing. Kinda pissed.

Someone please sum up the competition in a haiku.

Also this needs to be an annual thing on here.

What Janga said to Jairam

Flip Murray · Post #306 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri May 27, 2016 4:15 am

Walt Cronkite wrote:Read this entire thread. Amazed.

It was like living in a perpetual loop of this gif

Flip Murray · Post #307 » by **Flip Murray** » Fri May 27, 2016 4:28 am

SWedd523 wrote:Early favorite for me has to be Jairam Jagadeesh Hathwar

Everybody knows the Corning Rotary Club in NY is the mecca for linguistics. He cut his teeth at the Corning Court (also known as the Rucker Park of Spelling) and has dominated for years. Coach T over at Corning knows what it takes to prepare his guys for the next level and Jairam is definitely 1st pick material.

Spelling runs in his blood too. Jairam's brother Sriram (naturally) competed 5 times! Was 3rd in '13 and co-champ in '14. Jairam already tried out last year and came in 22nd at the tender age of 12. Ever since then, he's been putting in two-a-days with his personal trainer. I hear he's even cut back on the preteen "bathroom breaks" in order to keep his edge. and he's definitely ready for Hathwar

Just look at the quiet confidence in that smile. It's like he's saying "**** you nerds, this is mine".

Team Jairam all day

prophetic

Post #308 » by **fatlever** » Fri May 27, 2016 5:18 am

Flip Murray wrote:
yosemiteben wrote:Had to stay ridiculously late at work and missed the whole damn thing. Kinda pissed.

Someone please sum up the competition in a haiku.

Also this needs to be an annual thing on here.

Your word is biniou
is that a Breton bagpipe?
Holy fukin sh.t

Word is appetitost
would that be a type of cheese?
Holy fukin sh.t

Your word is taoiseach
Prime minister of ireland?
Holy fukin sh.t

There are not enough And1s in the world for this post.

Post #309 » by **fatlever** » Fri May 27, 2016 5:22 am

we need gifs of Janga shaking his head "no" behind Jairam, then clapping in his face.

And then another gif of Jairam trying to high give Janga and getting hung out to dry, 3 times in the span of 5 seconds.

SWedd523 · Post #310 » by **SWedd523** » Fri May 27, 2016 1:12 pm

Post #311 » by **fatlever** » Fri May 27, 2016 4:48 pm

Hammers

Gold: the man of many names - Perv, Horndog, Nihar, Janga, the Machine
Silver: Hathwar
Bronze - Kumar

BF: Cooper

Post #312 » by **fatlever** » Fri May 27, 2016 5:43 pm

The boys are TV stars now

http://www.snappytv.com/tc/2026769

Post #313 » by **BigSlam** » Fri May 27, 2016 11:23 pm

fatlever wrote:Hammers

Gold: the man of many names - Perv, Horndog, Nihar, Janga, the Machine
Silver: Hathwar
Bronze - Kumar

BF: Cooper

Platinum Hammer: Flip

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SWedd523 · Post #314 » by **SWedd523** » Fri May 27, 2016 11:41 pm

The Hathwar Dynasty is for real gentleman. That family has produced more natural phonetic talent than any other, and we're lucky enough to witness it live.

Totally unrelated, but I fully expect that dirty pervert Janga to have his co-title stripped when the drug tests come back. No eleven year old has a voice that guttural. Barry White sounding ass.

Post #315 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Sat May 28, 2016 12:15 am

Can people post links to their losing word daily posts here?
Thanks.

Post #316 » by **fatlever** » Sat May 28, 2016 12:24 am

just posted mine in the NBA 8.0 thread

There is not enough theriaca on the planet to get me to take a trip with Biz to the congo jungles. Lets hope he can put off his trip back home for another few days with a win tonight vs the Cavs.

Snidely FC · Post #317 » by **Snidely FC** » Sat May 28, 2016 12:51 am

from the Cody Zeller thread:

Some people would prescribe betony, an herb known to heal vaginitis, for Zeller, but I disagree. I think Cody and his punchdrunk face give this team toughness.

Post #318 » by **JDR720** » Sat May 28, 2016 3:42 am

i just found out there is a national geography bee. need to do it next year too

Post #319 » by **fatlever** » Sat May 28, 2016 5:17 am

JDR720 wrote:i just found out there is a national geography bee. need to do it next year too

I tried to watch that show once and it just made me angry, then sad. I majored in geography and I felt like a complete idiot watching those kids answer stuff I had no clue about. It made me want to return my diploma.

Flip Murray · Post #320 » by **Flip Murray** » Sat May 28, 2016 6:36 am

alright i'm going to start looking for gifs of Perv clapping in the other kids face sometime tomorrow. I already cheated and didn't use my word today. For some reason I have that my guy lost on "illicium" but i'm pretty sure that wasn't it. Mine lost on some sort of word that meant fish bone. Or maybe i'm just getting confused because i'm still coming down off the high. I think I entered into some sort of nirvana-like state while Perv just dropped dime after dime.\