Cathouse Draft! - Fatty

[Fred Williamson]

[Paydro70]

Christ, this is ridiculous, I cannot allow another whole page to go by without some hot chick. I'm going to redeem Ms. Aguilera a bit.




And of course, the way we all first met her:

[Walt Cronkite]

No one attacked picks last year and it wad the most viewed thread in the history if this board, so I don't think many people were bored by it. Last year if you thought someone made a bad pick it was like when hhvo (who we should skip by now) commented on my Taylor swift selection, not like what battery and ballteacher have been doing. Thread will be much better without those two dragging it down needlessly. Good riddance, I say. 8 posters filling x cats is plenty. More picture posting, less stupidity.

Post tits.

[BigSlam]

Christ, this is ridiculous, I cannot allow another whole page to go by without some hot chick. I'm going to redeem Ms. Aguilera a bit.

P.A.Y.D.R.O with the HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE save!!

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About skipping: I'm ready to pick once hhvo finishes his pick or someone gives me an official word I should skip him.

[Walt Cronkite]

About skipping: I'm ready to pick once hhvo finishes his pick or someone gives me an official word I should skip him.

Go for it, he's had about a full day to check in. In the unlikely event that you take the woman he was targeting, he has millions of other females he could select.

[Paydro70]

I still support frankendrafters. Let there be two for all I care.

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Kim Kardashian - Tiny (5'2'' according to chickipedia)





I realized she may be a half an inch taller, so if you decide she is not really fitting the Tiny category, slot her in Male Name category instead.

Paydro wanted some diversity so I decided I need someone to fill in the curvy role. I don't know much about her but I realize she is quite famous for being famous in the US. What bugs me on chickipedia is that they list her ethnicity as Mixed. I mean come on, Armenian is as Caucasian as you can get

(just click on post reply and scroll down a bit to see the rest of the first picture)

[Walt Cronkite]

I was thinking that too.

[Paydro70]

Armenians are the original "caucasian," along with Georgia and Azerbaijan.

For real though? Kim as the male first name? Doesn't anybody learn anything here?

Anyway IMDB even has her at 5'2" so you're fine.

[hhvo]

Alright sorry for the wait, but with my 4th pick, I select...

Candice Swanepoel - Barely Legal
Birth Date: 10/20/1988

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I know we're limited to 2 pics per hottie... But I'mma go crazy on this one. Here more of Candice:


The "I'm barely legal" pic


The "Me so horny" pic


Hmmm... fill in you own caption for this one.

[Paydro70]

Hello sailor, obviously.

I select for "Cougar" a woman who completely defies her age, Ms. Monica Bellucci... age 46!



And to go a little younger...

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Armenians are the original "caucasian," along with Georgia and Azerbaijan.

For real though? Kim as the male first name? Doesn't anybody learn anything here?

Anyway IMDB even has her at 5'2" so you're fine.

Yup, so that'S why i don't know why chickipeadia has her ethnicity as mixed (and not white).

Of course: http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Kim

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Hello sailor, obviously.

I select for "Cougar" a woman who completely defies her age, Ms. Monica Bellucci... age 46!



And to go a little younger...

Yup, obvious and great pick. I am partially glad someone have picked her as if she'd fall to even later rounds I wouldn't be able to pass on such a steal. Now I am free to be creative and pick someone else. Which is more fun for me I guess although Monica is surely the best cougar available in this draft.

[Jaruff]

Christ, this is ridiculous, I cannot allow another whole page to go by without some hot chick. I'm going to redeem Ms. Aguilera a bit.




And of course, the way we all first met her:

Good job Paydro. Especially on not posting pictures of her with braided hair; imo, she looked terrible then.

Monica Bellicu is VERY hot for someone who's about to hit 50.

[Paydro70]

Ugh, I know what you mean, those awful braids cluttered up the image search badly.

[SWedd523]

Totally OT, but I was with my girl today in Victoria's Secret and saw a couple of posters with some SEXY thing and have been trying to figure out who she is all day when, lo and behold, HH posted her in the CHD!


Just another reason why I love this thread

[Walt Cronkite]

Bellucci looks a bit old in that 2nd pick, but the others are money. Swanepoel I'm undecided about. Hot, sure... kinda weird looking though... first pic just looks off and that was the first impression.

[Paydro70]

Bellucci looks a bit old in that 2nd pick, but the others are money. Swanepoel I'm undecided about. Hot, sure... kinda weird looking though... first pic just looks off and that was the first impression.

It's tough to find ones that I'm sure are from after she turned 40... which means they tend to come from the red carpet.

[Jaruff]

From the Sorcerer's Apprentice, one of her latest films. It came out this year. She's wearing that damn dress, but she still looks nice at 46 (well 45 or so when that movie was filming).