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Liver_Pooty · Post #601 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:59 pm

Sachmo wrote:Dennis Rodman in North Korea, what could go wrong?

I guess were going to war with them sooner than I expected.

Post #602 » by **fatlever** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:31 pm

can anyone find alley-oop stats by team and player for 2012-13? my guess is we have less than 10 alley-oop dunks for the season.

best i could find was a list of dunks made by each bobcat

http://bkref.com/tiny/UeILv
- MKG has most with 41. followed by biz with 32
- biz has missed 8 dunks
- hendo only has 11 dunks all season, which is only one more than sessions and way behind MKG and taylor (27).

Post #603 » by **fatlever** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:11 pm

more random stats

+/- for the season, divided by minutes played to get +/- per minute (throwing out anyone who hasnt played at least 1000 minutes, we are left with the core of 9 players). here they are ranked 1st to last.

Player...............................Per Min
Kemba Walker...................-0.148583811
Brendan Haywood.............-0.150261531
Jeff Taylor........................-0.153091941
Michael Kidd-Gilchrist........-0.1586136
Bismack Biyombo...............-0.188228684
Gerald Henderson.............-0.194706676
Ramon Sessions.................-0.209332469
Ben Gordon.....................-0.253684014
Byron Mullens.................-0.273125483

Post #604 » by **Diop** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:22 pm

well today was the first time I have ever evacuated my house because of a fire etc.

It was weird how little I cared about what I left at the house. Maybe because I truly didn't think the fire would reach my house, but also I realized that most of it is replaceable. We just grabbed the photo albums, birth/marriage certificates and thats about it. Was more stressed about how the insurance company would try and screw me if it did burn down.

Its all safe now and I'm sure I will quickly forget about it.

Interesting day.

vorbis · Post #605 » by **vorbis** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:33 pm

glad to hear it was an anticlimactic day in the end.

Post #606 » by **fatlever** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:32 pm

Sachmo wrote:well today was the first time I have ever evacuated my house because of a fire etc.

It was weird how little I cared about what I left at the house. Maybe because I truly didn't think the fire would reach my house, but also I realized that most of it is replaceable. We just grabbed the photo albums, birth/marriage certificates and thats about it. Was more stressed about how the insurance company would try and screw me if it did burn down.

Its all safe now and I'm sure I will quickly forget about it.

Interesting day.

glad to hear all is well. when you disappeared from the GT i was getting worried.

Post #607 » by **Diop** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:45 am

funniest part was when we were driving out past the police road blocks and seeing all the residents arguing with Police on why they should be allowed back to their houses.

Post #608 » by **Diop** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:53 am

another funny post from sichting on the off topic board. They were discussing drink driving when he came out with this.

SichtingLives wrote:F8CK those f*cks who are trying to gain off me driving drunk which is my right as a god damn Murcan (thats what people say, right)!!! Next cop who pulls me over drunk. I'm gonna peel a quick 360 and pull his ass over instead. I have a flashlight, therefore I have 10% the authority of a cop. Close enough. I'll walk up to the cruiser and be all " License, registration and proof of insurance, sir." He'll be all "sir, have you been drinking tonight?" And I'll be all "that depends. Is your wife home f**king your brother right now?? bacon bacon pig oink oink pig bacon snort do you understand meeeeeeeee nooooooooow officer bacon ass memphis style ribs????"

That's when I feel the night will turn sour.

HornetJail · Post #609 » by **HornetJail** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:21 am

Sichting lives is hilarious. :lol:

dat smoke cloud

Eoghan · Post #610 » by **Eoghan** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:31 am

Looks like somebody put too many shrimps on the barbie.*

*said in worst Australian accent

Post #611 » by **BigSlam** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:54 am

Sachmo wrote:well today was the first time I have ever evacuated my house because of a fire etc.

It was weird how little I cared about what I left at the house. Maybe because I truly didn't think the fire would reach my house, but also I realized that most of it is replaceable. We just grabbed the photo albums, birth/marriage certificates and thats about it. Was more stressed about how the insurance company would try and screw me if it did burn down.

Its all safe now and I'm sure I will quickly forget about it.

Interesting day.

I'm very glad you are ok mate. Hope everyone in your life is safe and sound as well.

Are you near the edge of town with brush around you? Do they back burn?

Post #612 » by **BigSlam** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:57 am

James Gatz wrote:
vorbis wrote:
BigSlam wrote:Get him to the Greek is an unbelievably funny movie.

It might be in my top 5 funny movies of all time.

you gotta be kidding me. got drunk to see that movie with some mates and we all walked out like we had caught our moms masturbating. not a single **** laugh, and mostly because that russell whoever the **** was an utter waste of **** dialogue.

I'm more with Slam. Not in my top 5 but definitely a really good movie. I watched it again a few months ago and still enjoyed every second. I think Puff Daddy was great in it.

Diddy should have got an Oscar for his role in that movie. He is absolutely hilarious.

Any scene with him and Jonah Hill in it is pure comedy gold.

"I'm mind f*cking the sh*t out of you. "....

Post #613 » by **Diop** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:18 am

BigSlam wrote:
Sachmo wrote:well today was the first time I have ever evacuated my house because of a fire etc.

It was weird how little I cared about what I left at the house. Maybe because I truly didn't think the fire would reach my house, but also I realized that most of it is replaceable. We just grabbed the photo albums, birth/marriage certificates and thats about it. Was more stressed about how the insurance company would try and screw me if it did burn down.

Its all safe now and I'm sure I will quickly forget about it.

Interesting day.

I'm very glad you are ok mate. Hope everyone in your life is safe and sound as well.

Are you near the edge of town with brush around you? Do they back burn?

No houses were lost at all in the end, the fire fighters did an awesome job.

We're on the edge of the bush and this was just a minor bush fire at first, but a strong wind came in and it went nuts.

They have firebreaks and controlled burns etc. and I guess they are doing something right seeing no one was hurt or lost any property.

Post #614 » by **fatlever** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:24 am

is sichting lives the same dude i posted a few weeks ago who was talking about treating his dumps like bad children? if so, yeah, that dude is a riot.

Post #615 » by **Diop** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:39 am

yeah it is. he's always randomly pumping out hilarious paragraphs like that.

James Gatz · Post #616 » by **James Gatz** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:30 am

Diddy should have got an Oscar for his role in that movie. He is absolutely hilarious.

Any scene with him and Jonah Hill in it is pure comedy gold.

"I'm mind f*cking the sh*t out of you. "....

The Biggest Loser Time chant is by far my favorite joke in the movie.

Post #617 » by **Diop** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:52 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4[/youtube]

Probably NSFW, has a couple of F bombs.

Funny though

Post #618 » by **BigSlam** » Sat Mar 2, 2013 12:22 am

How freaking bad are the dudes on Idol this season?

A couple of the chicks have nice voices, but the guys suck arse.

dmutombo321 · Post #619 » by **dmutombo321** » Sun Mar 3, 2013 12:40 am

Hey Slam - you really just deleted the Kanter thread?

An act of censorship to prevent someone from having their feelings hurt for being wrong? :lol:

There was certainly nothing incendiary in there. Just reminded certain folks who mistakenly viewed Kanter as a mediocre bit player (by relying strictly on his past stats) of their own words.

As a fellow Kanter champion (although not to the point of being willing to deal MKG for him), you of all people should have appreciated that.

HornetJail · Post #620 » by **HornetJail** » Sun Mar 3, 2013 12:43 am

dmutombo321 wrote:Hey Slam - you really just deleted the Kanter thread?

An act of censorship to prevent someone from having their feelings hurt for being wrong?

There was certainly nothing incendiary in there. Just reminded certain folks who mistakenly viewed Kanter as a mediocre bit player (by relying strictly on his past stats) of their own words.

As a fellow Kanter champion (although not to the point of being willing to deal MKG for him), you of all people should have appreciated that.

He merged the thread into the thread it was supposed to be in. :roll:

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