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Based on the lolcat inspired Nuggets GT that achieved great victory both on and off of the court, as well as the presence of LB around the franchise in general, I think it's obvious that our squad responds well to negativity. Let's keep that rolling and trick these chumps into winning another one. Things have mellowed around here since the Nuggets victory, but the Bobcats are still not good. The Pacers are sitting at .500, but looking at their roster, they're not good either. Bunch of basketball mutants on both sides... and I've found my muse.

BROTHERHOOD of EVIL BOBCATS (8-13)

Lead by:

Larry Brown CODE NAME: MAGNETO

This old mother **** is CRAZY. A philosophical idealist, he handpicks his talent and doesn't understand when they fail, often turning on them outright. He's been around forever and has some good intentions, but it's hard to see things through when you're a nutter.
Featuring:

DJ Augustin CODE NAME: PYRO

Manipulates fire.


Stephen Jackson CODE NAME: MYSTIQUE

Enigmatic shapeshifter. Likes guns.


Gerald Wallace CODE NAME: MASTERMIND

Generates illusions, manipulates memory. Was it all a dream?


Boris Diaw CODE NAME: THE BLOB

NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB!


Nazr Mohammed CODE NAME: SABRETOOTH

Big dude, doesn't seem to age.

In Reserve:

Shaun Livingston CODE NAME: UNUS THE UNTOUCHABLE

I don't really know who this is, but don't touch Shaun because he might break.


Tyrus Thomas CODE NAME: JUGGERNAUT

Virtually unstoppable momentum. Hard headed.


Derrick Brown CODE NAME: TOAD

Can jump high. What else is he good at?

INDIANA PACERS (10-10)





Also likely to see action:
TJ Ford
Brandon Rush
James Posey
Jeff Foster

Gold - Augustin
Silver - Augustin
Bronze - Augustin


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I think the Bobcats should be able to win this. I think that Wallace might be on the rebound, so we'll see how that works out.

Haha cool.

Pacers 138 - 54 Bobcats (Am I doing it right ?)

I should do a game thread one day.

BigSlam wrote:Gold - Augustin
Silver - Augustin
Bronze - Augustin


(oops, too early???)

Fixed:

Gold - Tank
Silver - Tank
Bronze - Tank

Thomas "highly doubtful'' against Pacers

http://blogs.charlotte.com/inside_the_n ... acers.html

Rock on.

BigSlam wrote:

BigSlam wrote:Gold - Augustin
Silver - Augustin
Bronze - Augustin


(oops, too early???)

Fixed:

Gold - Tank
Silver - Tank
Bronze - Tank

Ahhh it's finally occurred to me why you have a hard on for DJ, you actually want us to tank. Nobody in their right mind would think DJ Augustin is a point guard that could take us to the playoffs. I'm sorry Slam I didn't realize you were this sneaky, pumping DJ up, calling management, writing into Bonnell telling all of them you have a legion of minions who want to see DJ as the starting point guard and you will riot en masse and storm the gates of the Time Warner Cable Arena if your demands are not met. Brilliant Slam....pure brilliance. Always knew we had a smart fan base.

Ky-rie Irv-ing
Ky-rie Irv-ing
Ky-rie Irv-ing

How could I "storm the gates of the Time Warner Cable Arena". I don't go to games = hence me not being able to have a valid opinion.

I'll leave the storming of gates up to you SuperFans.


Tyrus out for this game is a huge loss. Wonder how DJ managed to pull that one off? Wonder if he went all "Tonya Harding" on T2 when T2 wasn't looking????

Damn that Augustin kid.

Continue my negative chant, it worked last time so.....we lose by 60.

He threw pass to TT, so TT had to dunk it and injuried himself.

It's ALL DJ's fault. I think we even nee to trade him, but just cut him and sign Iverson from Besiktas!

moevil wrote:He threw pass to TT, so TT had to dunk it and injuried himself.

It's ALL DJ's fault. I think we even nee to trade him, but just cut him and sign Iverson from Besiktas!

And to think AI would still be in the NBA if DJ hadn't influenced him that much...

moevil wrote:He threw pass to TT, so TT had to dunk it and injuried himself.

It's ALL DJ's fault. I think we even nee to trade him, but just cut him and sign Iverson from Besiktas!

Actually Stephen Jackson threw the pass. And yes I do agree we need to trade DJ...

jackson as mystique? how can being a ball stopper be so sexy? im so confused.

hey battery... your boy kyrie is going to be out a while. i think the more time he misses the more likely he is to come back to duke next year. you might be wanting us to tank one year too early.

fatlever wrote:jackson as mystique? how can being a ball stopper be so sexy? im so confused.

maybe the expression "black hole" means a bit better?

fatlever wrote:hey battery... your boy kyrie is going to be out a while. i think the more time he misses the more likely he is to come back to duke next year. you might be wanting us to tank one year too early.

He's your boy too. He's our savior! As for him going back to Duke, I think a lot of it depends on whether or not there will be a lockout. Injuries also make players realize how fragile they are and that could be a reason why he turns pro after this season. Either way, we still need to go young and get some top draft picks in here to rejuvenate this franchise.

fatlever wrote:jackson as mystique? how can being a ball stopper be so sexy? im so confused.

I couldn't decide if Wallace or Jackson should be Mystique. She's a leader of the BoEM, they're team leaders of the Bobcats. She can appear in many forms, so can Wallace and Jax. In the end, the gun thing was the difference maker. Nazr was a hard one to place and Sabretooth was too cool for him, but I had to figure something out.

moevil wrote:He threw pass to TT, so TT had to dunk it and injuried himself.

It's ALL DJ's fault. I think we even nee to trade him, but just cut him and sign Iverson from Besiktas!

Impossible.

DJ doesn't pass unless it's to get a cheap assist on the outside.

Battery wrote:

fatlever wrote:hey battery... your boy kyrie is going to be out a while. i think the more time he misses the more likely he is to come back to duke next year. you might be wanting us to tank one year too early.

He's your boy too. He's our savior! As for him going back to Duke, I think a lot of it depends on whether or not there will be a lockout. Injuries also make players realize how fragile they are and that could be a reason why he turns pro after this season. Either way, we still need to go young and get some top draft picks in here to rejuvenate this franchise.

Blasphemy! We already have our savior. He played at Fresno State.

Isn't Larry Brown our savior ?