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GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:10 am
by Diop
Clash of the TANKS!!
VS
Who will suck most and earn the number 1 chance at winning the lottery?
How many assists will Kemba get?
How many rebounds will Mullens get?
How many 3's will Carrol hit?
So many questions to be answered, with only 1 sure thing, we do it for the lulz.
So c'mon Cats, I want to see more jump shots from Diop and driving dunk attempts by Carroll.
I forgot our good luck girl. Even though this game is played on the 25th January, it will be the 26th here in Oz and hence Australia day.
So in recognition I present Miranda Kerr dressed as Wonder Woman.

rock on
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:20 am
by Jaruff
Only in Charlotte can we **** a tank up so badly it ends up vertical.
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:04 pm
by Fred Williamson
loser wins the title "worst team in the league"
MAKE US PROUD, LOLCATS
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:31 pm
by ohara
LOL!!! This will be in Washington. Their fans will be cheering for the Bobcats tonight, so it will feel like a home game for Charlotte. Need lots of Diop tonight!
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:56 pm
by LamarMatic7
I'd love to see some
Higgins/Matt/T2/Mexicat/Diop
in fact, let's play them the whole 48 minutes.
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:24 pm
by fatlever
first game under a new coach for them. they will be energized. players looking to make an impression. ...feeling freed from the shackles of flips complex offensive sets.
kemba will increase his assists by a whooping 50% tonight. i predict he gets 3.
mully is due for a good game. i predict he gets 15+
biz vs mcgee, block city.
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:49 pm
by Stun704
fatlever wrote:first game under a new coach for them. they will be energized. players looking to make an impression. ...feeling freed from the shackles of flips complex offensive sets.
kemba will increase his assists by a whooping 50% tonight. i predict he gets 3.
mully is due for a good game. i predict he gets 15+
biz vs mcgee, block city.
I hope that isn't a knock on our boy Kemba, have you seen our offensive sets? just standing around and absolutely no movement on offense = hard to get assists.
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:06 pm
by fatlever
Stun704 wrote:fatlever wrote:first game under a new coach for them. they will be energized. players looking to make an impression. ...feeling freed from the shackles of flips complex offensive sets.
kemba will increase his assists by a whooping 50% tonight. i predict he gets 3.
mully is due for a good game. i predict he gets 15+
biz vs mcgee, block city.
I hope that isn't a knock on our boy Kemba, have you seen our offensive sets? just standing around and absolutely no movement on offense = hard to get assists.
part of the job of the point guard is to get the players into the right spots, create for others. i am not naive enough to say that kemba is fully to blame for our awful offense last night, but he certainly has to take some of the blame. just because he led the team in scoring doesnt mean he gets a pass. he had 2 assists and 4 turnovers and a lot of possessions where he just dribbled around the 3pt line, not doing anything.
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:15 pm
by penquin11
This game is a joke.... SO MY POST SHOULD BE ONE TOO!
What do BJ Mullens and a whore have in common?
A: They both get slapped around every night!
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:33 pm
by Fred Williamson
penquin11 wrote:This game is a joke.... SO MY POST SHOULD BE ONE TOO!
What do BJ Mullens and a whore have in common?
A: They both get slapped around every night!

Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:13 pm
by BigSlam
JaVale McIdiot will have 10 blocks tonight.
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:26 pm
by Walt Cronkite
Actual lol, Fred.
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:12 pm
by doc.end
Stun704 wrote:fatlever wrote:first game under a new coach for them. they will be energized. players looking to make an impression. ...feeling freed from the shackles of flips complex offensive sets.
kemba will increase his assists by a whooping 50% tonight. i predict he gets 3.
mully is due for a good game. i predict he gets 15+
biz vs mcgee, block city.
I hope that isn't a knock on our boy Kemba, have you seen our offensive sets? just standing around and absolutely no movement on offense = hard to get assists.
Hey Stun they are not nice to your boy in rookie thread on general board...

Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:41 pm
by captaincrunk
Stun704 wrote:I hope that isn't a knock on our boy Kemba, have you seen our offensive sets? just standing around and absolutely no movement on offense = hard to get assists.
DJ and Boris manage to get more assists.
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:26 pm
by Fred Williamson
doc.end wrote:Stun704 wrote:fatlever wrote:first game under a new coach for them. they will be energized. players looking to make an impression. ...feeling freed from the shackles of flips complex offensive sets.
kemba will increase his assists by a whooping 50% tonight. i predict he gets 3.
mully is due for a good game. i predict he gets 15+
biz vs mcgee, block city.
I hope that isn't a knock on our boy Kemba, have you seen our offensive sets? just standing around and absolutely no movement on offense = hard to get assists.
Hey Stun they are not nice to your boy in rookie thread on general board...

these scouts and draft expers on the GB really piss me off
"Kemba Walker is exactly the kind of player I predicted him to be before the draft, heerrp derp." I wish I could go off but I don't want to get banned again.
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:21 pm
by Jeff23
I know for a fact that my boy Matt Carroll will go off on the wizards today. Cant wait!
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:54 pm
by Eoghan
How many dunk attempts will Carroll need to get stuffed by JaVale McGee before he retires?
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:55 pm
by doc.end
He will do a Parsons on him!
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:16 pm
by Chocolate City Jordanaire
This thread is awesome and hilarious.

I have to say the Bobcats tank withouth DJ Augustine might be stronger than the Wizards.
Then again, according to Greg Anthony, the Wizards are like chicken soup. They make every sick or hurting opposing team feel better after playing them. This game could go either way.
As a Wizard fan, I'm thinking I want Anthony Davis in this draft.
Re: GT Jan 25th :Charlotte @ Washington 7pm EST
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:20 pm
by Eoghan
Chocolate City Jordanaire wrote:
As a Wizard fan
I'm sorry, what did you say? I thought I misheard you say you were a Wizard fan.
Nice job on the unis this year though! Just need to slowly become the Bullets again and maybe the curse will be lifted.