RealGM

3 - Me, for not driving to Toronto
2 - vorbis, for putting up with this crap live
1 - 8 track - which, thanks to the combination of "sad" + "cry" and some wonderful playlists, got me through this game.

I missed the game, which sounds like a good thing.
so I will go off the box score and promise there is no personal bias.

gold - Diop 2 assists in 7 minutes and +2 (only 2 players had positive +/-)
silver - Adrien 9 rebounds in 17 minutes +2 (the other positive player)
bronze - Haywood - wood, wood, wood.

gold - adrien
silver - turtle
bronze - diop

just pick names out a hat

I have a feeling Adrien will be starting next game

Since I have to give three hammers, the gold goes to Adrien, but the other two hammers find their way to Mike Dunlap. Forcefully. In his face.

Gold: Kemba

Silver: Adrien

Bronze: Haywood

Just because I could remember their names. No other good reasons.

Gold: Mullens

Silver: Diop

Bronze: Thomas for not missing a shot.

i guess i will try to actually hammer this lame ass game.

gold - MKG, for his persistant cares on defense, and some aggressive offense to start the 2nd half. he really does seem to be singled out for BS fouls for having the gall to hustle and be a pest on loose balls and man defense.

silver - adrien. the one bobcat who planted himself near the basket and fought for rebounds and putbacks. shot the ball poorly but damnit he's giving something that no one else is giving right now.

bronze - gordon. he was able to get his shot off and hit enough to give the bobcats a pulse (for short stretches) in the first half. but he was the 3rd best of a pathetic bunch.

no hammers for you!

Gold: Kemba
Silver: Adrien
Bronze: MKG

normally i tally the votes as they are given, but too many fake hammers in this thread. i am going to do something unprecedented and go with the hammers given by vorbis who had the pain of watching this game in person.

voting closed

gold - MKG
silver - adrien
bronze - gordon