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What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:57 pm
by fatlever
http://www.atthehive.com/2015/12/23/10649668/what-is-santa-getting-every-charlotte-hornets-playerAt The Hive posted an article yesterday about what each player should get from Santa. I thought it might be fun for everyone to add their ideas.
Kemba - Santa should bring Kemba consistency with his shooting.
Batum - I agree with ATH, Santa should bring Batum a new 5-year deal with the Hornets
Jefferson - Santa should bring Al some Golden Seal and a personal trainer
Lin - Santa should bring Lin some stability in both his career, playing time and role.
Marvin - Santa should force Marvin to sign 1 month contracts so he is always motivated.
PJ - Santa should buy PJ a condo in Greensboro
Frank - Santa should bring Frank a weight set and a lifetime supply of protein shakes.
Cody - Santa should bring Cody Noah Vonleh's arms and hands.
Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 5:49 pm
by EwingSweatsALot
fatlever wrote:http://www.atthehive.com/2015/12/23/10649668/what-is-santa-getting-every-charlotte-hornets-player
At The Hive posted an article yesterday about what each player should get from Santa. I thought it might be fun for everyone to add their ideas.
Kemba - Santa should bring Kemba consistency with his shooting.
Batum - I agree with ATH, Santa should bring Batum a new 5-year deal with the Hornets
Jefferson - Santa should bring Al some Golden Seal and a personal trainer
Lin - Santa should bring Lin some stability in both his career, playing time and role.
Marvin - Santa should force Marvin to sign 1 month contracts so he is always motivated.
PJ - Santa should buy PJ a condo in Greensboro
Frank - Santa should bring Frank a weight set and a lifetime supply of protein shakes.
Cody - Santa should bring Cody Noah Vonleh's arms and hands.
Lost it on PJs gift.
Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:30 pm
by JDR720
Kemba- Santa should bring Kemba a membership for KEMBA Financial Credit Union
Nic- Santa should bring Nic a lifetime supply of escargot
Al- Santa should bring some low calorie weed brownies
Lin- Santa should bring Lin a list of his naughty and nice fans.
Marvin- Santa should bring Marvin a "Former #2 Pick" poster
PJ- Santa should bring PJ a "Basketball for Dummies" book
Frank- Santa should bring Frank a "Dance Dance Revolution" game
Cody- Santa should bring Cody a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man jersey attachment.
Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:59 pm
by Liver_Pooty
All I want for Christmas is Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:03 pm
by HornetJail
MKG and Bismack Biyombo
Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:00 pm
by AustinPowers
Damian Jones from Vanderbilt
Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 12:04 am
by Eoghan
Kemba - Tony Parker's brain
Lin - An exercise room that increases gravity so that Lin can finally become Super Saiyan.
Marv - Lots of Icy Hot and protein to recover from being the team's rim protector.
PJ - Mr. T gold chain.
Batum - "Moving without the ball" coloring books to pass out to his teammates.
Lamb - Rear view mirrors so he can see the guy he's supposed to be guarding.
Cody - Puberty
Hawes - Ted Cruz bobble head.
Kaminsky - a locker farther away from Cody and Hawes.
Cho - pink slip
Clifford - pink slip
Daniels - a trade to Memphis
Other white guy - Lumps of coal
Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 2:39 am
by Braggins
BrotherDave wrote:Kemba - Tony Parker's brain
Yep
BrotherDave wrote:Lin - An exercise room that increases gravity so that Lin can finally become Super Saiyan.
Yep
BrotherDave wrote:Cody - Puberty
LOL
BrotherDave wrote:Hawes - Ted Cruz bobble head.
LOL. He is probably torn between Cruz, Trump, and Chris Christie.
BrotherDave wrote:Kaminsky - a locker farther away from Cody and Hawes.
Yep
Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 2:52 am
by Liver_Pooty
Lol. BD is hilarious.
Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 4:07 am
by TheKingofSting
Bring MKG good health please!
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Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 4:26 am
by MasterIchiro
PJ - lifetime membership to the YMCA, something he's very likely to use, those gifts are always good
Kemba - an alarm clock that makes the same sound as the shot clock buzzer
Cody -an assortment of balls, as long as they're big
Lin - a more female, more naked fan following on RealGM, no more creepy man crushes
Lamb - a new expression that says, "hey, I work hard"
Cliff - Jeremy Lin's hair, enough to share with Steve Martin
Stephanie - a restraining order on Liver Pooty
Parsons - a reastraining order on Liver Pooty
Frank - a better commercial cameo than McCallisters, maybe Uptown Cabaret
Cody - more balls just in case he couldn't rip open the wrapping paper on the first present
Marvin - a new set of goggles that actually work
Al - a trade to the Denver Nuggets
Re: What Should Santa Bring the Hornets?
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 4:34 am
by MasterIchiro
Oh and Cho - confiscate his Pu Pu platter cookware from last Christmas and replace it with luggage.