Bold Predictions for 2017-2018
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:48 pm
With camp starting up, and media day done, I didn't see a bold predictions thread. I have some for the Hornets, and some for the NBA.
Disclaimer: I'm truly an idiot about this stuff, so it's just to show how stupid I am. These are seriously terrible.
Hornets
- Dwight will generally be a disappointment, and we will all be chirping that Cody should start by December. Cliff will remain loyal to his boy though.
- Frank will push for a starting spot, and by the end of the year, be viewed as the third most important player on the Hornets along with Kemba and Monk. If he's not starting by the end of the year, they will make changes to the roster to make sure he starts next year.
- Kemba will struggle early on adjusting to Dwight and not having Cody's screens. He will try and put too much on himself, and then miss the second half of the year with a knee.
- Monk will struggle on D initially, and won't get many minutes for the first month. He will be pressed into service with Kemba's injury, and get torched by other PGs. But it will help him grow, and eventually we'll be optimistic about him being a Westbrook-like scoring point. There will be a whole Kemba vs. Monk debate.
- Lamb will be traded at the deadline with MCW's expiring contract, for a backup PG. Like Jeremy Lin.
- Bats will still look lackadaisical on D, and make terrible decisions with the ball with 3 minutes to go in close games.
- Marv will be viewed as an important locker room guy, but most of us will say he shouldn't start by the end of the year.
- Sadly, we'll all give up on MKG this year.
- We will be in the race for one of the last playoff spots, and mostly blame Kemba missing half the year. Also we'll blame Dwight. 1st round exit to Boston in a sweep.
- Bacon won't see time at all. He'll be on the Greensboro shuttle.
- And lastly, Cho will not be extended. We'll get someone more terrible who will try and play hardball with Kemba.
NBA
- Philly will still not be good, and will still lose lots of player minutes to injury. Young Okafor gets traded for an expiring and a 2nd round pick.
- Brooklyn will get the 8th seed in the East.
- Milwaukee will trade Jabari for a PG. They will make the ECF.
- Harden will get more annoyed at CP3 than he did with Dwight, since CP3 will handle the ball.
- GS will have a major injury to either Steph, KD, or Klay. It won't matter.
- The 8th seed in the East will have 36 wins.
- The 8th seed in the West will have 49 wins.
- East playoff teams: Cavs, Celts, Milwaukee, Washington, Toronto, Miami, Charlotte, Brooklyn
- ECF: Cavs over Milwaukee
- West playoff teams: Golden State, San Antonio, OKC, Houston, Portland, Minnesota, Nuggets, Memphis
- WCF: GS vs San Antonio
- Finals: GS over Cavs
Disclaimer: I'm truly an idiot about this stuff, so it's just to show how stupid I am. These are seriously terrible.
Hornets
- Dwight will generally be a disappointment, and we will all be chirping that Cody should start by December. Cliff will remain loyal to his boy though.
- Frank will push for a starting spot, and by the end of the year, be viewed as the third most important player on the Hornets along with Kemba and Monk. If he's not starting by the end of the year, they will make changes to the roster to make sure he starts next year.
- Kemba will struggle early on adjusting to Dwight and not having Cody's screens. He will try and put too much on himself, and then miss the second half of the year with a knee.
- Monk will struggle on D initially, and won't get many minutes for the first month. He will be pressed into service with Kemba's injury, and get torched by other PGs. But it will help him grow, and eventually we'll be optimistic about him being a Westbrook-like scoring point. There will be a whole Kemba vs. Monk debate.
- Lamb will be traded at the deadline with MCW's expiring contract, for a backup PG. Like Jeremy Lin.
- Bats will still look lackadaisical on D, and make terrible decisions with the ball with 3 minutes to go in close games.
- Marv will be viewed as an important locker room guy, but most of us will say he shouldn't start by the end of the year.
- Sadly, we'll all give up on MKG this year.
- We will be in the race for one of the last playoff spots, and mostly blame Kemba missing half the year. Also we'll blame Dwight. 1st round exit to Boston in a sweep.
- Bacon won't see time at all. He'll be on the Greensboro shuttle.
- And lastly, Cho will not be extended. We'll get someone more terrible who will try and play hardball with Kemba.
NBA
- Philly will still not be good, and will still lose lots of player minutes to injury. Young Okafor gets traded for an expiring and a 2nd round pick.
- Brooklyn will get the 8th seed in the East.
- Milwaukee will trade Jabari for a PG. They will make the ECF.
- Harden will get more annoyed at CP3 than he did with Dwight, since CP3 will handle the ball.
- GS will have a major injury to either Steph, KD, or Klay. It won't matter.
- The 8th seed in the East will have 36 wins.
- The 8th seed in the West will have 49 wins.
- East playoff teams: Cavs, Celts, Milwaukee, Washington, Toronto, Miami, Charlotte, Brooklyn
- ECF: Cavs over Milwaukee
- West playoff teams: Golden State, San Antonio, OKC, Houston, Portland, Minnesota, Nuggets, Memphis
- WCF: GS vs San Antonio
- Finals: GS over Cavs