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"Emeka Okafor shows his dismay at finding out mid-air that Jeff McInnis's breast reduction surgury was effective only on the right side."

I'm going with:

"And in a tragic turn of events, the highly contagious TDS (Toodles Disease Syndrome) starts to spread rapidally through the Bobcats organisation with Okafor passing it onto McInnis. The front office had hoped they had stopped the spread by trading Brezec to the Pistons".

LOL @ "toodles"

TDS i love it.

I'm gonna go with "Matt Carroll attempts to pull an enraged Emeka Okafor off of Jeff Mcinnis after he held on to the ball till there were 2 seconds left in the shot clock when he had Okafor open under the basket"