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Bickerstaff: You son of a bitch, you told us you ate Danny Granger and we believed you

Bernie: I just don't get why he chose his pant size for his jersey number...

Bernie:

"Damn, we have to let it out ALREADY?!? "

Why 42? I asked him how many birgers he ate yesterday.

May could've been a 20-10 guy if he set his heart on doing so.

"That's a huge-ass jersey."

bernie's thoughts
- may is fat, lets hope that knee holds up. do you think i should add more plays? we only have 3. i wonder what brevin is doing right now. i should call him when i get home. hey, look at that spider on the floor. its so big. jb better stop drinking so much. check out that hot blonde in the back. cleavage. what if i add a play where brevin shots a jump shot with 15 seconds on the shot clock. i bet he would like that. i really should call him. i hope he's not mad at me for drafting a point guard. i'll just tell him that robert made me draft these UNC kids. he'll understand. i think thats JB's 5th beer. maybe i should drive him home. he lives close to brevin. i could probably stop by brevin's house real quick and bring him some taco bell. he loves taco bell. i hope he invites me in. was sean may's dad also fat? i dont remember. where did that spider go? oh no. i hate spiders. cleavage. you know who also likes cleavage? brevin. i should send him a txt that says "u r missing sum big boobies. talk 2 u l8tr" i bet he would laugh so hard. i bet sean his some big boobies. i didnt realize how fat he was. brevin hates fat girls. i better end this photo shoot. brevin will be in bed soon. where did JB go? -

Damn fats,

That's one of the few posts I've ever thought was HOF worthy.

chabber wrote:Damn fats,

That's one of the few posts I've ever thought was HOF worthy.

I'll second that. Some of those posts in the HoF deserve a big WTF. I still don't see how Hamilton's True Blood analogy isn't in there.

My Chris Andersen and Durham entries are legit. Most of Hamilton's still make me lol.

which true blood rant? i put one of his rants in the HOF, the one about the plasma. i seemed to remember he had another good one about true blood. anyone know which one?

i made myself laugh writng that bernie thought post.

fatlever wrote:which true blood rant? i put one of his rants in the HOF, the one about the plasma. i seemed to remember he had another good one about true blood. anyone know which one?

i made myself laugh writng that bernie thought post.

Did you know Brevin Knight is practicing in Charlotte now? Someone posted a twitter entry by Nazr and he said Knight, Felton, Jamison and some other guys were working out together. I didn't realize (or forgot) that BK is still living in Charlotte.

Wonder if Bernie comes back to visit much?

BTW...agree with the above; if anything is HOF worthy it's that post. Awesome stuff Fats!

fatlever wrote:which true blood rant? i put one of his rants in the HOF, the one about the plasma. i seemed to remember he had another good one about true blood. anyone know which one?

i made myself laugh writng that bernie thought post.

It's somewhere in one of the Chandler / Okafor threads.

The Bernie one is HoF material, but the Jared Dudley / Dwayne Wade one is amazing! But, unfortunately, so true.

Hamilton's True Blood one needs to be in there for sure

W_HAMILTON wrote:I don't watch many shows, so I can't make many analogies, but I got into watching this show called Trueblood on HBO. And if anyone is a fan, lately this one lady grows pig hands and does a shakey dance and makes all the people around her screw each other with black glazed over eyes.

Me, that truth guy, and Walt are like the ones that happen on the scene and are like "WTF," Larry Brown is like the pig-handed dancing lady, and you all have become the mesmerized people doing each other.

While that article might have missed a few points, it does point out the god awful waste that has been our draft history. And one of the very few brightspots, we just traded away.

I don't know when the people around here became such homers.

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This part's the best: "Larry Brown is like the pig-handed dancing lady, and you all have become the mesmerized people doing each other."

Hilarious, but disturbing.

i added ham's post to his other trublood HOF post. combined into one big trueblood HOF post.

bernie: I hope he loses weight pants that big are gonna cost half of his contract just for the price of fabric.

Caption:

Raymond: "This number is my field goal percentage."
Sean: "This is the number of games I will play while I am under my rookie contract."

That's f'd up, but funny as hell.