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BOBCATS (7-10) VS NETS (0-18)

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Last Time We Met:
Bobcats win 79 - 68
We shot only 32% from the floor!!
We out rebounded them by 18 (+11 on the offensive boards)
We went to the line 35 times to their 18
Crash went banana's with his 24/20/4/1 game
DJ solid off the bench with 21/1/2/3
CDR lead them with 20/6/1/2/1


Starting Line Ups:
As listed by Slam's "this is how they should roll" chart

POINT GUARD:
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Raymond Felton………………..Vs………………..Devin “Please God get me out of Jersey” Harris



SHOOTING GUARD:
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Stephen Jackson………………..Vs………………..Trenton “Who?” Hassell



SMALL FORWARD:
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Gerald Wallace………………..Vs………………..Chris “I miss Memphis” Douglas-Roberts



POWER FORWARD:
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Boris Diaw………………..Vs………………..Josh “I should be playing as a 5” Boone


CENTRE:
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Tyson Chandler………………..Vs………………..Brook “Man I wish the Bobcats drafted me” Lopez

CHARLOTTE BENCH:


NEW JERSEY BENCH:



Slam's Key To Winning:
Turn up?

Slam's Key Match Up:
Crash Vs Who ever they try and throw at him. He needs to light the Nets up.

Slam's Danger Guy:
Us. PLEASE don’t be “that” team!!

Slam's Predicted Stat Line Of The Night:
Boris with a triple double. Ya, I said it. Want to make something of it?

Slam's Cheerleader Off:


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And just because underboob >>>>>>>>> clevage IMO.................

Boobies are nice.

Underboob is a beautiful thing! Go Bobcats!

It's a MUST WIN game.
Nobody wants to be that team, who loses first game to Nets

I wouldn't mind having Josh Boone come off the bench for us.

Hell, I wouldn't mind having Sean Williams come off the bench.

the washington generals... thats classic.

Underboob is definitely superior.

Underboob requires no bra, I think that's crucial.

Side boob may actually be best.

Ya'll bout to get casket'd.

Yes, sideboob is also very nice.

Kevin12 wrote:Ya'll bout to get casket'd.

If we're going to be making up words, at least try to include "boob" or some derivative form of "boob". Derivative options include but are not limited to motorboat, bee stings, melons, baywatch...I think you see where I am coming from here.

As for the game, I'm terrified. Absolutely terrified.

Walt Cronkite wrote:Yes, sideboob is also very nice.

Yes, indeed it is very nice!

Felton for Pres wrote:[As for the game, I'm terrified. Absolutely terrified.

You and me both. I have a reallllllllllllllllllly bad feeling about this one.

If only they had upset the Mavs on Wednesday night. Then I could breathe a little easier.

Paydro70 wrote:Side boob may actually be best.

While I am always down with a little sideage, in my world the underboob will forever reamain King.

BigSlam wrote:

Paydro70 wrote:Side boob may actually be best.

While I am always down with a little sideage, in my world the underboob will forever reamain King.

Shouldn't that be Queen?

You know, the Nets are an NBA team with NBA players. They are really really due to have a really good game. And it scares the crap out of me that the game will be tonight. I have this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. I hope that when it is halftime, we are talking about how well we are playing and righting the ship after a bad loss vs Boston. If we are all screaming bloody murder about being behind to the Nets, I think we would see some really bad TV time on ESPN and everyone and their mother will be laughing - except us.

looking at the Nets schedule, their next 5 games are against teams below .500 but we are not going to be "that team".

we are 1-13 in our last 14 road games.... just sayin'

I was nervous, but da Hell with it!! We gonna win this isht!! LB and Gerald are not going to let us be "that team". Gerald should be well rested considering LB gave him splinters last game. I believe he is going to have a Monster Game! Let's Do This!