Hi, my name is fatlever. You may not know me, but I am the moderator for the Charlotte Bobcats boards on realgm.com. I haven’t always said nice things about you in the past.
I started calling you “Toodles” a few years ago after you signed off from an interview using that word. I used the the nickname “Toodles” every time you missed a layup or a dunk or basically any time you did anything stupid. I even pronounced “toodles” using an inflammatory high pitched voice” In July of 2007 I drove by your condo and threw a dozen eggs at your window. In October of 2008 I hired a stripper to go up to you at a bar, throw a drink in your face and scream “NO I WILL NOT LET YOU WEAR MY THONG”. In January of 2009 I hired a private detective to follow you into public bathrooms and video tape you leaving without washing your hands. I later posted that video to youtube citing you as the source of the swine flu. In May of 2009 I hired a 7 year old girl to pose as a terminally ill patient whose make-a-wish request was to see you get traded in the summer. As you can see, I have been very very bad.
This summer I was ecstatic to learn you had been traded to the New Orleans Hornets. Finally my wish came true. I thought Tyson Chandler would make everyone forget about you, including me.
Now, I just want to finally be a man and admit, I WAS WRONG. I am sorry for all the mean things I said about you. You are 1000 times the player that Chandler is. I hope you can find it in your big heart to forgive me. I will be there tomorrow night, giving you a standing ovation when your name is announced.
WELCOME HOME OKAFOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best friends forever
Fatlever
And now, a pictorial tribute of some of my favorite Okafor moments through the years. Enjoy.
SIKE!!!!!!
The only good thing Okafor ever gave us
Long live Tyson Chandler.
