dj = ?: the nickname search

Post #1 » by **fatlever** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:09 pm

continued from the pussyfoot thread.

rich suggested "turd sandwich"

any other ideas?

dj =
drunk jumper?
dead jumpshot?
definitely journeyman?
the draft pick formerly known as brook lopez (tdpfkabl)?
fool me once shame on you, full me 50 times, punch you in the face (fmosoyfmftpyitf)?
ammo 2.0?
at least sean may had an excuse?
at least burleson wasnt a lottery pick?
where 35% happens?
the texas nightmare?
look at me i've got a chinstrap?
flip murray scares me?
i can still shoot better than diop... well, on most days?
cant shoot, cant pass, what do you do? (sung to the tune of adam ants "goody two shoes" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Tj-Xo_eqI

thruthefire · Post #2 » by **thruthefire** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:34 pm

fatlever wrote:look at me i've got a chinstrap?

I liked spectre's "__".

I'm not for giving Augustin a nickname, though. He's in a sophomore slump, not on a level with Burleson, Ammo, and Diop.

Post #3 » by **BigSlam** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:00 pm

Well, we've all seen what happens when Fats throws his full support behind players (Ammo, Fabio, Twiggy etc). They end up out of the NBA - or at least close to it.

Hopefully him bashing players like this will have the opposite effect.

My nickname for DJ would be "HASPMLMTLSANTBGTSCATOPGOORWHOJSTGI"

MPM · Post #4 » by **MPM** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:05 pm

Lil' Wiff

Post #5 » by **Paydro70** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:46 pm

How far we've fallen from "the Saint."

Bassman · Post #6 » by **Bassman** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:43 pm

How about "The Elf"? Between his size and the way he seems to stagger when he's getting eaten alive from someone setting a pick, he reminds me of those little guys from various movies.

It's really a term of endearment, not meant to be cruel. I think the kid may still turn into a decent back-up, but he'll always struggle as a defender.

Post #7 » by **Diop** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 12:16 am

I thought he looks more like Gollum than an elf.

Post #8 » by **fatlever** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 12:56 am

BigSlam wrote:
My nickname for DJ would be "HASPMLMTLSANTBGTSCATOPGOORWHOJSTGI"

i give up. what is it?

hardly any steals, points, mostly lame minutes...

Post #9 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 1:14 am

fatlever wrote:
BigSlam wrote:
My nickname for DJ would be "HASPMLMTLSANTBGTSCATOPGOORWHOJSTGI"

i give up. what is it?

hardly any steals, points, mostly lame minutes...

I can't remember. I posted that hours ago!!

It had something to do with "sophmore/limited mins/needs more of a chance/takes PG's a while to get it" blah, blah, blah......

Rich4114 · Post #10 » by **Rich4114** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 1:56 am

how about Mr. I switched shooting arms with Felton this season

dlts20 · Post #11 » by **dlts20** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 2:03 am

did you guys really turn down a DJ for Blatche trade? You guys would be beastin right now with Blatche

Post #12 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 2:05 am

dlts20 wrote:did you guys really turn down a DJ for Blatche trade? You guys would be beastin right now with Blatche

We couldn't trade for Blatche. It was impossible.

Jax already brings us our quota of gun shot wounds. Blatche would have put us over.

dlts20 · Post #13 » by **dlts20** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 2:11 am

you can never have enough gun shot wounds. It makes you that much tougher

if you survive, lol

Rich4114 · Post #14 » by **Rich4114** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 2:11 am

BigSlam wrote:
dlts20 wrote:did you guys really turn down a DJ for Blatche trade? You guys would be beastin right now with Blatche

We couldn't trade for Blatche. It was impossible.

Jax already brings us our quota of gun shot wounds. Blatche would have put us over.

ZING!

dlts20 · Post #15 » by **dlts20** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 2:19 am

all kidding aside though, TT fits you guys well with his hustle & athleticism. He's the perfect blend with Wallace & Jax while being the perfect compliment to Diaw

spectre_ · Post #16 » by **spectre_** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 2:31 am

You guys shouldn't be so hard on DJ...his shot will come back. Even when it hasn't been falling he's putting 100% effort out there. I'd rather him than a lot of other options.

Fats on the subject of humor...I happened to stumble into the HOF thread the other day and I re-read that Bernie with May post you did. Seriously...tears were streaming down my face by the time I finished it (and I've read it before!). That has to be some of the funniest stuff I've ever read!

I keep telling you ya need to write more.

Post #17 » by **fatlever** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 5:30 am

haha... thanks spectre. i forgot all about that one. it made me laugh again.

dont worry... one day i will really write my book... "fat's guide to the feel-o-meter" and i will sell 5 copies, 4 of which will probably be bought by my mom. but now i need to finish bill simmons book of basketball which so far is awesome, even if he is a bobcats hater.

moevil · Post #18 » by **moevil** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 10:00 am

Remember there were rumor about DJ for Blatche and Wizards turned that down?

Do you see now, WHY?

HE IS THE BEAST!

SKR · Post #19 » by **SKR** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 8:50 pm

fatlever wrote:at least sean may had an excuse?

This is a keeper

dlts20 · Post #20 » by **dlts20** » Mon Mar 1, 2010 11:41 pm

moevil wrote:Remember there were rumor about DJ for Blatche and Wizards turned that down?

Do you see now, WHY?

HE IS THE BEAST!

most of the rumors say its the other way around. That the Wiz offered and you guys quickly said NO. Some say that Brown thought he was a headcase or whatever