What are the worst nicknames in the NBA?

[doogie_hauser]

The Mailman is kinda creepy these days given what we know about Karl Malone's sordid (and criminal) personal life

[GopherIt!]

The Big Purr is awesome though. As is Bodega KAT.

Don’t forget Kat NYp

[GopherIt!]

Someone needs to come up with a good nickname for Payton Pritchard. Celtics fans and broadcasters have spent an inordinate amount of time on it and to date have come up with really bad ideas lol

Fast PP
P Rabbit
P Money
Krypto P
Pernicious P

May as well call the kid PP-Caca-Doodoo

Help!

I can offer you 'PayDay' or 'Filthy Pritch'.

‘Son-of-a-Pritch’ or that ‘Filthy Son-of-a-Pritch’

[GopherIt!]

AI. SGA. T-Mac. J-Will or any other name that’s a players initials or a hyphenated name. Lazy.

Allen Iversons nickname has always been The Answer. Did you even watch him?

Ironically, AI would have told him that.

[GopherIt!]

Bronny

or is it Brony?

His dad calls him ‘My Little Brony’

[GopherIt!]

I’ll see myself out now.

[MVP1992]

Bronny

or is it Brony?

His dad calls him ‘My Little Brony’

You nailed it

I was thinking it... you came out and said it

[Ancalagon]

Horny (Jeff Hornacek).

[HDMAVS760CA]

Bimbo-Vernell Coles. Always referred to him as Vernell
Boobie-Daniel Gibson. Always referred to him as Daniel
Swaggy P-I'd rather call him nick than replace SW with F.

The 1st 2 nicknames, it reminds me of the time Cedric the Entertainer talked about the incident where a man said his name was Darryl. But he can call him Delicious Cedric responded, NI&&A I'M A GROWN ASS MAN! I'M NOT GONNA BE CALLING NO MAN DELICIOUS

Blakeshow, even though i'm a monster Blake Griffin fan. I preferred Blake Superion, but blakeshow sounded a bit too much like lakeshow.
Zeke-Isiah Thomas, what kind of nickname is zeke? Nickname for Ezekeil understandable.
Fat-Lafayette Lever. Dude wasn't fat at all, never cared for that nickname. Can't think of any other nicknames out there right now.

[HDMAVS760CA]

Someone needs to come up with a good nickname for Payton Pritchard. Celtics fans and broadcasters have spent an inordinate amount of time on it and to date have come up with really bad ideas lol

Fast PP
P Rabbit
P Money
Krypto P
Pernicious P

May as well call the kid PP-Caca-Doodoo

Help!

How about P-Double? After Trick Daddy-T Double

[kcktiny]

I'm actually a big cat guy and don't mind the nickname.

You own lions or tigers?

Spida - what about Mitchell's game is spider-like?

Also gotta love any NBA player named after an invertebrate:

Dennis Rodman - the worm

John Salley - "spider" Salley

Anthony Edwards - ant man

Sidney Moncrief - squid, sid the squid

Fat-Lafayette Lever. Dude wasn't fat at all, never cared for that nickname.

Was called "Fat" because when little that's how his kid brother pronounced his name.