Van Horn's Money For Nothing

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Post#1 » by Jordan45822 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:39 pm

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Post#2 » by magicfan4life05 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:42 pm

haha where amazing happens...
Dwight Howard on his FT struggles:

"I just think everybody needs to stop talking about it," Howard said. "There's more to life than free throws."
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Post#3 » by Carmelo22 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:42 pm

The Luckiest Man alive! lol
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Post#4 » by giordunk » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:44 pm

I want that job.
i like peanuts
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Post#5 » by DarkoMilicic » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:49 pm

me too...
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Post#6 » by TonyMontana » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:51 pm

Think about the idiot thats paying him all that money .
What a joke .
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Post#7 » by Flipside » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:57 pm

TonyMontana wrote:Think about the idiot thats paying him all that money .
What a joke .


That idiot would be losing more money if he kept J. Kidd. :crazy:
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Post#8 » by MrDollarBills » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:08 pm

I'd rather pay Van Horn that money to sit at home on his tail than go through the rest of the season watching a disgruntled wife beating locker room cancer dogging it on the court!!!
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Post#9 » by MagicMadness » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:20 pm

and chicks for free
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Post#10 » by Darren » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:24 pm

So no more is paying attention to McKie? He's the first semi-retired guy who gets traded without playing. The whole league is getting too much attention to Cuban and his team.

I suspect the league would subtly allow Brent Barry to re-sign with the Spurs. He'd rest for 30-day holiday before coming back.
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Post#11 » by MagicalMan » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:25 pm

MagicMadness wrote:and chicks for free


my guess is he would have to pay.
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Post#12 » by D-Wags#13 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:54 pm

here's my plan to get rich. :bowdown:

as a 1986 born guy, i'm automatic eligible for the nba draft 2008.
as i probably won't be picked in the first round. i will sign a three year deal for the league minimum then for whatever teams wants me to make a trade work after 3 years. they then can sign me to whatever deal they want to make the #s work and trade me wherever they want.
i think those approximately 2 million $ are well invested, if u can get a superstar player after that 3 yr period.
:bowdown: :bowdown:

and the best thing about it: after i splurged all my money for cars, girls, houses and party, i can either sign a well-paid contract in europe being introduced as a 4 year nba veteran or apply for retirement and collect the nba's retirement pay for the rest of my life and live off it. :bowdown: :bowdown:

hope, nobody steals my idea... :rofl:
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Post#13 » by Hard2dhole » Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:01 am

MagicalMan wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



my guess is he would have to pay.

I don't know i got a 6'8" tall buddy who's face looks like someone stepped in it and he get chicks all the time. Tall guys just make some girls horny i guess.
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Post#14 » by Heat3 » Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:15 am

MagicMadness wrote:and chicks for free
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Post#15 » by sec-106 » Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:59 pm

"Money For Nothing" describes Keith Van Klang's entire career.

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