DIRTY BASKETBALL TACTICS

[superBlazerFan]

there are the classic ones that will make it so no one will want to stand around you.. like not showering for a couple weeks and eating really smelly foods and not brushing your teeth

[BubbaTee]

there are the classic ones that will make it so no one will want to stand around you.. like not showering for a couple weeks and eating really smelly foods and not brushing your teeth

Also, fart a lot after eating expired canned tuna with warm Dr. Pepper.

[Troubadour]

When someone posts up on you, get the timing of them backing into you right, and if you just get out of there at the right time, you can get them to fall right on their back. While they're looking for a foul call, you take the ball and start the break!

[JellosJigglin]

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How would you kick your leg into the defender's chest on a lay up?? How flexible are you guys?? Also, how the h*ck could you pull that off w/o a ref seeing it? I know the "lead w/the knee lay up" but the kick to the chest strikes me as more Kung Fu movie than bball game, but enlighten me if I'm wrong.

Magic Johnson and Karl Malone used this tactic. Magic only did it when he was driving to the basket, so the defender usually had time to get out of the way. Malone usually did it in the low post when his defender was close up to him, and he'd kick the guy to create space.

[10scott10]

The butt bump. Can be very useful in 2 ways~
1.Back into the paint by bumping the player gaurding you with your butt. I'rs technically an offensive but no one ever calls it and you can get down low for a high percentage shot.
2. Creates space. if someone is defending you tight with your back to the basket bump them to create your opening and go for the turn around J.

the equally cheap counter, ater they bump you a few times, right as they're about to again back off, they lose they're balance and fall. they get called for a travel. saw vlade divac do that to shaq so many times

[NO-KG-AI]

Hook guys in the post.