Greatest NBA Quotes

[Three34]

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Coulda just linked, you know.

[Wolfay]

Anything Bill Walton has said.

[siro]

Whats wrong with Mike James one?

[Calvin Klein]

"Why would I want to help them (the T -Wolves) win a title? They

[thaAteam]

phil jackson.......

so phil how do you rate tonights game " it was like a brokeback mountain kinda game, alot of penetratration and kick.

so phil, what do you think about sasha and how his game is coming along, " the same as its always been, he is the best 11 am shooter in the league"

so phil, how do you think kwame browns hands are coming along? " i care not to comment on that, but lets just say i wouldnt trust him holding a baby"

[thaAteam]

look at that, thats a sharp tie, " yea, he's got the nba head coach tie, you got the crappy announcer tie"

jeff van gundys response to mark jackson complimenting doc rivers tie after jackson had just got passed up for the knicks job

[Duffman100]

"I speak a little Spanish, so I'm able to communicate."

- Marcus Camby, on communicating with teammate Nene Hilario, who speaks Portuguese and not Spanish.

To Camby's defense, Portuguese and Spanish are ridiuclously close, so he probably could communicate.

[etopn23]

"Unstoppable, baby!"
-Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench after hitting a lay-up during a 29-point loss

That's hilarious.

[BigHands]

KC Jones: We are playing in Seattle. Five seconds left on the clock and the score is tied and it is our timeout. In the huddle, I am thinking Xavier McDaniel is guarding Larry.

So I said,

[Blame Rasho]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Mike James

EDIT: Also, Jalen Rose needs a TV job. That man is always funny. Make him the sideline reporter.

[Blame Rasho]

"I make love to pressure"
Stephen Jackson.

[INKtastic]

"If the cavaliers want to win this game, they need to take the lead."

Austin Carr announcing a cavs game

[Shaazzam]

It's not adversity. It's just an appendix. - Andrea Bargnani

[KB20]

"If the cavaliers want to win this game, they need to take the lead."

Austin Carr announcing a cavs game

[Cruel_Ruin]

at the ones above

Some Ron-Ron quotes:

KINGS.com: Hey Ron, can you give a shout-out to all your fans on Kings.com?

Ron Artest: (yelling, wearing no shirt) Kings.com what's up baby! It's Halloweeeeeeen! What's going on? Where's your pumpkin? Pumpkin sitting right here. We gonna go trick-or-treatin. EYYYYYY!

Ron-Ron has a special message for the "male" host of The Today Show in a song titled "Haterz":
"Matt Lauer, up on NBC. You look like a girl, don't talk to me."

Ron-Ron tells Sam Amick he would like greatly for Bonzi Wells to take the money and stay in Sactown:
"He called me last week. I told him if he leaves, then I'm going to kill him. Unless he wants to die, he's got to stay (with the Kings)."

Ron-Ron, on the nuances of European travel:
"And when we go overseas, we're going to fly, obviously, but we're going to drive to every country. I didn't know in Europe that all the countries connect, so we're driving to every country we're going to. That should be pretty cool."

Before he plays a game in Royal Purple, Ron-Ron is pressed about an upcoming match with Kobe Bryant, who has just put up 81 on the Raptors:
Chris Rose: "Well, speaking of Kobe Bryant, the next time the Sacramento Kings play the Los Angeles Lakers is February 23rd. Any chance he's going to drop 81 on you?"

Ron Artest: "Why are you trying to insult me?"

"They were trying to get a bargain. They were trying to get government cheese, and I'm Kraft" -Ron on nearly getting traded to the Nuggets

"It's time to turn off Blue's Clues and go to bed" -Ron Artest when interviewing 19 year old rookie Spencer Hawes

Geoff Petrie quotes:

"It's a lot of noise, mostly white noise, like when a hen oodles -- wow, lays an egg -- and it makes a sound like it made a meteor." - Geoff Petrie on trade rumors

"If you point to the moon, an imbecile will look at your finger" - Geoff Petrie

[Rasho Brezec]

Ron-Ron is crazy.