Woman files a restraining order on Shaq

[Collie]

lol havey breathing accusation is hilarious!

[DG4L]

lmao. If this report is about Lebron, Bryant, Artest, or anyone like that, this board would condemn them to hell.

But since its Shaq, people's reactions are "lol at his grammar", and "sometimes you gotta threaten people" and whatnot.

Funny.

It has nothing to do with it being Shaq. This are some of the most ludicrous allegations I've ever seen against an athlete - and the evidence provided is hilarious.

I'd be LOL if it was anyone.

Exactly. If it were Lebron, Kobe, Artest, or whoever, I'd still find it hilarious.

"Heavy-breathing"

"I dnt no who the **** u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is all I gotta make no try me. Sho me."

I'm still laughing.

[dockingsched]

that lsu education shining through in his writing.

USC should teach us how to write, in return, we'll teach them to play football.

taking a shot at one of the most storied programs ever?

[D-Wags#13]

can u imagine shaq calling you and breathe heavy? Can someone give him my number, if he wants to he can do that to me every day. That would be hilarious.

[shawngoat23]

that lsu education shining through in his writing.

USC should teach us how to write, in return, we'll teach them to play football.

With 12 National Championships and 7 Heismans, USC does just fine in football.

[Duiz]

The Big Stalktus

[6_Rings]

is this even real. looks like a ploy to get some media mileage.

[Roger Murdock]

You guys know that the zodiac killer would breathe deeply over the phone to his victims, and would also include [sic] in his letters.

Just saying, the zodiac killer has never been caught. Coincidence? I think not.

[GuyverX]

That chick looks like every other butter face stripper in a club. If you're going to make allegations that outlandish you'd better look like Beyonce or something.

[TheKingOfVa360]

is this even real. looks like a ploy to get some media mileage.

I agree, it's still funny. Shaq is the man!

[LLJ]

People who are overweight tend to breathe heavily all the time anyway.

[Ballings7]

lmao. If this report is about Lebron, Bryant, Artest, or anyone like that, this board would condemn them to hell.

But since its Shaq, people's reactions are "lol at his grammar", and "sometimes you gotta threaten people" and whatnot.

Funny.

Exactly. Though I think it'd be "more okay" with LeBron .

[right between the eyes]

Heavy breathing? LOL -Who is he darth vader?

[MagicStarwipe]

I don't buy it.

[Egg Nog]

lol man his grammar sucks

Shaq is a dunce, period, comma.



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