Lebron Loses At Horse

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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#21 » by Cybulski37 » Fri Sep 5, 2008 12:59 am

The Boss of Bosses wrote:I never knew ballplayers were to take 1 on 1s and horse games with fans seriously..

Lebron is an idiot, when he plays against a kid 1 on 1 for charity he should serve up facials and dominate.



QFT. He should make it like on Like Mike, after Lil Bow Wow's magic shoes break and VC stuffs it in his face.
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#22 » by Blame Rasho » Fri Sep 5, 2008 1:25 am

It is the highlight of his life... good for him, but in reality it means nothing.
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#23 » by GreenWithEnvy » Fri Sep 5, 2008 2:04 am

Kobe wouldn't lose because he wouldn't play. He doesn't give a **** about anyone not named Kobe Bryant.
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#24 » by Tesla » Fri Sep 5, 2008 5:51 am

GreenWithEnvy wrote:Kobe wouldn't lose because he wouldn't play. He doesn't give a **** about anyone not named Kobe Bryant.


Righttt... I think it was Katt Williams stand up, but he said something along the lines of : "we need haters, haters are always going to hate, thats their job, you cant change them, and if you want to have as many haters as possible hating on you" - certainly not word for word but something to that effect. You sir are a hater.

Kobe played Horse against a young kid for wake a wish foundation, he started off by teaching him how to shoot better and teaching some footwork type things, and then proceeded to play horse, where Kobe lost. He probably lost on purpose, and said something along the lines of "man you are the first person to ever beat me at horse" but yeah... I pooed on you.
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#25 » by Flash3 » Fri Sep 5, 2008 1:56 pm

See, I told you guys he was overrated......
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#26 » by dingclancy » Fri Sep 5, 2008 2:53 pm

For those saying Kobe wouldn't lose at horse...

KB24 lost to a kid. hehe.. --> http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WBJ9UpFyfnw
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#27 » by houstonboy01 » Fri Sep 5, 2008 3:09 pm

dingclancy wrote:For those saying Kobe wouldn't lose at horse...

KB24 lost to a kid. hehe.. --> http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WBJ9UpFyfnw

what a selfish evil man :lol:
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Post#28 » by Jugoplastika89-90-91 » Fri Sep 5, 2008 4:42 pm

LeGold!!! :lol:


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Post#29 » by CzBoobie » Fri Sep 5, 2008 5:09 pm

What? LeBron can't make trick shots? What the hell has he been doing whole summer?
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#30 » by hermes » Fri Sep 5, 2008 5:36 pm

GIVE_WADE_THE_MAX wrote:Was a gimmick. Im sure lebron was told not too dunk.

Ask yourself if the average Joe would even score 1 point in a 1 on 1

but the game was horse not 1 on 1, so thats not relevant
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Post#31 » by Gordon Bombay » Fri Sep 5, 2008 7:37 pm

thats pretty cool - good for that guy...id definitely be introducing myself as "the man who beat lebron in horse"
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#32 » by The Main Event » Mon Sep 8, 2008 4:33 pm

the guys been practicing those trick shots everyday for the past 10 years. he's probably unemployed and dedicated his life to achieving this moment. now lebron will go back to his career in the nba and this guy will continue to impress local high school students with his pointless trick shots, only to rest his head beside oscar the grouch in trash can every night.
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#33 » by High 5 » Mon Sep 8, 2008 6:31 pm

Guy986 wrote:Kobe would've beat the average joe.


Prime Shaq couldn't beat a toddler in horse, but he was still the most dominant player in the league.
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#34 » by kno » Mon Sep 8, 2008 9:24 pm

For those of you saying Kobe wouldnt lose...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBJ9UpFyfnw
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#35 » by TAI8 » Tue Sep 9, 2008 4:46 am

The Main Event wrote:the guys been practicing those trick shots everyday for the past 10 years. he's probably unemployed and dedicated his life to achieving this moment. now lebron will go back to his career in the nba and this guy will continue to impress local high school students with his pointless trick shots, only to rest his head beside oscar the grouch in trash can every night.


OMG I can't believe this gem was missed. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#36 » by Duiz » Tue Sep 9, 2008 5:14 am

I don't think it is too bad of a thing that LeBron lost. It just proves he isn't MJ.
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Re: Lebron Loses At Horse 

Post#37 » by Magic All The Way » Tue Sep 9, 2008 10:21 am

That guy is no average joe. He's pretty good.

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