The LIST - LeBron James Quotes Edition (01-28-2011)

RealRip32 · Post #101 » by **RealRip32** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 2:54 pm

oberyn3 wrote:
I thank God for the God-given talent He gave me.

that was really hilarious

Cake55 · Post #102 » by **Cake55** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 3:18 pm

Lebron's idea of how to spell "humble" ?

Palmeirense · Post #103 » by **Palmeirense** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 5:06 pm

"That's what keeps me humble because I know my background, know what my mother went through. I never get too high on my stardom or what I can do. My mom always says and my friends all say, ’You're just a very low-maintenance guy’. I don't need too much. Glamour and all that stuff don't excite me. I am just glad I have the game of basketball in my life.”

This has got to be some of the most untruthful words in the history of western civilization.

Lebron is a huge douche.

KevinMcreynolds · Post #104 » by **KevinMcreynolds** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 5:21 pm

dangermouse wrote:
They were careless enough to become paralyzed in the first place; I don’t see why they should be on par with us in terms of transportation.

LeBron on Wheelchair Access Ramps

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

LeBron on Katrina

I thought the dollar menu helped things?

LeBron on the Burkina Faso famine

I really see no problem with it. At least half of the people involved are enjoying it. Why spoil their fun?

LeBron on Faber vs. Bryant

Holy f**k, these can't be real quotes.

KillaMayo · Post #105 » by **KillaMayo** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 5:49 pm

OMG this thread is freakin EPIC!

From Urban Dictionary:
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach

picc · Post #106 » by **picc** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 6:44 pm

Just noticed something. "List your favorite Lebron James quotes" actually sounds like a Lebron James quote.

doctorfunk · Post #107 » by **doctorfunk** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 7:25 pm

Lebron is George Bush of basketball :lol:

Jack Bauer · Post #108 » by **Jack Bauer** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 7:53 pm

picc wrote:Just noticed something.

"List your favorite Lebron James quotes" actually sounds like a Lebron James quote.

That made me spit my coffee

LeBron on getting Booed for Blow-out Lost to Celtics:
"I spoil a lot of people with my play," James told ESPN.com after a 120-88 loss. "When you have a bad game here or there, when you have 3 bad games in a 7-year career, then it's easy to point that [bad] game out."

Was this one just added? I missed it the first time. 3 bad games in 7 years must be really hard.

da.vid · Post #109 » by **da.vid** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 8:20 pm

"Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision."

"When I step onto the court, I don't have to think about anything. If I have a problem off the court, I find that after I play, my mind is clearer and I can come up with a better solution. It's like therapy. It relaxes me and allows me to solve problems."

"Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost."

"My mom has always taught me these words: care and share. That's why we put on clinics. The only thing I can do is try to give back. If it works, it works."

"Champions keep playing until they get it right."

Jack Bauer · Post #110 » by **Jack Bauer** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 8:50 pm

"I wanted to do what's best for LeBron James and to do what makes LeBron James happy. Put the shoe on the other foot you know. The Cavs would have gotten rid of me at one point. Would my family burn down their organization? Of course not. This is a business. I've had seven great years in Cleveland."

http://abcnews.go.com/WN/lebron-james-t ... d=11120048

Really?

That's the logic he's using?

Does he mean like when he becomes Alonzo Mourning old?

Jack Bauer · Post #111 » by **Jack Bauer** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 10:16 pm

LeBron after losing Game 3 of the ECF to Orlando

"I'm only one guy," James said. "I took Hedo (Turkoglu) in the first game and Rashard (Lewis) hit the winning shot. I took Rashard in the second game and Hedo hit the shot."

"If I could clone myself, we'd be all right. But I can't."

http://www.morningjournal.com/articles/2009/05/25/sports/mj1092110.txt

triplet1984 · Post #112 » by **triplet1984** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 10:37 pm

^ that would be what's known as a mismatch, Lebron...

kassian · Post #113 » by **kassian** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 10:46 pm

LeBron James: "LeBron James."

Jordan-esque · Post #114 » by **Jordan-esque** » Fri Oct 8, 2010 11:36 pm

Thank you, though none of them were quotes from LBJ:

da.vid wrote:
"Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision."

- Muhammad Ali

da.vid wrote:
"When I step onto the court, I don't have to think about anything. If I have a problem off the court, I find that after I play, my mind is clearer and I can come up with a better solution. It's like therapy. It relaxes me and allows me to solve problems."

- Michael Jordan

da.vid wrote:
"Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost."

- Martina Natrilova

da.vid wrote:
"My mom has always taught me these words: care and share. That's why we put on clinics. The only thing I can do is try to give back. If it works, it works."

- Tiger Woods

da.vid wrote:
"Champions keep playing until they get it right."

- Billie Jean King

lawrybeard · Post #115 » by **lawrybeard** » Sat Oct 9, 2010 9:51 am

Jordan-esque wrote:
da.vid wrote:
"When I step onto the court, I don't have to think about anything. If I have a problem off the court, I find that after I play, my mind is clearer and I can come up with a better solution. It's like therapy. It relaxes me and allows me to solve problems."

- Michael Jordan

It was pretty obvious these weren't lebron quotes, otherwise they would have all looked more like this:

"When LeBron James steps onto the court, LeBron James doesn't have to think about anything. If LeBron James has a problem off the court, LeBron James finds that after LeBron James plays, LeBron James mind is clearer and LeBron James can come up with a better solution. It's like therapy. It relaxes LeBron James and allows LeBron James to solve problems."

DRK · Post #116 » by **DRK** » Sat Oct 9, 2010 11:44 am

lawrybeard wrote:
"When LeBron James steps onto the court, LeBron James doesn't have to think about anything. If LeBron James has a problem off the court, LeBron James finds that after LeBron James plays, LeBron James mind is clearer and LeBron James can come up with a better solution. It's like therapy. It relaxes LeBron James and allows LeBron James to solve problems."

Sorry Mr King... But was that, "LeBrum James?" I think you need to make it a bit clearer next time. :lol:

draft · Post #117 » by **draft** » Sat Oct 9, 2010 12:34 pm

"Cleveland fans are awesome," James told GQ. "But I mean, even my family gets spoiled at times watching me doing things that I do, on and off the court."

Way to keep it humble Lebron. Your family gets spoiled just by watching you? :lol:

Post #118 » by **Basti** » Sat Oct 9, 2010 12:55 pm

picc wrote:Just noticed something. "List your favorite Lebron James quotes" actually sounds like a Lebron James quote.

Jordan-esque · Post #119 » by **Jordan-esque** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:36 pm

BEST LeBRON JAMES QUOTE EVA!!!

LeBron on staying Humble:

"LeBron stays humble just by being LeBron."

Jack Bauer · Post #120 » by **Jack Bauer** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:41 pm

Jordan-esque wrote:BEST LeBRON JAMES QUOTE EVA!!!

LeBron on staying Humble:
"LeBron stays humble just by being LeBron."

OK, so James is going to be the NBA top draft pick come June, but he already refers to himself in the royal-third-person ("LeBron stays humble by just being LeBron"). And he also refers to himself as a "superhero" and as "Basketball Man." And even worse, after he dunks over an opponent, he's liable to shout "King James!" or "You sorry!"