Michael Jordan high school love letter revealed.

[Typhoon20]

This thread is GOLD.
Haven't laughed like this in a long time.

[HootieRules]

My dearest Brandi

**** you. Put some makeup on you look like a ******* cancer patient.

With my best love
Kevin Garnett

[Tuff Gong]

So Derrick Rose really does take after Michael.

[Tuff Gong]

My Dearest Dwayne,

I just wanted to chill when I came over to your house last night.

But when you suggested that we try a threesome with Lebron, I knew this would be a big deal and I thought to myself, ‘somebody needs to be videotaping this stuff." This was supposed to finally get me the popularity I deserve.

Imagine how I felt when the two of you completely ignored me. It's evident that we needed to pound it down low, get our timing down, and get our chemistry down. I take some of the blame: I need to be assertive and demanding. Honestly, though, there's no shock. There's disappointment.

Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that you and Lebron are not invited to my birthday bash. We're playing paintball, eating steak, toasting some white folks, and watching the Chriss Angel Mindfreak DVD (Jealous, aren't you?)

Love no more,
Christopher Wesson Bosh

I feel sorry for whoever even has the imagination to come up with this.

[Stills12]

My dearest Brandi

**** you. Put some makeup on you look like a ******* cancer patient.

With my best love
Kevin Garnett

[uncarved block]

Kobe's love letters are better.

Kobe has a more forceful way.

LMAOooo

[venky]

So Derrick Rose really does take after Michael.

[Den Masters]

holy CRAP. I AM better than Michael Jordan an something!!!!!

no, you're not. fail much?

[Den Masters]

Kobe doesn't write love letters, he gets straight to the point.

That's the difference in the era. Back then, you actually had to woo someone. Now, the rules have changed favoring the younger generation.

yup, we should ask the colorado girl about how that turned out, huh?

[GloriaJames]

Kobe doesn't write love letters, he gets straight to the point.

That's the difference in the era. Back then, you actually had to woo someone. Now, the rules have changed favoring the younger generation.

yup, we should ask the colorado girl about how that turned out, huh?

[EvilSperm]

Yur a dearest lady

Ur boy king james the greatest one.. the king to ur throne adn dat be saying i be the key to ur heart


love king james

[juror1]

My Dearest Laquette,

Yo this is King James. I doing fine and my family doing fine, I hope the haters still have their same ordinary lives to go back to. I am in my H2 Hummer with class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for basketball. I decide to write you because I felt that my team made me look pretty rotten after the last night. They want to tell you that they sorry, and hope that you except their apologie. I know that my feelings was hurt whenever I loss my games or had it stolen by worse players than me.

I was really happy when boosters gave me my honest coin money that I won off the better talent I have than other players. You should thank me for you letting me hold your tatties. I show the pictures you text me to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because LeBron is very true. Please don't let this go to your head or hinder your performance (smile). I can't go to the game on my birthday because my mother is being taken out to eat by the whole basketball team on my birthday. LeBron not mad because he trying get down there a week from Jul. 8 and take his talents to your South Beach (wink). LeBron don't plan no activities for himself, have some activity for us to do together.

LeBron want you to know that my feeling for you has not change... yet. ← (keep it up and we'll see) I am finally getting use to going with a girl much smaller than I, my stature is so great, I usually don't fit in commoners. I don't make no hints, so I'll say it straight up, I'm huge. Well I have spent my time very wisely by spending it in my H2 Hummer with class. You know the other girls take some time to get down, but you aIways get straight to business, just like me, LeBron's all about his business. Well I must go, the girl next to me period is almost over. See you next time around, LeBron's time always comes too soon ← (no joke, I'm always done three quarters in)

His royal highness the king,

LeBron "King" James

[Medved]

Dear Ester, I am writing to you from Accounting class. I have made 120$ this week in interest from lending jocks money so they can drink the devils juice. Everything is going FINE, there is this kid in my class called Marky Cuban who is being a real clown, he sits on the computer all day trying to register domain names, he says he call sell it for hundreds of thousands later on. I recommended to the teacher that he fines Marky for using schools computers for the purposes of other than Accounting, I just hope he gives me a cut of the fine as I was the one who told him.

Oy vei how I long for you Ester, one day I will control thousands of black people like Daddy envisioned in the old testament, I will just need to find out where? Should I go into Sports and become an Agent like my cousin Avi or should I go into the music industry like my sister Gloria and manage "Rappers" as they call themselves.

Oy vei how I long for you, I can still remember the scent of your strawberry perfume when I sneaked in your room on Chabad, lucky for us we are cousins and our parents wont suspect anything. Do you remember the nights we used to spend calculating our taxes and figuring out how to exploit poor people with the inheritance we will get? I can still smell the money we are going to make Ester.

I have to go now my sweet Ester, Marky Cuban is calling me names; I'm going to write a letterhead in the teachers name and mail it to him saying he needs to pay a fine for wasting the schools money on his personal life.

Good Bye dear Ester.

Sincerly yours.

David Joel Stern

ps: You still owe me a dollar from last year, I will only charge you %5 prime so if you pay me by the end of this week it will only be $1.05.

[venky]

I'm not creative enough to make my own letter parody.

[Scuall]

Greg Oden's high school love letters were recently discovered

[TiMVP]

the david stern one
the chris bosh one
all the oden ones
the KG one

[BarneyGumble]

Greg Oden's high school love letters were recently discovered

[Scuall]

My dear Laquette -

I really like you alot but I can't take you out at this time. I need money, enough money to feed both you and me and maybe some kids. I don't even feel like playing basketball anymore when I can't earn enough to even feed myself.

Sincerely,

Latrell Sprewell

P.S. Tell coach I'm looking for him and I'd like a "hands-on" meeting.

[Gus McCrae]

My dearest Reina,

BALL.


-Hedo Turkoglu

[Johnny Firpo]

My dearest Reina,

BALL.


-Hedo Turkoglu