righterwriter wrote:A patient meets with his doctor for an annual physical. The doctor does the tests and meets with the patient to give him an analysis.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but it appears your health is in decline."
The patient is shocked and scrambles to make sense of what the doctor is telling him.
"Wait, doctor, what do you mean? I exercise every day, I watch every meal that I eat, I run half-marathons where I place in the top of my age category. I don't get it."
"Yes, but you are a year older. So really, your health is not as good as last year when your body was really at peak optimum level. The numbers show a tiny decrease from super elite to just really, really elite. But yes, I will repeat: your health is in decline."
"Jeez, why do you say it like that?"
"Because technically it's true."
You can see how language matters, right?
That is the coldest GP.
“As well your prostate biopsy was remarkable.”
“That’s better to hear.”
“No - remarkable in medical terms means abnormal…and you may have cancer.”
“Could you just give me the news in a coloring book next time?”
















