Funniest things you have seen on Real GM?

Daaaarryyl · Post #121 » by **Daaaarryyl** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:26 pm

I've been here a long time so I have seen some crazy funny shyt over the years.

I'd probably say it was when the Bulls where looking to deal for Kobe (around 2007 or so) and the board was discussing whether they had enough to satisfy the Lakers.

A poster, PaxtonGar or Garfpaxton, wrote like a 15 paragraph, mini story really, explaining why the Bulls could not part will Luol Deng, even for an in his prime Kobe Bryant.

Most hilarious thing I've ever seen here on Realgm. :lol:

Post #122 » by **Domejandro** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:38 pm

spaceballer wrote:Second-hand used plastic sex dolls for sale

viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1255878#start_here

This reminds me of an old forum raid from KFAN RubeChat on the doll forum.

http://rubechat.kfan.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=293870&hilit=dollforum&start=90

Page four and on is absolute gold. :lol:

Philo Beddoe wrote:I just started a new thread:

I am just wondering aloud.... this may have been covered somewhere, but I am new so forgive me.

Has anyone ever married their doll? Like officially? My friend is an ordained minister of Universal Life church and he told me he can marry anyone or anything. So, if say I wanted to marry a doll would that be going overboard? I know in relation to the law, it would not be something that would be legit... however in the eyes of god it would be a blessed companionship.

Atleast with it not being legally binding I wouldn't have to give her half my money if I sold her. Ha!

Spoiler:

I can't post more because I might get banned if I do so (nothing pornographic, but I simply do not wish to risk it, haha), but definitely check the thread out, it is hilarious. Page 6, the Ariel doll is an absolute classic. Not RealGM, but I had to post.

Zubby · Post #123 » by **Zubby** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:47 pm

I nominate poster "lilojmayo" for his epic OJ mayo's hairline rant.

JasonStern · Post #124 » by **JasonStern** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:45 pm

hat tip to the Minnesota TimberTrolls:

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=1156798

SpinninHouse · Post #125 » by **SpinninHouse** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:50 pm

Any post by Eduardo last summer. Every thread he started was about McDermott's impending epic-ness or the Bulls FO being that best ever.

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Mylie10 · Post #126 » by **Mylie10** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 6:02 pm

Smash3 wrote:
MaxKunitz wrote:There is only 1 worthy enough:

Maytricks Championship

viewtopic.php?t=876270

I love the fact that he only posted here once, I can see him thinking;this is it... I will never be able to top this post, I might as well retire.

More like he is locked in a Chinese or Turkish prison...poor guy

83SixersRocked · Post #127 » by **83SixersRocked** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:55 pm

The Ha thread (which is long gone) on the Portland board. Laughed so hard I cried for about 20 minutes, and that was just after the first five pages or so. It lost some steam but still had the occasional post three years later IIRC. It was lost during an upgrade.

Post #128 » by **Moonbeam** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:41 am

Seriously, the Raptors fan-fic thread needs more celebration.

viewtopic.php?t=1092775&start=40

viewtopic.php?p=28272701#p28272701

Spoiler:

Post #129 » by **Moonbeam** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:54 am

The Ha thread was before my time, but some of the gifs made can be found elsewhere:

http://forums.lakersground.net/togo/thread.php?topic_id=18280

Mylie10 · Post #130 » by **Mylie10** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:38 am

The Warriors had a poster named COHAN about four or five years ago, who is banned now, but is still to this day often quoted.

He is credited with famous lines like "Steph Curry GQ slopball", "I'm nailing this so hard, you can't handle it!", "Solid Gold"........lol.......the guy is/was border line crazy....serious and funny.

He had his own blog for a while, but haven't checked lately. I would love to read his rants now that Curry won MVP and the Warriors a title.

Han Solo · Post #131 » by **Han Solo** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:59 am

Kabookalu · Post #132 » by **Kabookalu** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:59 am

There was this topic where people posted pictures of NBA players whose jersey didn't fit them. Like:

Then someone posted this:

Seriously had me dying.

Teen Girl Squad · Post #133 » by **Teen Girl Squad** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:04 am

Choker wrote:There was this topic where people posted pictures of NBA players whose jersey didn't fit them. Like:
Then someone posted this:

Seriously had me dying.

Me too. It was just so perfectly played.

Han Solo · Post #134 » by **Han Solo** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:42 am

Choker wrote:There was this topic where people posted pictures of NBA players whose jersey didn't fit them. Like:

Then someone posted this:

Seriously had me dying.

83SixersRocked · Post #135 » by **83SixersRocked** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:34 pm

Moonbeam wrote:The Ha thread was before my time, but some of the gifs made can be found elsewhere:

http://forums.lakersground.net/togo/thread.php?topic_id=18280

This is awesome, thanks.
Only a few still work, but hast.jpg from "Ha knows..." on the first 4-5 pages of the thread is there. It set me right off again.

Dominator83 · Post #136 » by **Dominator83** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:27 pm

Didn't read all 7 pages but I don't think it was mentioned: we recently had anb admitted Coke user call Harrison Barnes A coward that he has no respect for, because he never had a drink in his life. And he was serious!

Devilzsidewalk · Post #137 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:55 pm

83SixersRocked wrote:The Ha thread (which is long gone) on the Portland board. Laughed so hard I cried for about 20 minutes, and that was just after the first five pages or so. It lost some steam but still had the occasional post three years later IIRC. It was lost during an upgrade.

I was legitimately depressed when that thread was lost. Losing that thread makes using the word "upgrade" for the forum change seem like a preposterous misnomer.

OrlandoNed · Post #138 » by **OrlandoNed** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:09 pm

Funniest thing I ever experienced on here is when I got fed up of a bunch of Raptor fans trolling Magic fans with and-1s on a Magic game thread versus the Raptors. Got so riled up, I decided to make a thread on the Raptor board asking them politely for them to quit bugging us. Ended up getting immediately blasted with 80 extra and-1's on 1 post for my trouble and accused by some Raptors for cleverly baiting them. I got a laugh out of the irony.

NyKnicks1714 · Post #139 » by **NyKnicks1714** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:13 am

viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1310686#p39016968

This reply, in a thread about an article on how James Dolan was handing out copies of his band's album to free agents in 2010.