Michael Jordan high school love letter revealed.

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Post#141 » by Kobe8Forever » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:10 pm

Iplaytolose wrote:
Betta Bulleavit wrote:For those that are making fun of the grammar, you should really take a look at what high school seniors are writing like these days. It is outright putrid. I know because I see it every freakin day. What's even worse is that I see grown ass men on here everyday that are just as bad. Many of whom attempt to be intellectual, but really look like a bunch of fools.


I'm afraid you just committed a comma splice error... "but really look like a bunch of fools" can't stand on its own as a complete sentence, so you can't use a comma before "but". 8-)

As we have learned from this thread, MJ could shiat on a desk and his homers will either (a) defend the greatness of his achievement or (b) downplay it by accusing the general populace of having a more severe desk-shiating problem.
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Post#142 » by umopapisdn » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:14 pm

Eastern NC is one of the most backwards places in the country, I'm shocked his english is even as good as it is.
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Post#143 » by venky » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:21 pm

Kobe8Forever wrote:
Iplaytolose wrote:
Betta Bulleavit wrote:For those that are making fun of the grammar, you should really take a look at what high school seniors are writing like these days. It is outright putrid. I know because I see it every freakin day. What's even worse is that I see grown ass men on here everyday that are just as bad. Many of whom attempt to be intellectual, but really look like a bunch of fools.


I'm afraid you just committed a comma splice error... "but really look like a bunch of fools" can't stand on its own as a complete sentence, so you can't use a comma before "but". 8-)

As we have learned from this thread, MJ could shiat on a desk and his homers will either (a) defend the greatness of his achievement or (b) downplay it by accusing the general populace of having a more severe desk-shiating problem.

lmfao, this pretty much sums it up.
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Post#144 » by Dagameplaya PnG » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:26 pm

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Post#145 » by Dr Positivity » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:29 pm

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Post#146 » by AfricanSensation » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:30 pm

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Post#147 » by GameOver25 » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:31 pm

My Dearest Laquette,

I think I've just been shot. Call the cops! So much pain!!

So hurt,

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Post#148 » by grimballer » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:39 pm

some with good imagination should do a doug/jackie letter.
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Post#149 » by LithuanianOne » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:39 pm

Just posting in here so I can dig up this thread later for some luzl. Great job guys this thread is going to RealGM Hall of Fame.

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My Dearest Laquette,

I'm writing to inform you that Lebron James might be the best basketball player ever even better than your current loved one Michael Jordan.

P.S. On second thought MJ is still the greatest player to ever play this game.

P.S.S. On third thought MJ is a bum when it comes to evaluating talent - he just doesn't get it.

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Post#150 » by Dr Positivity » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:39 pm

Dearest Laquette

Stinky, poor, nagging, beautiful, bitch, waste of time, golddigger, cheesy, woman of my dreams, fat, tasteless, square, ugly, I love you, Wal Mart shopper, daughter of a drunk, I forgot your name, marry me, slut, whore, tramp

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Post#151 » by grimballer » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:49 pm

dearest laquette,

i hope u was impressed how i bullied that small kid. ya know im gangsta. dont think i got skurrd when his big bro showed up. i left cause i hrrd my moms callin me.

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Post#152 » by MrBigShot » Fri Jul 1, 2011 6:51 pm

This thread...is pure comedy gold.
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