Byron Mullens

[Leolovinliberal]

I'm mainly motivated by prolonging an 11 page thread about Byron Mullens on RealGM, because this is the funniest thing to ever happen on the internet.

BTW, you stinky Bopcats will never be able to re-sign Mullens under Salary cap, when he meets the "Rose Rule" criterion.

Damn you, Bopcats!!!!2 First DJ White, and now this???????/

The hUMANTIE!

lol at all of the Prestiites coming outta the woodwork.

[mrblunt]

Ozark is that short for over sarcastic by chance. At least u got one guy to jump in with you trying to make jokes about Bryon Mullens. Shame on you. Your\'re jealous you'll never be as successful as Mullens down deep.
Anyways, seems Mullens is a young talented player with room for improvement.

[Leolovinliberal]

Sam Presti is one of, if not the best gm's in the league, but he got pwned once in his career by Rich Cho and the Prestiites are apoplectic that anyone dare question why Mulley was playing behind Nazr, Collison, Perk and Aldrich. When a player goes from 13th man and 2 ppg to starter and 13ppg, then there's obvious talent, and when said player was behind five mediocre to below average bigs one has the right to question the decision. On top of it, as KembaWalker pointed out, apparently Cho got Presti to pay for Mulleys salary this season.

[Ozark]

I'll readily admit, if you could transplant Nick Collison's brain into BJ's body, he'd stomp all over Dwight Howard.

The problem is with the current state of Neurosurgery. You'll figure this out in time, then we'll bump this thread later for LULZ.

100% guarantee.

[Leolovinliberal]

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[Ozark]

Ozark is that short for over sarcastic by chance. At least u got one guy to jump in with you trying to make jokes about Bryon Mullens. Shame on you. Your\'re jealous you'll never be as successful as Mullens down deep.
Anyways, seems Mullens is a young talented player with room for improvement.

Fallacy, Clangus and Ozark are the resident Prestiites on RealGM and will not allow a negative word to ever be uttered or typed about their hero. If one of them would just say, "Yeah, Mullen's is a lot better than we thought, wish we had played him instead of giving him away", then it wouldn't be a big deal. But they are like brain washed cult members who refuse to acknowledge a mistake or flaw by their leader and instead still insist that Nazr, Perkins, Collison and Aldrich are better then him; despite the numbers saying otherwise. It's actually pretty comical.

I have like 122 posts. How can I be the resident anything? Perhaps I'm a prodigy like Mozart, Einstein, or Mullens?

Did you know that when Mullens moved to Oklahoma, he got to meet Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris took one look at Mullens, began to cry, ran away and castrated himself in the bushes.

That is how full of win Mullens is.

[Leolovinliberal]

I'll readily admit, if you could transplant Nick Collison's brain into BJ's body, he'd stomp all over Dwight Howard.

The problem is with the current state of Neurosurgery. You'll figure this out in time, then we'll bump this thread later for LULZ.

100% guarantee.

Here's the statline for all of your bigs tonight:

Ibaka: 4 points, 5 rebs, 3 blocks in 24 minutes
Perkins: 9 points, 5 rebs, 2 blocks in 26 minutes
Nazr Muhammad: 4 points, 1 rebound, 2 blocks in 17 minutes
Collison: 2 points, 2 rebounds, 1 block in 17 minutes
Aldrich: 5 points, 1 rebound, 1 block in 8 minutes

Here's Mulley's line for tonights game:

Byron Mullens: 20 points, 7 rebs in 32 minutes

Keep telling me that there was no room for playing time behind your bigs. And it's been like that almost every game since he has gotten big minutes.

[Leolovinliberal]

Ozark is that short for over sarcastic by chance. At least u got one guy to jump in with you trying to make jokes about Bryon Mullens. Shame on you. Your\'re jealous you'll never be as successful as Mullens down deep.
Anyways, seems Mullens is a young talented player with room for improvement.

Fallacy, Clangus and Ozark are the resident Prestiites on RealGM and will not allow a negative word to ever be uttered or typed about their hero. If one of them would just say, "Yeah, Mullen's is a lot better than we thought, wish we had played him instead of giving him away", then it wouldn't be a big deal. But they are like brain washed cult members who refuse to acknowledge a mistake or flaw by their leader and instead still insist that Nazr, Perkins, Collison and Aldrich are better then him; despite the numbers saying otherwise. It's actually pretty comical.

I have like 122 posts. How can I be the resident anything? Perhaps I'm a prodigy like Mozart, Einstein, or Mullens?

Did you know that when Mullens moved to Oklahoma, he got to meet Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris took one look at Mullens, began to cry, ran away and castrated himself in the bushes.

That is how full of win Mullens is.

Did you know that not only did Rich Cho pwn your gm, he got him to pat Mulley's full salary this year.? Chuck Norris wears Rich Cho pajamas to bed.

[fallacy]

Ozark is that short for over sarcastic by chance. At least u got one guy to jump in with you trying to make jokes about Bryon Mullens. Shame on you. Your\'re jealous you'll never be as successful as Mullens down deep.
Anyways, seems Mullens is a young talented player with room for improvement.

If one of them would just say, "Yeah, Mullen's is a lot better than we thought, wish we had played him instead of giving him away",

Mullens is exactly as good as we thought he was

[Ozark]

I'll readily admit, if you could transplant Nick Collison's brain into BJ's body, he'd stomp all over Dwight Howard.

The problem is with the current state of Neurosurgery. You'll figure this out in time, then we'll bump this thread later for LULZ.

100% guarantee.

Here's the statline for all of your bigs tonight:

Ibaka: 4 points, 5 rebs, 3 blocks in 24 minutes
Perkins: 9 points, 5 rebs, 2 blocks in 26 minutes
Nazr Muhammad: 4 points, 1 rebound, 2 blocks in 17 minutes
Collison: 2 points, 2 rebounds, 1 block in 17 minutes
Aldrich: 5 points, 1 rebound, 1 block in 8 minutes

Here's Mulley's line for tonights game:

Byron Mullens: 20 points, 7 rebs in 32 minutes

Keep telling me that there was no room for playing time behind your bigs. And it's been like that almost every game since he has gotten big minutes.

I just played a bunch of 6th graders at the park and scored 124 points.

Mullens plays for the Charlotte Bopcats, who are letting him touch the Basketball for some reason...

But seriously, are you just in this to get an invite for his HOF induction speech?

[Leolovinliberal]

I'll readily admit, if you could transplant Nick Collison's brain into BJ's body, he'd stomp all over Dwight Howard.

The problem is with the current state of Neurosurgery. You'll figure this out in time, then we'll bump this thread later for LULZ.

100% guarantee.

Here's the statline for all of your bigs tonight:

Ibaka: 4 points, 5 rebs, 3 blocks in 24 minutes
Perkins: 9 points, 5 rebs, 2 blocks in 26 minutes
Nazr Muhammad: 4 points, 1 rebound, 2 blocks in 17 minutes
Collison: 2 points, 2 rebounds, 1 block in 17 minutes
Aldrich: 5 points, 1 rebound, 1 block in 8 minutes

Here's Mulley's line for tonights game:

Byron Mullens: 20 points, 7 rebs in 32 minutes

Keep telling me that there was no room for playing time behind your bigs. And it's been like that almost every game since he has gotten big minutes.

I just played a bunch of 6th graders at the park and scored 124 points.

Mullens plays for the Charlotte Bopcats, who are letting him touch the Basketball for some reason...

But seriously, are you just in this to get an invite for his HOF induction speech?

Um.............you do realize that he plays for the Bobcats and not against them, correct? Because your post appears to imply otherwise. Mulley more than held his own against Greg Monroe the other night; not bad for the 13th guy glued to the bench for three years.

[Leolovinliberal]

Ozark is that short for over sarcastic by chance. At least u got one guy to jump in with you trying to make jokes about Bryon Mullens. Shame on you. Your\'re jealous you'll never be as successful as Mullens down deep.
Anyways, seems Mullens is a young talented player with room for improvement.

If one of them would just say, "Yeah, Mullen's is a lot better than we thought, wish we had played him instead of giving him away",

Mullens is exactly as good as we thought he was

Unless you start going back through this thread deleting all of your posts, you're on record. P.S. Your sig is great, but you know he aint talking to Cho.

[KembaWalker]

Ozark is that short for over sarcastic by chance. At least u got one guy to jump in with you trying to make jokes about Bryon Mullens. Shame on you. Your\'re jealous you'll never be as successful as Mullens down deep.
Anyways, seems Mullens is a young talented player with room for improvement.

If one of them would just say, "Yeah, Mullen's is a lot better than we thought, wish we had played him instead of giving him away",

Mullens is exactly as good as we thought he was

you said he was worse than DJ White. stop bein mad

[Leolovinliberal]

Ozark is that short for over sarcastic by chance. At least u got one guy to jump in with you trying to make jokes about Bryon Mullens. Shame on you. Your\'re jealous you'll never be as successful as Mullens down deep.
Anyways, seems Mullens is a young talented player with room for improvement.

If one of them would just say, "Yeah, Mullen's is a lot better than we thought, wish we had played him instead of giving him away",

Mullens is exactly as good as we thought he was

So you thought that he was a 13/5 guy? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


Here's the statline for all of your bigs tonight:

Ibaka: 4 points, 5 rebs, 3 blocks in 24 minutes
Perkins: 9 points, 5 rebs, 2 blocks in 26 minutes
Nazr Muhammad: 4 points, 1 rebound, 2 blocks in 17 minutes
Collison: 2 points, 2 rebounds, 1 block in 17 minutes
Aldrich: 5 points, 1 rebound, 1 block in 8 minutes

Here's Mulley's line for tonights game:

Byron Mullens: 20 points, 7 rebs in 32 minutes

Keep telling me that there was no room for playing time behind your bigs. And it's been like that almost every game since he has gotten big minutes.

[fallacy]

If one of them would just say, "Yeah, Mullen's is a lot better than we thought, wish we had played him instead of giving him away",

Mullens is exactly as good as we thought he was

you said he was worse than DJ White. stop bein mad

I have never said that I'm mad and I'm not mad. I said DJ White is a better overall player than BJ, offensively BJ is far superior. I don't know why you guys think I hate BJ, I don't. He's a great guy.

[fallacy]

If one of them would just say, "Yeah, Mullen's is a lot better than we thought, wish we had played him instead of giving him away",

Mullens is exactly as good as we thought he was

So you thought that he was a 13/5 guy? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I did, atleast the points. I thought he'd be a better rebounder by now, but he's always been a very talented jumpshooter.

[CROSS+]

Is Byron Mullens a worse rebounding Raef LaFrentz, who doesn't block shots?

[WhatsaTDot]

Mullens is a homeless person's Channing Frye.

Or the missing link to OKC's championship.

[orangeparka]

Poor man's, more inefficient Chris Kaman.

[CROSS+]

Poor man's, more inefficient Chris Kaman.

Great comparison. I mean, both are white, a comparison makes just so much sense.