“Y’all Done Clowning the Clippers?”

Post #181 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 7:52 am

When you need a pickmeup... This thread is there for you...
Better than Prozac...
I'd like to personally thank Mr. Silver for scheduling this long break before the WCF, to allow people time to adequately trash the Clippers. Very thoughtful, and I think, just....

CodeBreaker · Post #182 » by **CodeBreaker** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:31 am

I'm enjoying this clowning more than the Warriors blowing a 3-1 lead lol

Chandan · Post #183 » by **Chandan** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:45 am

jourdy wrote:
Baski wrote:
GREY 1769 wrote:Yeah Spurs fans get first dibs having waited longest.

I refrained from the game 7 GT and managed to restrain myself from some reactionary responses and starting three threads after the game. But I read that entire thread, all 129 pages of it. Enjoyed every post.

And we've been graced with this one which provides so much catharsis. Twitter has been glorious as we've seen here, but I've had to filter some as I'd surely get banned forever if I posted them here. Goodness. But there are still many postable ones.

I see you have a list of nicknames in your sig. Some of the safest ones I've seen on twitter:

Pandemic P and Covid Kawhi

Wayoff P

PG13%

Thanks for those . Been trying to find a workaround for the sig character limit so I can add more names, but alas, only the top ten make it onto the list. I mean you're never ever beating "Nicholas Kaboom" and "Vucci Mane" for sheer cleverness and hilarity.
But I'm petty so Covid Kawhi is definitely bumping somebody down

Woooooooooooo!

No offense bro but Wayoff P and Covid Kawhi are 10x better than any of those in your sig. There's a reason none of those stuck - because they sound like it came from middle schoolers trying too hard.

i looked at his list, pretty sure it's a list for worst attempts at nicknames of all time.

Dupp · Post #184 » by **Dupp** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:31 am

Wayoff P is brilliant, as was ice cubes tweet.

vaff87 · Post #185 » by **vaff87** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:54 am

I feel bad for Clippers fans, especially having to constantly deal with smug Lakers fans. I sure as hell don’t feel bad for the Clippers franchise, though, given the **** they pulled last year. I definitely don’t feel bad for the arrogant clowns surrounding Kawhi on that roster. And I don’t feel bad for Kawhi himself, given it was his decision to join that mess.

Green Backpack · Post #186 » by **Green Backpack** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 11:16 am

This was a fantastic morning read

Chandan · Post #187 » by **Chandan** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 11:21 am

the deepness of that team hinges on Kawhi being lebron .2
Beverly, Morris, Harrell, Lou Williams, Shammet. really? that deepness is supposed to be their stand out quality??

Fable · Post #188 » by **Fable** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:32 pm

The Cilppers managed to unite all Americans, Republicans and Democrats... In hating them.

Post #189 » by **zimpy27** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:04 pm

It's fun watching these old clips, cannot deny it.

Watch on YouTube

beeshma · Post #190 » by **beeshma** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 5:16 pm

GREY 1769 wrote:

Read on Twitter

Read on Twitter

Damn. That's the first time I listened to Stephen Smith's entire segment, and the first time I enjoyed every second of it.

SAS is right, the first time Kawhi had expectations for a championship put on him, and he chokes under the pressure.

ratul · Post #191 » by **ratul** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:20 pm

Page 6-10 with many new gems. Thank you people!

WillyJakkz · Post #192 » by **WillyJakkz** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:26 pm

Someone uploaded a Failure Virus into Kawhi "That Man's A Cyborg" circuitry

KIRAG · Post #193 » by **KIRAG** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:24 am

At least Marcus Morris won't have to worry about playing against his twin especially on the 2nd most important series that is the WCF.

Back when both of them were playing in the East, one of them told the media that he hoped he didn't have to face his brother in the playoffs.

If this was not inside the Bubble, Marcus would surely be part of the crowd watching and wearing a lakers Morris jersey, just like they have done in the past :lol:

Tor_Raps · Post #194 » by **Tor_Raps** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:27 am

Bumping for some more lols

Wammy Giveaway · Post #195 » by **Wammy Giveaway** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:28 am

Has every NBA representative posted on this thread? There are 29 other teams, 30 if you include the Seattle Supersonics. Saw some Lakers, Knicks, Spurs, Raptors, Nuggets, Mavericks. All of them should be here. Would love to see every NBA team represented here.

And I'd also like to invite the fans of Boston Red Sox of MLB fans here, too. Nuggets back-to-back 3-1 comeback is the equivalent of a 3-0 miracle comeback.

Tracymcgoaty · Post #196 » by **Tracymcgoaty** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 5:15 am

Kawhi to PG after the loss.

Roscoe Sheed · Post #197 » by **Roscoe Sheed** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 5:25 am

The Clippers deserve a lot of criticism for sure. As fans, we're extremely disappointed. It seems like strange misfortunes befall the team at the worst moments- some self-induced, others not- whether it be an ill timed cold shooting quarter paired with unlikely players bombing in 3s (game 6 in 2015 vs Rockets), injuries (several Lob City seasons were ruined by injuries to CP3 and/or Blake), or just really awful coaching decisions.

I'm surprised the mods have allowed this thread to continue for so long- it is a blatant troll thread, but whatever. Par for the course for Clipper fans.

Son Goku 25 · Post #198 » by **Son Goku 25** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 5:48 am

Loool

Ted Lasso · Post #199 » by **Ted Lasso** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 6:01 am

niQ wrote:
Pointgod wrote:
Raps in 4 wrote:It's nice to see fans of opposing teams come together to pile it on the Clippers.

Spurs fans and Raptors fans coming together to clown on Kawahi

Damn. Even the shirt colors match.

It's David Robinson and Andrea Bargnani. Legends.

Bolivar · Post #200 » by **Bolivar** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 6:08 am

Think I'm just gonna watch the game7 again from start of 3rd quarter :nod: