Met Greivis Vasquez Last Week

Imon · Post #21 » by **Imon** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:27 pm

Good story OP - your next mission, should you choose to accept, is to infiltrate Tim Duncan's Dungeons & Dragons club and steal all his hand-painted figurines, take a picture of them all, and post the images here on RealGM.

bballcool34 · Post #22 » by **bballcool34** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:32 pm

this shart is **** gold

Kabookalu · Post #23 » by **Kabookalu** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:54 pm

When someone is posting a thread of a story and it has more than 20 And1s then you know the story is fake.

Inevitable · Post #24 » by **Inevitable** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:08 pm

Choker wrote:When someone is posting a thread of a story and it has more than 20 And1s then you know the story is fake.

Mandatory rule, pics or gtfo like the recent classic here viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1341511

Sc0pe92 · Post #25 » by **Sc0pe92** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:26 pm

Pics or it didnt happen.

Kabookalu · Post #26 » by **Kabookalu** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:29 pm

Sc0pe92 wrote:Pics or it didnt happen.

Don't tempt him, he might just take a picture of him sharting.

Sedale Threatt · Post #27 » by **Sedale Threatt** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:31 pm

Mr Burns wrote:so you waited at the beach two days in a row just to see vasquez work out.......

And then crapped his pants...

M4P · Post #28 » by **M4P** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:44 pm

MaliBrah · Post #29 » by **MaliBrah** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:08 pm

The main events Lebron and wade story is hilarious , all his fake stories are funny loooool. I can't find a link to them though

DoubleLintendre · Post #30 » by **DoubleLintendre** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:11 pm

I tried to push out a tiny fart and ended up sharting in my bathing suit. I couldn't even believe it. I hadn't sharted since I was a kid.

I never knew sharting could sound so poetic. :lol:

RIP Kobe · Post #31 » by **RIP Kobe** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:47 pm

OP, that's really pathetic (srs)

pass first · Post #32 » by **pass first** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:48 pm

MaliBrah wrote:The main events Lebron and wade story is hilarious , all his fake stories are funny loooool. I can't find a link to them though

There's a link on page 4 of the Hawes thread (link posted by The Warrior on page 1 of this thread).

DD12 · Post #33 » by **DD12** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:12 am

No wonder you are a Raps fan.

Meeksology · Post #34 » by **Meeksology** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:18 am

MrLutareio wrote:Guys he has other stories like this. He's joking. I love your stories man, they're funny af.

The OP is the KING of these stories, hope someone has the time to link his other ones lol

Vitae · Post #35 » by **Vitae** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:59 am

I'm in tears

witnessraps · Post #36 » by **witnessraps** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:29 am

I tried to push out a tiny fart and ended up shatting in my bathing suit.

That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on realgm LMAO

WiggOuts · Post #37 » by **WiggOuts** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:24 am

groupie ho...you tryna get that d?

Post #38 » by **infinite11285** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:57 am

Best thread ever.

GreenBloodedC · Post #39 » by **GreenBloodedC** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:17 am

I think it's time to follow up and send them a pic of your balls.

oldschooled · Post #40 » by **oldschooled** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:22 am

sca wrote:
Canada_7 wrote:I still think the "Matrix Championship" story from the Raptors board beats this.

All I remember from that one was something along the lines of "Voskill [reference to Raptors legend Jake Voskuhl] come into washroom and hug matrix 'welcome to dinosaur championship time" or something.

Maytricks Championship

still prefer the Caught Cheating thread on the Knicks board...Quick Kick had to retire after that self-burial