Funniest things you have seen on Real GM?

JF5 · Post #21 » by **JF5** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:10 am

A couple of these Gems...

Steph Curry getting married:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1128202

Timberwolves potential "love" triangle:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1026620

The Poetic Rise of Paul George:
viewtopic.php?t=1288968

TKainZero · Post #22 » by **TKainZero** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:39 am

Someone made a legendary comment when Greg Monroe was arrested and peed himself

"He Piston himself"
It had like 600 and'1s (the most I ever saw, which is a thread on its own)

Post #23 » by **Moonbeam** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:55 am

What about when Raptors fans discovered some fan-fic from some girl fantasizing about Andrea Bargnani and Sonny Weems?

Rosque · Post #24 » by **Rosque** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:04 am

TKainZero wrote:Someone made a legendary comment when Greg Monroe was arrested and peed himself

"He Piston himself"
It had like 600 and'1s (the most I ever saw, which is a thread on its own)

viewtopic.php?t=1344777

1227

Kabookalu · Post #25 » by **Kabookalu** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:42 am

"I ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight."

viewtopic.php?t=1341511

If you have the time read through the whole topic until you get to a post full of tweets.

"Patrick O'Bryant's formspring."

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=980312#start_here

SMTBSI · Post #26 » by **SMTBSI** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:15 am

The old MS Paint a Wiretap threads always gave me a few laughs.

Official MS Paint A Wiretap V.2.0...
MS Paint Wiretap Headlines

(Though many of the images don't load any more.)

Couple classics:

Spoiler:

shangrila · Post #27 » by **shangrila** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:31 am

I was going to say those wiretap MS paint threads too. This was always my favourite;

Spoiler:

Post #28 » by **NO-KG-AI** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:27 am

The Onba was good, the Ha-Seung Jin thread was not bad, the old MS paint threads were really good, and what was that guy Oneanswer? His stuff was good in the beginning, but this thread begins and ends with...

The Abercrombie employee dude. I think it was on the Raptors board. I don't think anything even compares to it.

joyeuxnoel · Post #29 » by **joyeuxnoel** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:38 am

NO-KG-AI wrote:The Onba was good, the Ha-Seung Jin thread was not bad, the old MS paint threads were really good, and what was that guy Oneanswer? His stuff was good in the beginning, but this thread begins and ends with...

The Abercrombie employee dude. I think it was on the Raptors board. I don't think anything even compares to it.

Link?

SunKing · Post #30 » by **SunKing** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:41 am

All of those sigs from Raps board during the Colangelo era.

The "Highschool B.Colangelo traded his girlfriend for foreign exchange student" is just one of the funniest/clever joke basketball joke I ever saw.*

But the best ever is, of course the ONBA. One of the most underrated joke in this thread is how he starts a sentence talking about how he thinks Orlando... "Magic would be the best team" and finish it by saying "HE knows how to play streetball" so he's arguably talking about Magic Johnson at the same time.

Pretty sure OP was 8 years old.

Post #31 » by **NO-KG-AI** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:48 am

joyeuxnoel wrote:
NO-KG-AI wrote:The Onba was good, the Ha-Seung Jin thread was not bad, the old MS paint threads were really good, and what was that guy Oneanswer? His stuff was good in the beginning, but this thread begins and ends with...

The Abercrombie employee dude. I think it was on the Raptors board. I don't think anything even compares to it.

Link?

It's gone, but a few quotes from it are in here

viewtopic.php?f=69&t=1249941&start=20#start_here

Laimbeer · Post #32 » by **Laimbeer** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:35 pm

"The picture that defines the player"

viewtopic.php?t=1366364

This might be the best because there are so many funny posts in one thread.

elBJ · Post #33 » by **elBJ** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:46 pm

is it too late to post something in the MS paint thread?

I mean it's too late i posted something in the MS paint thread

Post #34 » by **Froob** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:50 pm

The 3-way basketball court was a great one if someone can dig it up I couldn't find it.

GANGSTERDOG · Post #35 » by **GANGSTERDOG** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:56 pm

Mirjalovic wrote:i remember someone made a thread about how he met a NBA player (forget who, a white player IIRC), and they're cool and shared phone numbers. That player asked him to hangout but then his brother send penis pic to that player..

LMAO it was a player from Toronto i believe Val but i might be wrong

trickshot · Post #36 » by **trickshot** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 2:10 pm

Some post years back where someone asked if the cavs could sneak into the playoffs and someone replied with 'they could get in trouble with security. They're better off just buying tickets.' Lmao. First time I heard that.

Also after okc beat the lakers in the playoffs and ice cube went on a rant. Someone replied 'he's just mad the lakers didn't beat the supersonics'. Had me holding tears at work.

And one fishing on page ones has existed way before and1s were implemented. Of course back then they were just called jokes

DK-All Day · Post #37 » by **DK-All Day** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 2:17 pm

The Suns fan that posted a picture of his girlfriend with a tattoo of headphones on her upper thigh.

Oden Penis thread. Legendary: viewtopic.php?f=32&t=980408

Guy says his IQ is 197, my mother's IQ is 197 and her father's IQ was 200. My father's IQ was 160: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=908342&start=30

steamed hams · Post #38 » by **steamed hams** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 2:19 pm

GANGSTERDOG wrote:
Mirjalovic wrote:i remember someone made a thread about how he met a NBA player (forget who, a white player IIRC), and they're cool and shared phone numbers. That player asked him to hangout but then his brother send penis pic to that player..

LMAO it was a player from Toronto i believe Val but i might be wrong

No, it was a guy who said the Sixers were playing in Toronto, and he met Spencers Hawes at a sushi restaurant, and they started exchanging dick pics with each other :lol:

eddieewhat · Post #39 » by **eddieewhat** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 2:28 pm

Met Greivis Vasquez last week

viewtopic.php?t=1346650

Volcano · Post #40 » by **Volcano** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 2:35 pm

MS Paint Sam (Mitchell) a Playbook:
viewtopic.php?f=32&t=855652#start_here