Jimmy Butler removes rearview mirror in his car as a symbol to never look back

cpower · Post #21 » by **cpower** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:47 pm

he should remove the engine since his heart is so huge that it will drive the car to the infinity and beyond!

LivingLegend · Post #22 » by **LivingLegend** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:50 pm

Alfred wrote:That is literally one of the stupidest things I've ever heard of in my life.

You must not have a girlfriend and be subjected to the Bravo channel on TV.

ccvle · Post #23 » by **ccvle** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:52 pm

sogood wrote:[tweet]https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/656319787233099776[/tweet]

Yup he's an idiot.

Should also remove brakes so there's no stopping him.

people need to stop replying. nothing you say is going to top the OP's comment.

UcanUwill · Post #24 » by **UcanUwill** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:54 pm

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HV1JzxhDcY[/youtube]

E-Balla · Post #25 » by **E-Balla** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:56 pm

OP we trusted you... Explain yourself. https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/3phw5w/chicago_bulls_player_who_signed_a_95_million/

WVU · Post #26 » by **WVU** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:57 pm

ccvle wrote:
sogood wrote:[tweet]https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/656319787233099776[/tweet]

Yup he's an idiot.

Should also remove brakes so there's no stopping him.

people need to stop replying. nothing you say is going to top the OP's comment.

Meh, OP jacked that joke from Reddit two hours ago..

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/3phw5w/chicago_bulls_player_who_signed_a_95_million/

So_Ill · Post #27 » by **So_Ill** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:01 pm

E-Balla wrote:I hate when the OP gives the best response anyone could have in a thread. It's like why even make the post if you're going to start and shut down the thread?

He ripped it off the top comment on reddit.

Frank Dux · Post #28 » by **Frank Dux** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:11 pm

OP is a phony

Bruteque · Post #29 » by **Bruteque** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:12 pm

You don't have the whole story. He was going to get a tattoo that said "Never Look Back," but his girlfriend talked him into the alternative. He will thank her in a week or two when he snaps out of his "Never Look Back" phase.

Nazrmohamed · Post #30 » by **Nazrmohamed** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:19 pm

E-Balla wrote:I hate when the OP gives the best response anyone could have in a thread. It's like why even make the post if you're going to start and shut down the thread?

So true. But then is that shade or a compliment to him when he reads this lol. How do you top that?

MrBaynes · Post #31 » by **MrBaynes** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:19 pm

One of the great philosophers of our time.

Nazrmohamed · Post #32 » by **Nazrmohamed** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:21 pm

cpower wrote:he should remove the engine since his heart is so huge that it will drive the car to the infinity and beyond!

Yeah..not quite

ChuckChilly · Post #33 » by **ChuckChilly** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:26 pm

Im sure whatever he is driving has a rearview camera anyway.

Post #34 » by **-Sammy-** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:34 pm

There are some great lines on the linked Reddit thread; I'm kind of disappointed in RealGM for not competing. My favorites:

"Remove the muffler so he can't get exhausted"

"Remove the AC so he's always hot."

"Blow up the engine, I ain't going nowhere."

Hector_Reyes_8 · Post #35 » by **Hector_Reyes_8** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:44 pm

Remove the exhaust because he has nothing to waste.

FESPN · Post #36 » by **FESPN** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:49 pm

Another example of why you will never hear the words, "smart athlete".

LuDux1 · Post #37 » by **LuDux1** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:51 pm

He deleted Cool As Ice movie from his hard drive because hes cooler than ice

AIfan3 · Post #38 » by **AIfan3** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:56 pm

This thread has potential.

Dupp · Post #39 » by **Dupp** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:59 pm

Assume it's just a joke otherwise this is Derrick Rose level of stupidity.

Nyk4lyfe · Post #40 » by **Nyk4lyfe** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:04 pm

cpower wrote:he should remove the engine since his heart is so huge that it will drive the car to the infinity and beyond!