ellobo wrote:Derrick Coleman.
Chris Webber-level should have been his floor.
Coleman's career, summed up in three paragraphs:
Derrick Coleman finally showed up for a shootaround, which is all yesterday's 107-90 victory by the Knicks over the Nets really was.
For those who don't speak NBA, shootaround is what game-day practice is known as in the National Basketball Association. Teams gather for an hour in the morning to jog through the plays, theirs and their opponent's, and toss a few uncontested shots at the rim.
It's no secret that Coleman's attendance record for these strenuous workouts is, at best, somewhere between his field-goal percentage (41) and his free-throw percentage (75). The last one that we know he blew off was last week in Detroit, his hometown, when he claimed his car wouldn't start. Noting that Coleman had already used this excuse, General Manager Willis Reed, who incredibly hasn't yet suspended one of his renegades for a single minute, said he would investigate. Perhaps he should sign Mr. Goodwrench to a 10-day contact and dispatch him to Coleman's garage.

















