OT: (Hypothetical) You go to a club with your girl and Zion slaps her ass...what is your response?

GSWFan1994 · Post #21 » by **GSWFan1994** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:30 am

LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.

What about y'all?

Wait, wait, wait, then...

babyjax13 · Post #22 » by **babyjax13** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:31 am

I am gay, that is not my girl

playoffs · Post #23 » by **playoffs** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:36 am

JimmyPlopper wrote:
LessEyeTest wrote:Had the discussion today with my eskimo brother and we both came to the same conclusion. If someone disrespects you and your missus, there ain't no amount of muscle and strength that'll protect the dude when I'm seeing red. You can be as large and strong as Shaq, but if I see red ain't nobody finna be able to hold me back from unleashing the inner demon. They'd have to pull me off his unconscious body.

What about y'all?

Zion is now his new eskimo brother.

Ckay · Post #24 » by **Ckay** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:38 am

lonzo_pelota · Post #25 » by **lonzo_pelota** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:40 am

you lost me at "eskimo brother"

NoDopeOnSundays · Post #26 » by **NoDopeOnSundays** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:42 am

Lockdown504090 · Post #27 » by **Lockdown504090** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:58 am

"you got pecs? well i got teccs" - Chris Rock.

KodiakBear · Post #28 » by **KodiakBear** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:01 am

Everybody is rambo on the internet. This hypothetical would never happen though. Zion would be too busy chowing down burgers at the food truck outside to even notice your girl

Post #29 » by **jazzfan1971** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:12 am

At -best- I might get in his face to TALK. See if I can get an apology. But, no, I never raise my hands. I'm not that stupid. I'm guessing my date doesn't want to spend the evening in the ER anywAY.

oversteerdawg · Post #30 » by **oversteerdawg** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:15 am

Eye for an eye, eat a spoonful of his gumbo.

FreeThrowLine · Post #31 » by **FreeThrowLine** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:24 am

I don't have a girl, I wouldn't go to a club and I sure as hell wouldn't take a girl to a club. I'm done with all those things as they only ever gave me headaches all my life. However, the likely answer is regardless of outcome, there's a pretty high chance it ends up as a fight, the mentality of someone willing to slap a random girls ass, isn't that of someone with the humility to apologize.

Zion and I are actually the same weight (if he's 285lbs as per Google search), but he's more defined than I am, fitter, has a longer reach, 20cm taller and 20 years younger... so he has a lot of advantages in that sense. I have 12 years (on and off) of Muay Thai & boxing experience. Not at a pro level, (although I've been trained alongside pros and at one of the best facilities) and not full time (in reality closer to half that time of actively training) so while I'm still at a disadvantage, I'd say I have a better chance than most people.

I've also fought guys his size and won, albeit almost 10 years ago and they were partially intoxicated (I don't know why so many Islanders would pick fights with me at the club, but a lot of those guys are in that Zion size category) and I know I can take a hit without realizing the damage due to adrenaline.

Those scenarios usually aren't really a stop and reflect type situation, sometimes the words just start coming out and physically it's like an out of body experience as you react without having the chance to assess the risks involved.

Johnny Bball · Post #32 » by **Johnny Bball** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:33 am

Threaten to sue in civil court and go to the papers, instead take 10% of his new deal to buy our silence. This is the American way.

MotownMadness · Post #33 » by **MotownMadness** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:43 am

"Zion slapped my girls butt!!!!" Then i sue after a few pics and autographs though. I slowly wait, maybe even years, then one calculated day i run up and smack him on the butt saying "thanks for the money"

Post #34 » by **Capn'O** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:49 am

Don't get mad. Get weird. Slap him in the ass right back and maybe grab a handful. Then do the so-so hand gesture and dip before he can piece together what happened.

MotownMadness · Post #35 » by **MotownMadness** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:55 am

Im actually laughing at the thought of baby face nice guy Zion just slapping someones girls ass like that with a cold Deebo stare.

"Thats my girl now punk!!!!!"

Little Italia · Post #36 » by **Little Italia** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:05 am

I'd slap his ass and ask if he'd like to join us

JJ_PR · Post #37 » by **JJ_PR** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:13 am

I feel flattered that an NBA player thinks my gf is hot enough for him to spank her ass.

JayMKE · Post #38 » by **JayMKE** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 7:04 am

Im droppin him bro ong no cap

SerialChiller · Post #39 » by **SerialChiller** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 7:25 am

Pointgod · Post #40 » by **Pointgod** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 7:42 am

You mean our girl right?