Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason

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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#21 » by Capn'O » Wed Oct 1, 2025 1:34 am

Did you use the weird trick?
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#22 » by Yoshun » Wed Oct 1, 2025 1:37 am

Isn't this thread supposed to come later in the season?
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#23 » by dballislife » Wed Oct 1, 2025 1:38 am

always wanted a bigger dick cause size matters
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#24 » by JXL » Wed Oct 1, 2025 1:39 am

dballislife wrote:always wanted a bigger dick cause size matters


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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#25 » by Thaddy » Wed Oct 1, 2025 1:42 am

A 6'9 Dick would have a lot of potential.
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#26 » by JDR720 » Wed Oct 1, 2025 1:49 am

He's rising even quicker than inflation.
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#27 » by NbaAllDay » Wed Oct 1, 2025 2:36 am

MoneyTalks41890 wrote:These jokes always come up short


Not sure about you but Dicks grown on me.
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#28 » by mcgrady_1 » Wed Oct 1, 2025 2:37 am

dballislife wrote:always wanted a bigger dick cause size matters


Would it affect the smooth stroke though?
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Post#29 » by RookieStar » Wed Oct 1, 2025 2:43 am

I wonder which Raptor starter is getting uncomfortable knowing there is Dick behind him now 2inches longer
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Post#30 » by jwood255 » Wed Oct 1, 2025 2:50 am

Old_Blue wrote:
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GiggitySmalls wrote:Dick now listed at 6'8. Can Dick play a stronger roll at forward now? Dick can also play big at 6'8 at sg as we know. I like Dick. I think hes a nice young player I dont know Dick finds time to develop with Barrett, Imgram, Barnes all around the same size and now that Dick got bigger he might overlap position wise.

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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#31 » by meekrab » Wed Oct 1, 2025 3:16 am

Guys always exaggerate when you ask about their Dick.
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#32 » by Old_Blue » Wed Oct 1, 2025 3:36 am

I don't look forward to the headline when this guy is near the end of his career...

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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#33 » by dballislife » Wed Oct 1, 2025 4:01 am

mcgrady_1 wrote:
dballislife wrote:always wanted a bigger dick cause size matters


Would it affect the smooth stroke though?

helps him penetrate deeper inside
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#34 » by Ryoga Hibiki » Wed Oct 1, 2025 4:22 am

Dick is too soft to play inside.
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#35 » by Indomitable » Wed Oct 1, 2025 6:51 am

GiggitySmalls wrote:Dick now listed at 6'8. Can Dick play a stronger roll at forward now? Dick can also play big at 6'8 at sg as we know. I like Dick. I think hes a nice young player I dont know Dick finds time to develop with Barrett, Imgram, Barnes all around the same size and now that Dick got bigger he might overlap position wise.

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People always add inch or 2 when they talk about Dick.
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#36 » by Sgt Major » Wed Oct 1, 2025 7:50 am

With that size, he's gonna have a lot of work around the rim and backdoor penetrations.
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#37 » by MAMBAEMD » Wed Oct 1, 2025 8:18 am

With this new and impressive growth spurt, it would be a shame if Dick is pulled out prematurely.
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#38 » by djw » Wed Oct 1, 2025 8:45 am

MAMBAEMD wrote:With this new and impressive growth spurt, it would be a shame if Dick is pulled out prematurely.

What's impressive about it? What he did in the whole offseason, mine gets done in like 1 minute...
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#39 » by badpotato » Wed Oct 1, 2025 9:04 am

Growing Dick is good for Raptors - they should be able to play him closer to the hole right now and in a long run can even think about putting Dick in the box for extended peroid of time.
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Re: Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason 

Post#40 » by willywazza » Wed Oct 1, 2025 9:53 am

Damn. That is one big Dick.

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