Basketball trash talk phrases

[Rallyks]

"haha, you f*cking suck"

[GJense4181]

"You suck at basketball."

[RJM]

The spherical object used to play the game of basketball does not commit the sin of untruth!

[walchy]

your jumpshot sucks, but this thread sucks more

[BROWN]

"How you going to give me all this open space, you know I'm Cash from everywhere"

*Makes Shot*

"Give me the ball in the post, this kid aint got nothing on me, It's 1 move, and done"

*Makes Shot*

"Look I'll give you all the open space you need"

"You can start building a house with those bricks your putting up"

"That block was cleaner than a condom in your wallet"

"Damn son everyone must be getting wet, because I'm making it rain"

[DelaneyRudd]

Sir, your basketballing skills are severely deficient. I recommend you attend my athletic academy and glean the very essence of my erudition.

[durden_tyler]

Shoot it shoot it. (While guarding the guy 5 feet away, and giving him the "space")

Ok. It doesn't sound much but it works every single time. Playing with his mind and confidence and stuff.

[theGreatRC]

I always say "Get that weak **** outta here!" after I block it

[AgentK0be]

"Game!"

"Gametime!"

"Next?!!"

[Cavsfan4lyfe]

"You will lose to me at basketball"

[Mr. Savage]

"You're so ugly, even your mother has to hate you"

"How is your mother doing ? I f*cked her pretty hard last night"

"So is your mother still cleaning the toilets at McDonalds ?"

"Tell your mother I want my 10 dollars back, that blowjob was **** last night"

"Tell your mother to to wipe her **** before I come over tonight"

[HumbleBumbleBee]

^^^ yeah pretty much, talk about any female family member

[G-Heel]

"You're so ugly, even your mother has to hate you"

"How is your mother doing ? I f*cked her pretty hard last night"

"So is your mother still cleaning the toilets at McDonalds ?"

"Tell your mother I want my 10 dollars back, that blowjob was **** last night"

"Tell your mother to to wipe her **** before I come over tonight"

That isn't trash talk.. That is wanting to get punch in the face.

[AgentK0be]

"You're so ugly, even your mother has to hate you"

"How is your mother doing ? I f*cked her pretty hard last night"

"So is your mother still cleaning the toilets at McDonalds ?"

"Tell your mother I want my 10 dollars back, that blowjob was **** last night"

"Tell your mother to to wipe her **** before I come over tonight"

LOL. That's sounds like something someone would say after losing a game. That person on the sideline barking because they lost.

[ubernathan]

Though I will make no comment on your character, you are not very good at basketball.

I am a better player than you, though you are my equal as a human being.

[Next Coming]

Take him out the game coach. He's hurting your team.-Larry Bird

[snaquille oatmeal]

-(after someone pulls a move) Someone call the doctor cuz that move was sick!!!
-(after you block a shot) The question is why? Why would you try and shoot on me?
-(after you steal the ball) Someone call the cops, there's been a theft of a basketball!!!
-(after you block a shot) Didin't you see the sign to the hoop. It says "No Entry"
-Your game's like moldy swiss cheese, full of holes!!!
-D is the fourth letter of the alphabet. A B C then D, you might wanna start using some of it!!!
-(after you block a shot) Uh, does the term pumpfake ever come into mind???
-(after a cross) i believe your ankles need an X-ray!!!
-If i were you on D, id juss step off the court
-My moves are rated R cuz of tha violence it causes on your anklez!!!
-(after you shake the D) I know, i feel sorry for you too, your girlfriend saw that

-Forget about the circus, i'm the greatest show on earth!!!
-i'm da 8th wonder of the world!!!
-if i let u score will u go home??
-take my card i'm givin u the busuiness!!
-hit da weight room cuz your game is weak!!!
-u should charge a toll that i drive by u so much!!!
-class is now in session!
-my game and your mom, they're both phat!!
-look up greatest in the dictionary and you'll see a pic of my game!
-r u planning to make a house wit all dose bricks???
-stop shooting! trhe backboard has feelings too!!!
-do u have a suitcase for all dat travelin??
-i think you lost your game better go check the lost and found!!!
-your the worst store owner . . . always gettin things stolen!!!
-you call that a move? that looks like sometine my lil bro did when he was 3!!!
-my shots are as accurate as a shot out of a sniper rifle. I never miss
-1 second your looking straight at me, the next i was hanging on the rim!!
-i drop so many bombs u thought it was pearl harbor all over again!!
-if u are scoring then i know i'm playing bad!!!
-i don't get paid enough to waste my time with peeps like u!!!
-When u shoot the only thing da ball is gonna hit is my hand!!!
-You're like a bundle of firewood, always getting burned
-The more you shoot the more embarrassment you're causing yourself
-My handles are more than you can handle
-I make you fall more and worst than if you're dancing on ice
-By the time I'm done wit you your not gonna have any ankles left
-I drive pass you so much you must feel like a hitchhiker being ignored by every car
-you have 2 choices . . . step off the court or get your ass embarrassed
-I heard that they were selling handlez (or what ever the D isnt doing good in) down the street . . . why don??t u get yourself one
-Better get some Lysol ready cuz I??m gonna mess u up
-My moves are too fast for the naked eye to see
-they call the side ur guarding the express lane cuz it's fast and easy to get pass
-ur so short I almost tripped ova u
-Don't laugh . . . your next
-I don need a mic . . . my game speaks for itself
-take a ticket . . . I'm serving everyone
-don??t blink . . . u might miss something
-u and the net . . . I'm wearing both u guys out
-(when they air ball it) Aaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr Jordan
-(when u block it) Get outa my house!!
-(when they miss/air balls it but it hits the bottom of the net) Nothin but the bottom of the net!
-my moves aren't the speed of light . . . my moves are faster
-ima gon turn our side of the score board into a clock, and i'm the battery, it'll just keep going up til u stop me
-They call me the Arizona Forest cuz i'm always on fire
-my hops are so good that when they made the song touch the sky they were watchin me!!!
-when u shoot your team starts to pray!!!
-you foul so much the crowd can't tell the difference between this and boxing!!!
-here's a present for u . . . a book on how to NOT airball!!!!
-when i said i was gonna skool u, u took out your text book!!!
-your shot is so off that the crowd can't tell what your aiming at!!
-You're so slow that if you went any slower time would stop
-u tripped so bad, u made a hole in the floor
-i saw the audience faces turns sour when u did a move.....I thought they were eating warheads.
-my game is like a chewing gum, my defense is sticky!
-now i finally realized what a bad player means when I looked at u
-u need to start taking viagra to get ur game harder.
-Even my Shadow can't stay with me!!!
-You're like a classic car, always gettin waxed!!
-I'm like time. . .i can't be stopped!!!
-Here's a 5 . . . go buy youself a game!!!
-Grab a notebook . . . your abobut to be schooled!!
-They call me the Bus driver cuz i bring kids to school!!!
-Smile . . . this move can be on a poster!!!
-call 9111 . . . i'm on fire!!!
-go to church and pray u don't have to guard me!!!
-I believe in recycling . . . i' gonna use u over and over!!!
-I saw a picture of your game on a milk carton!!!
-Dont apologize yo games sorry enough
-Oh! Oh! Sorry! Did I stand on your game?
-Oh sorry! the tennis courts are across tha road!
-Are you playin tha same game I am?
-You so stupid you failed yo blood test, let me take you back to skool!
-your like a candle, always getting blown out
-all dat shake and bake but no dinner?
-Just back up . . . the closer you guard the better i look and the worse you look
-Naw im not a pro....Im better
-(make a swish) Now thats the sound i like
-Yea your right im not good but atleast i can still beat you
-Man you must envy me...i just did that move
-Awwww so cute but you gon look ugly when you start guarding me
-i am 2kwik 2 guard, so stan bak if u still want yo anklez
-get out yo ankle brace or book yo ass an ambulance fool
-im like a ghost wen u gard me, i disappear
-u can dream all u wanna but u never b like me
-how many times are u gonna let me score??
-i didnt no the earth cude supply so many bricks
-u would of had a better chance to make it if u didnt throw it at my hand when i jumped up
-go to a place where they sell video games and buy yo self a sum game, u mite need it
-so which bus u want me to take u to school in?
-if u didnt shoot bricks there would be alot less ppl in the hospital
-no, dont shoot!! u can put an eye out wit that thing!!
-(when u bank a shot, it bounces off the backboard and goes in) the bandk is open for deposits


-They call me Area Code cuz I dial long distance
-They call me The Thief cuz I'm always stealing the ball
-They call me The Sheild cuz i'm always blocking things
-They call me The Right Hand Man cuz I'm always assisting people
-They call me Grasshopper cuz i can jump like one
-They call me The Crossing Guard cuz i'm always crossing people on the Streets.
-They call me Bus Driver cuz i'm always taking kids to school
-They call me The Xecutioner cuz moves kill the D
-They call me 911 cuz it always has to be dialed when i do a cross
-They call me 100% cuz i never miss a shot
-They call me Bannaz Peel cuz i always make u fall
-They call me The X cuz I'm always crossin em up
-They call me The Chef cuz I'm always shakin and bakin
-They call me Complete package cuz my game includes everything
-They call me Full course meal cuz my game includes everything
-They call me Two face cuz I play good offense and defense
-They call me TNT cuz I explode right to the hoop
-They call me The Slot Machine cuz you can't ever win against me and if you do you've hit jackpot
-They call me Captain Hook cuz i can put in any hook shot
-They call me Steel cuz I can't be penetrated and i can "steal"
-They call me The terrorist cuz I do shocking things
-They call me Antitheft cuz I never get the ball stolen (in other words good handles)
-They call me Grand theft auto cuz I'm always stealin the ball
-They call me 007 license to kill cuz i'm always killin peeps on the court
-They call me frost bite cuz I freez all the playaz on the court
-They call me Houdini cuz my moves aren't real, their magic
-They call me ET cuz my moves are from out of this world
-They call me Fast4ward- cuz that's what my handles look like
-They call me 3d EFX- cuz my moves don't look real
-They call me Jaw Jroppercuz that's what happens to the crowd when i pull a move
-They call me The Electric Chaircuz i leave the D in shock
-They call me Poison cuz i can take the D down like dat
-They call me Earthquake cuz i'll shake u til u fall
-They call me Fire Fighter cuz i put out ppl's fires
-They call me 24 karat cuz my game pure
-They call me Museum of Natural Skillz cuz dat's waht i am
-They call me Corner Stone cuz the team can't stand without me
-They call me Unshakable cuz I can't be shaked
-They call me Yeti, the unBOMBable snowman cuz when i'm on the court nobody can drop a bomb on me
-They call me the Assistant cuz i'm always giving assists
-They call me Boardless cuz I always swish
-They call me Chili Sauce cuz i'm hotter than Hot Sauce

[Mr. Savage]

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That isn't trash talk.. That is wanting to get punch in the face.

Which will lead to an ejection.

I only used to trash talk in very high intensity games during my days playing in my club.

I usually don't trash talk in meaningless pick up games.

[Jthunder]

To quote a great movie: "Get off me, Get off me". However, my personal favorite is "I bet I know what your gonna be for Halloween.. a rag doll!" then you bust out a sick trick.

[Philly Fresh]

The spherical object used to play the game of basketball does not commit the sin of untruth!

Ball Never Lies!!