Accolades do not equal value
You are clearly wrong. You simply choose not to acknowledge them. That is your right.
I value the opinions of the NBA head coaches that voted. You don't. Surprise.
the best guards have nothing on the best bigs when it comes to defense
No argument there. But back in the day the all-defensive team was voted on as a "team". Two guards, two forwards, one center (for the most part).
Kobe Bryant is one of the greatest defensive guards of all time
Correct.
but it would be hyperbole to call him the best defender on his team
Horry would not win a single defensive award... I think his defense is undersold...
Bryant had a decade long stretch in his career where he averaged playing close to 3000 minutes per season (2000-01 to 2009-10).
The years he was named all-defensive 1st team he averaged 2950 minutes/season, the Lakers were the 5th best defensive team in the league, Bryant played 26555 total minutes (1/7 to 1/6 of the team's total minutes played), and no other Lakers player played more than 15884 minutes.
Horry in a 16 year career played
less than 2000 minutes in a season in over half of his seasons, only once played more than 2400 minutes in a season, and never more than 2640 minutes in a season. His best decade of most minutes played he averaged playing only 2075 minutes/season.
Part of a player's ability is his availability. Hard to play defense from the bench.
Tony Allen was a great defender. But the years he was named to the all-defensive team he averaged just 1718 minutes/season. You think an NBA head coach would rather have a great guard defender for 1718 minutes/season or 2950 minutes/season?
I got some magic beans to sell you if you think the head coaches were even the ones consistently voting, let alone put serious thought into this.
Yes you fit well in today's world as a conspiracy theorist. Go join Kyrie as a flat-earther.
It's not secrete that coaches let the assistants and internees vote.
Only in your convoluted mind.
Shaq's defense vs. Jokic's offense
There are people today that still do not believe Shaq was a great defender. But you won't hear other players saying he wasn't. Prime Shaq was a beast on defense.
In 1999-00, 2000-01, and 2002-03, right in his prime years, Shaq was voted to the all-defensive 2nd team. The only Cs voted above him to the all-defensive 1st team were Ben Wallace, Dikembe Mutombo, and Alonzo Mourning. These 3 years he was voted in the Lakers as a team allowed the 3rd lowest 2pt FG% (44.8%) among all teams in the league.
Multiyear RAPM don't show Shaq being any better than Jokic, on defense.
Which goes to show you just how useless your mathematical concoction is.