Dick grew 2 inches in the offseason

Post #41 » by **Inigo Montoya** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 10:26 am

Finally, a Dick measuring thread.

ImmortalD24 · Post #42 » by **ImmortalD24** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 11:44 am

Man these dudes be inflating their numbers by a few inches every year.. :nonono:

-Luke- · Post #43 » by **-Luke-** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 12:09 pm

Almost Dickey Simpkins length now. Can he become the longest Dick in NBA history next off-season?

Post #44 » by **zimpy27** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 12:46 pm

It's girth that matters

Pointgod · Post #45 » by **Pointgod** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 1:14 pm

I think we could all use 2 inches of Dick growth. Am I right fellas?

the_process · Post #46 » by **the_process** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 1:17 pm

GiggitySmalls wrote:Dick now listed at 6'8. Can Dick play a stronger roll at forward now? Dick can also play big at 6'8 at sg as we know. I like Dick. I think hes a nice young player I dont know Dick finds time to develop with Barrett, Imgram, Barnes all around the same size and now that Dick got bigger he might overlap position wise.

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Clickbait worked. Well done.

Bankai · Post #47 » by **Bankai** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 1:37 pm

Dick grew 2 inches and gained 15 pounds of girth.

bonita_the_frog · Post #48 » by **bonita_the_frog** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 1:51 pm

GiggitySmalls wrote:Dick now listed at 6'8. Can Dick play a stronger roll at forward now? Dick can also play big at 6'8 at sg as we know. I like Dick. I think hes a nice young player I dont know Dick finds time to develop with Barrett, Imgram, Barnes all around the same size and now that Dick got bigger he might overlap position wise.

Its a very interesting test case :crowded:

Post #49 » by **TheCage4** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 3:02 pm

Make Dick Great Again!

GiggitySmalls · Post #50 » by **GiggitySmalls** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 5:23 pm

With Dick being bigger, Dick can now be put in more Diverse positions, especially to use his size and take it strong to the rack.

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MrGoat · Post #51 » by **MrGoat** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 6:22 pm

Are we sure it wasn't just because Sydney Sweeney was in the building at the time he was measured?

The Laker Kid · Post #52 » by **The Laker Kid** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 6:49 pm

gumbyr24 wrote:Dick in Orlando sounds magical. Wonder what it would take.

Dickey Mouse

SerialChiller · Post #53 » by **SerialChiller** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 8:09 pm

That's only because of the warm summer, once the cold Toronto winter comes Dick will experience some shrinkage.

Catchall · Post #54 » by **Catchall** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 8:38 pm

Still plays stiff and upright.

sodmoraes · Post #55 » by **sodmoraes** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 8:39 pm

He needs to work on his confidence level now, gotta keep stroking dick without shame.

GiggitySmalls · Post #56 » by **GiggitySmalls** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 9:05 pm

sodmoraes wrote:He needs to work on his confidence level now, gotta keep stroking dick without shame.

Agree Dick has to stroke from deep with more consistency and without remorse.

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gbv · Post #57 » by **gbv** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 10:01 pm

Posting up on Dick is going to be hard this season. I'd expect some very physical play from the big fella.

Kent · Post #58 » by **Kent** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 10:33 pm

GiggitySmalls wrote:Dick now listed at 6'8. Can Dick play a stronger roll at forward now? Dick can also play big at 6'8 at sg as we know. I like Dick. I think hes a nice young player I dont know Dick finds time to develop with Barrett, Imgram, Barnes all around the same size and now that Dick got bigger he might overlap position wise.

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Well done, OP.

BTW, username checks out.

Old_Blue · Post #59 » by **Old_Blue** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 11:39 pm

Right now, he seems down to earth. But, if his head ever gets too big for him, the team can always bring in Lorena Bobbitt to cut Dick down to size.

Nate505 · Post #60 » by **Nate505** » Wed Oct 1, 2025 11:46 pm