Most ripped nba player of all time?

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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#61 » by G.A. Clone » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:35 pm

Winsome Gerbil wrote:
G.A. Clone wrote:No mention of Bryant "Big Country" Reeves?



Man, you're right. How could I forget?

With apologies:

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Now that's more like it! :lol:
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#62 » by thamadkant » Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:16 am

LMAO

Tells me how many kids are here who dont know jack about body building and muscular physique in general.

It took to page 2 for someone to mention David Robinson... WOW.

(1) David Robinson - Ripped, shredded, cut... as cut as you can get for an NBA player who runs 35+ minutes a game. His waist is probably between 33-34 inches... for a 7 footer thats tiny.... meaning he has incredible low body fat.... looking at his arms, shoulders, calves, thighs and upper chest area, this guy is built like a prized fighter in a 7 footer frame.


(2) Kevin Willis - Check out his physique at 40 years old, he was much better built during his late 30s, early 40s than he was in his early 20s.



Ben Wallace has big shoulders and chest, but not lacks the "shredded" look David Robinson had.
Karl Malone is similar to Ben Wallace's built.
Alonzo Mourning's front shoulder deltoids is as BIG as Dwight Howards and his arms are thicker than Dwights also.... I dont even know why kids here mention Dwight first without mentioning Alonzo.

Ibaka's pic shows he has tremendously low body fat and lacking muscle mass... lol.
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#63 » by JF5 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:26 am

Mikez1919 wrote:Ben Wallace is definitely at the top

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Thank you for sharing this image...

Now I have to change to another pair of pants, because I just **** on myself looking at this very intimidating image.
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Post#64 » by Bigmo5246 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:05 am

doctorfunk wrote:what a gay thread, up to the lockout standards so far


I honestly don't see how its gay to say someone else is ripped. It's annoying when People call it gay really. It's not like we're calling them "hot" or anything...
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Post#65 » by D.Brasco » Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:59 am

^^^

The term is homoerotic.

Q: Can you use homoerotic in a sentence?

A: Page after page of pictures of muscular semi-dressed men being discussed by other men is very homoerotic. Homoerotic.
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Post#66 » by mattzane227 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:09 am

The only people uncomfortable in the thread are 15 year olds that aren't comfortable with their sexuality.

And I gotta go with Big Z. His muscle always helped him finish strong under the basket and never get stripped down low.
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#67 » by DanoMac » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:10 am

Bigmo5246 wrote:
doctorfunk wrote:what a gay thread, up to the lockout standards so far


I honestly don't see how its gay to say someone else is ripped. It's annoying when People call it gay really. It's not like we're calling them "hot" or anything...


we're not calling the people gay who are comparing chiseled nba players in this thread. that's what the thread is about.

HOWEVER, someone asked if a muscle on some guy's leg was his penis, even exclaiming "dayummmmmmm" after the question. some dude also wrote a paragraph about how malone turns him on. i think anyone in their right mind has to throw the challenge flag after those 2 replies.
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#68 » by 7-Day Dray » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:12 am

DanoMac wrote:
Bigmo5246 wrote:
doctorfunk wrote:what a gay thread, up to the lockout standards so far


I honestly don't see how its gay to say someone else is ripped. It's annoying when People call it gay really. It's not like we're calling them "hot" or anything...


we're not calling the people gay who are comparing chiseled nba players in this thread. that's what the thread is about.

HOWEVER, someone asked if a muscle on some guy's leg was his penis, even exclaiming "dayummmmmmm" after the question. some dude also wrote a paragraph about how malone turns him on. i think anyone in their right mind has to throw the challenge flag after those 2 replies.


THIS. Those two homo posts were sig-worthy.
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Post#69 » by Flynt Flossy » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:23 am

Okay first, the homophobia in this thread is through the roof. I was just asking a simple question...as a straight man, I am offended by some of the responses here. Anyways, upon further review, I've decided that it is in fact his penis

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It is not unusual for a person not wearing boxers to have their penis slip out of their shorts, especially when sexually excited. Look at the guy's hand and his facial expression. He's grabbing the other guys balls pretty much, and he looks excited about it.

I'd have to say he's packing at least 9 inches. Good for him.



In b4 more unnecessary homophobia...
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#70 » by DanoMac » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:26 am

7-Day Dray wrote:THIS. Those two homo posts were sig-worthy.


i see you've already taken care of the latter. i don't think i can ever look at that post again without crying laughing.
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#71 » by DanoMac » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:27 am

Flynt Flossy wrote:Okay first, the homophobia in this thread is through the roof. I was just asking a simple question...as a straight man, I am offended by some of the responses here. Anyways, upon further review, I've decided that it is in fact his penis

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It is not unusual for a person not wearing boxers to have their penis slip out of their shorts, especially when sexually excited. Look at the guy's hand and his facial expression. He's grabbing the other guys balls pretty much, and he looks excited about it.

I'd have to say he's packing at least 9 inches. Good for him.



In b4 more unnecessary homophobia...


dude...WTF?!

"upon further review, i've decided that it is in fact his penis"....what the hell were you doing with your weekend?!

it seems like this pic has you eerily excited.

and there is no way that's that guy's penis. unless his penis is wearing leg camouflage attire.

EDIT: lmfao @ the arrows and ****. fantastic.

this thread has just evolved into the "legendary" status.
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#72 » by 7-Day Dray » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:32 am

Flynt Flossy wrote:Okay first, the homophobia in this thread is through the roof. I was just asking a simple question...as a straight man, I am offended by some of the responses here. Anyways, upon further review, I've decided that it is in fact his penis

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It is not unusual for a person not wearing boxers to have their penis slip out of their shorts, especially when sexually excited. Look at the guy's hand and his facial expression. He's grabbing the other guys balls pretty much, and he looks excited about it.

I'd have to say he's packing at least 9 inches. Good for him.



In b4 more unnecessary homophobia...


:o Dude WTF! :rofl:

Another sig-worthy post!
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#73 » by Rondo » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:32 am

doctorfunk wrote:what a gay thread, up to the lockout standards so far

Are you that insecure about your sexuality? Geez there's nothing wrong with posting pictures of ripped nba players and having a discussion on who's the most ripped. At the end of the day no one will speculate that you're gay unless you make a post that is really homoerotic.
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#74 » by AdamTheGreek » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:33 am

Poor guy really wants it to be his penis.

It's Nate's leg muscles. Calm the **** down. Also, he could have used a LeBron headband back then.
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#75 » by 7-Day Dray » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:34 am

Rondo wrote:
doctorfunk wrote:what a gay thread, up to the lockout standards so far

Are you that insecure about your sexuality? Geez there's nothing wrong with posting pictures of ripped nba players and having a discussion on who's the most ripped. At the end of the day no one will speculate that you're gay unless you make a post that is really homoerotic.


Like the one Flynt Flossy just posted.
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#76 » by Rondo » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:37 am

Flynt Flossy wrote:Okay first, the homophobia in this thread is through the roof. I was just asking a simple question...as a straight man, I am offended by some of the responses here. Anyways, upon further review, I've decided that it is in fact his penis

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It is not unusual for a person not wearing boxers to have their penis slip out of their shorts, especially when sexually excited. Look at the guy's hand and his facial expression. He's grabbing the other guys balls pretty much, and he looks excited about it.

I'd have to say he's packing at least 9 inches. Good for him.



In b4 more unnecessary homophobia...

Dude. I think you're over analyzing this, it's just his leg muscle. Why would he go commando while playing basketball? :lol:
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#77 » by ALL HAIL » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:40 am

After reading the question, Joey Graham was the first to pop in my head, then Karl Malone.

Surprised no one has mentioned Anthony Mason.

Ya'll go find some pictures for me.
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#78 » by Rondo » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:59 am

ALL HAIL wrote:After reading the question, Joey Graham was the first to pop in my head, then Karl Malone.

Surprised no one has mentioned Anthony Mason.

Ya'll go find some pictures for me.


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He isn't that ripped compared to others.

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Post#79 » by 34Dayz » Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:13 am

Flynt Flossy wrote:Okay first, the homophobia in this thread is through the roof. I was just asking a simple question...as a straight man, I am offended by some of the responses here. Anyways, upon further review, I've decided that it is in fact his penis

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It is not unusual for a person not wearing boxers to have their penis slip out of their shorts, especially when sexually excited. Look at the guy's hand and his facial expression. He's grabbing the other guys balls pretty much, and he looks excited about it.

I'd have to say he's packing at least 9 inches. Good for him.



In b4 more unnecessary homophobia...


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Most ripped nba player of all time? 

Post#80 » by littlerock2277 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:17 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: at this whole thread
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