Met Spencer Hawes last night in Toronto

First Step · Post #61 » by **First Step** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:47 pm

I've figured it out folks! He's lying about the story
:cowboy:

What was the giveaway? Was it the testicles being sent part?
:reporter:

No... No it was not... He said that there were three dots on the text message screen! What is this total recall or something!? He dropped the ball with that bit of evidence!!!

:gossip:

No, that's the majority of the market share.

:lol:

Sofia · Post #62 » by **Sofia** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:00 pm

Ill wrote:
advaita wrote:I already have proof that the story isn't real. Observe: he said that "I saw the 3 dots going at the bottom of the screen, indicating that Spence was replying and then it just went blank." .. anyone with basic knowledge knows that txt messaging does NOT have the feature of telling you when the other person is replying/writing. Nor will it show if they 'saw' the message. Even if you have google hangouts, which now supports SMS, it won't show you the three dots... unless the person is in your google chat list.. same with any other program. Text messaging is not BBM.

iphones do

Sounds like another vote for iPhone!

Post #63 » by **DaVoiceMaster** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:01 pm

I wish you would have asked him if he wanted to get back to the NW. Portland would be a nice destination for him!!!

advaita · Post #64 » by **advaita** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:05 am

Whatever man, the guy meets an nba player and has a creep fest story about it that is actually built to be funny and he has about four of these already. If he posts a picture of his iPhone with the txts (minus the testicles), I would consider it being real. He hasn't even posted again in here.

Kayjay · Post #65 » by **Kayjay** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:09 am

post yr bro's balls bro

UnbelievablyRAW · Post #66 » by **UnbelievablyRAW** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:27 am

I'm in tears

NH13 · Post #67 » by **NH13** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:59 am

How I Met Your Father.

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Shock Defeat · Post #68 » by **Shock Defeat** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:01 am

Tave wrote:
advaita wrote:I already have proof that the story isn't real. Observe: he said that "I saw the 3 dots going at the bottom of the screen, indicating that Spence was replying and then it just went blank." .. anyone with basic knowledge knows that txt messaging does NOT have the feature of telling you when the other person is replying/writing. Nor will it show if they 'saw' the message. Even if you have google hangouts, which now supports SMS, it won't show you the three dots... unless the person is in your google chat list.. same with any other program. Text messaging is not BBM.

Time to up your iMessage game bro.

haha that dude must have thought he was so smart "proving" that the op's story was a lie.

advaita · Post #69 » by **advaita** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:27 am

BBall Loyalty wrote:
Tave wrote:
advaita wrote:I already have proof that the story isn't real. Observe: he said that "I saw the 3 dots going at the bottom of the screen, indicating that Spence was replying and then it just went blank." .. anyone with basic knowledge knows that txt messaging does NOT have the feature of telling you when the other person is replying/writing. Nor will it show if they 'saw' the message. Even if you have google hangouts, which now supports SMS, it won't show you the three dots... unless the person is in your google chat list.. same with any other program. Text messaging is not BBM.

Time to up your iMessage game bro.

haha that dude must have thought he was so smart "proving" that the op's story was a lie.

Meh you guys are the sissies on your white iPhones.

markdeez33 · Post #70 » by **markdeez33** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:34 am

lmao great post

even greater the guy who was shocked at iphone text witchcraft!

Volcano · Post #71 » by **Volcano** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:32 am

screw u and your bro man..I don't need Hawes picturing testicles during the game when he's on my fantasy team

MaliBrah · Post #72 » by **MaliBrah** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:00 am

LOOOL even if fake this guys stories are the funniest , someone needs to link the thread from the raptors board where he has like 5 funny ass stories including one where he's cockblocking wade and Lebron in toronto looool

Cracklenuts · Post #73 » by **Cracklenuts** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:06 am

BALLS DON'T LIE.

ChiCitySPORTS#1 · Post #74 » by **ChiCitySPORTS#1** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:08 am

Firstly, its cool as hell of him just to text you saying he's not gonna make it. Secondly, your brother really screwed that up lol. You could have maybe even been 'friends' with him everytime the Sixers came to Toronto. Dude was nice enough to hit you up, shouldnt be sending a picture of balls to him. Not cool on your brothers part

TDevilsG · Post #75 » by **TDevilsG** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:24 am

First Step wrote::reporter: I've figured it out folks! He's lying about the story
What was the giveaway? Was it the testicles being sent part?
No... No it was not... He said that there were three dots on the text message screen! What is this total recall or something!? He dropped the ball with that bit of evidence!!!

No, that's the majority of the market share.

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The Main Event · Post #76 » by **The Main Event** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:36 pm

Ill screengrab and post the pic when I get home. Why would I waste me time making this up?

ratrac · Post #77 » by **ratrac** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:37 pm

Lazy wrote:pics or it didn't happen...

Why would you want to see a picture of his brother's testicles?

B-Ball Freak · Post #78 » by **B-Ball Freak** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:47 pm

This **** sounds made up so bad lol if it is true then your brother is mentally (Please Use More Appropriate Word)

politm · Post #79 » by **politm** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:52 pm

MaliBrah wrote:LOOOL even if fake this guys stories are the funniest , someone needs to link the thread from the raptors board where he has like 5 funny ass stories including one where he's cockblocking wade and Lebron in toronto looool

Yes ! Please !

Inevitable · Post #80 » by **Inevitable** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:00 am

Here's some more stories from OP:

1) Being cockblocked by LeBron James viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1231563&start=45#p34617841

2) Stalking a Raptors analyst at a grocery store viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1231563&start=15#p34616232

I'm missing a few more but they are out there somewhere