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Post#62 » by Fencer reregistered » Sun May 2, 2021 9:19 pm

loserX wrote:Iceman, Mailman, the Answer, Walt "The Wizard" Williams, Sam "Big Smooth" Perkins.

Had never heard of Bill Mlkvy but that's fantastic. My favourite in any sport (in this case baseball) was Doug "Eyechart" Gwosdz.


Nnamdi Asomugha was often referred to as "Scrabble".
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Post#63 » by Fencer reregistered » Sun May 2, 2021 9:20 pm

ZOMG wrote:Best nickname pair:

John "Hot Rod" Williams
John "Hot Plate" Williams

Both these guys started their NBA careers in 1986. One of them was fat. You can try to guess which one.


HOF Dodger pitchers Don Drysdale and Don Sutton were "Big D" and "Little d". And Sutton signed autographs with a little d, I think even after they both retired.
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Post#64 » by Pinkyring » Sun May 2, 2021 9:31 pm

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Post#65 » by 1bigfan13 » Sun May 2, 2021 9:40 pm

Yao was "The Great Wall". I always liked that one.

I've recently seen where Kevin Huerter of the Hawks has been referred to as "Red Velvet". That one is pretty good as well.
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Post#66 » by mediocrityrules » Sun May 2, 2021 10:12 pm

A couple from other sports that I like.

One of Australia's greatest rugby players had the nickname 'Nobody'.....because nobody's perfect.

I heard this a couple of days ago, an Aussie rules football player with the nickname NASA, because he's great out in (open) space.
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Post#67 » by Sad_Joker » Sun May 2, 2021 10:15 pm

Only logged in to quote you and say that this is hands down by far the best nickname/player combo ever.

AK47 - there's no beating that. To add to it that he happens to be a Russian and was the type of player to stuff the stat sheet back in the day, just imagine what he'd be doing in this league with these rules now....

JoseRizal wrote:AK47

- Andrei Kirilenko
- Jersey #47
- Russian
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Post#68 » by dautjazz » Sun May 2, 2021 10:59 pm

Sad_Joker wrote:Only logged in to quote you and say that this is hands down by far the best nickname/player combo ever.

AK47 - there's no beating that. To add to it that he happens to be a Russian and was the type of player to stuff the stat sheet back in the day, just imagine what he'd be doing in this league with these rules now....

JoseRizal wrote:AK47

- Andrei Kirilenko
- Jersey #47
- Russian


It's such a shame that he sustained so many injuries, and peaked so early.
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Post#69 » by canada_dry » Sun May 2, 2021 11:44 pm

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Post#71 » by Jakay » Sun May 2, 2021 11:55 pm

1bigfan13 wrote:Yao was "The Great Wall". I always liked that one.

I've recently seen where Kevin Huerter of the Hawks has been referred to as "Red Velvet". That one is pretty good as well.


Really, Yao was part of the "Great Wall" along with Wang Zhi-Zhi and Menke Bateer (the last two of which did play in the NBA but weren't anything special).
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Post#72 » by WalkOnAir » Mon May 3, 2021 12:21 am

I gotta go with AK47.

But these guys deserve a mention........

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Post#73 » by Mk0 » Mon May 3, 2021 12:42 am

Shout out to "The Big Unit" Randy Johnson
I mean, that is a top tier name in itself, but the nickname is perfect.
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Post#74 » by 1bigfan13 » Mon May 3, 2021 1:35 am

Jakay wrote:
1bigfan13 wrote:Yao was "The Great Wall". I always liked that one.

I've recently seen where Kevin Huerter of the Hawks has been referred to as "Red Velvet". That one is pretty good as well.


Really, Yao was part of the "Great Wall" along with Wang Zhi-Zhi and Menke Bateer (the last two of which did play in the NBA but weren't anything special).


I remember Wang Zhi-Zhi. He had a short run with the Mavs. I didn't know The Great Wall nickname came from their Olympic team. Makes sense though.

Back in the day I just remember a few in the media mentioning that nickname during Rockets games.
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Post#75 » by ayyayyron » Mon May 3, 2021 1:40 am

Capn'O wrote:Aarosmith is nice.

Sleepy Floyd is my favorite. How do you just call somebody Sleepy?

What about Fat Lever?
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Post#76 » by Perishable517 » Mon May 3, 2021 1:50 am

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Post#77 » by Perishable517 » Mon May 3, 2021 1:55 am

JimmyPlopper wrote:My favorite was always Stacy Augmon as Plastic Man
Yah, this one was quality.

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Post#78 » by JRoy » Mon May 3, 2021 2:16 am

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Post#79 » by macNcheese3 » Mon May 3, 2021 2:21 am

oldschooled wrote:White chocolate
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White chocolate was dope!
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Post#80 » by macNcheese3 » Mon May 3, 2021 2:22 am

ayyayyron wrote:
Capn'O wrote:Aarosmith is nice.

Sleepy Floyd is my favorite. How do you just call somebody Sleepy?

What about Fat Lever?


Haha honestly thought that was his real name...

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