Udonis Haslem issues warning to Jokic Brothers: "don't start trouble"

[theforumblue]

i mean really, wth is udanis gonna do? im gonna assume jokic bros are down to throw down. haslem gonna get some 10 dudes to fight the jokic bros somewhere? while he sits waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the corner somewhere? clown.

[HabsAndDubs]

UD probably one of the only guys who can throw down with the Jokics. Yes, he’s old, but the meaner looking Jokic brother is also like 38, and not a professional athlete.

[azcatz11]

UD probably one of the only guys who can throw down with the Jokics. Yes, he’s old, but the meaner looking Jokic brother is also like 38, and not a professional athlete.

Agreed. Haslem is literally the toughest dude in the league. Jokic bros don't want that smoke

[TheFinishSniper]

Heat is like Team Rocket with their funny catchphrases. Dont start the trouble, or will make it double.

[theforumblue]

UD probably one of the only guys who can throw down with the Jokics. Yes, he’s old, but the meaner looking Jokic brother is also like 38, and not a professional athlete.

Agreed. Haslem is literally the toughest dude in the league. Jokic bros don't want that smoke

biggest thing these basketball dudes got on regular joes are that they're so much longer and taller. jokic bros are about the same size as udanis, and i'm bettin they got in lot more fights than udanis has.

[picc]

Hey Udonis.

Don't start none, won't be none.

[magee]

UD probably one of the only guys who can throw down with the Jokics. Yes, he’s old, but the meaner looking Jokic brother is also like 38, and not a professional athlete.

Agreed. Haslem is literally the toughest dude in the league. Jokic bros don't want that smoke

James Johnson has a bone to pick with you on that.

[jc23]

reminded me of this scene from Braveheart

Watch on YouTube

[HabsAndDubs]

UD probably one of the only guys who can throw down with the Jokics. Yes, he’s old, but the meaner looking Jokic brother is also like 38, and not a professional athlete.

Agreed. Haslem is literally the toughest dude in the league. Jokic bros don't want that smoke

I mean, they quite literally do want that smoke, haha, UD just doesn’t seem like a guy who’s gonna do the whole hold me back bro thing.

Anyways, no one is gonna fight- Jokic is a brand, UD is also a millionaire and the Jokic bros would probably be banned from stepping foot on American soil if they started a brawl with NBA players on an NBA court.

[Richard Miller]

People care more about the story lines than the actual game.

Denver is missing half of the team, if Miami doesn't win, they should really kick themselves

[SerialChiller]

People care more about the story lines than the actual game.

Denver is missing half of the team, if Miami doesn't win, they should really kick themselves

No Butler or Herro for the Heat and Jokic is playing for Denver...

[v1n5anity]

Whether he’s tough in real life or fake tough, it’s a given he stands no chance against Jokic’s mma brother. One punch in the chin and Haslem will go bye-bye. Dude can’t even stay standing up trying to catch a lob from Herro.

[BrianFitz]

How are so many of you misinterpreting the "my city" quote so badly? He's basically saying "don't come to my town and start ****", he's not pretending to be the king of Miami or something.

People are interpreting it for what it is - mad corny.

[stormi]

Whether he’s tough in real life or fake tough, it’s a given he stands no chance against Jokic’s mma brother. One punch in the chin and Haslem will go bye-bye. Dude can’t even stay standing up trying to catch a lob from Herro.

Either overweight Jokic brother with that beer belly is catching a lob in an NBA game? Can they even cover the distance of the court once without being hands on knees?

Hell can Nikola even catch a lob?

[Mr B]

Udonis Haslem: "This is MY city!"
Jimmy Butler: "I thought it was MY city???"
Dwyane Wade:

Pat Riley: "cough, cough, cough, cough!"

This guy is actually called Mr. 305

[My Main Man]

How are so many of you misinterpreting the "my city" quote so badly? He's basically saying "don't come to my town and start ****", he's not pretending to be the king of Miami or something.

People are interpreting it for what it is - mad corny.

I mean, I didn’t say it wasn’t corny, just that they’re completely missing the meaning. And it wasn’t just one or two posters. Seemed like everyone read it that way and it was mind-boggling to me.

[macNcheese3]

I'd expect more from Haslem. Disappointing to hear him say this.

[theforumblue]

Whether he’s tough in real life or fake tough, it’s a given he stands no chance against Jokic’s mma brother. One punch in the chin and Haslem will go bye-bye. Dude can’t even stay standing up trying to catch a lob from Herro.

Either overweight Jokic brother with that beer belly is catching a lob in an NBA game? Can they even cover the distance of the court once without being hands on knees?

Hell can Nikola even catch a lob?

i do love that this is now the bar that's been set for udanis. it's hilarious.

[stormi]

Whether he’s tough in real life or fake tough, it’s a given he stands no chance against Jokic’s mma brother. One punch in the chin and Haslem will go bye-bye. Dude can’t even stay standing up trying to catch a lob from Herro.

Either overweight Jokic brother with that beer belly is catching a lob in an NBA game? Can they even cover the distance of the court once without being hands on knees?

Hell can Nikola even catch a lob?

i do love that this is now the bar that's been set for udanis. it's hilarious.

I'm exhausted of the dramatization of the demonic Jokic brothers. They look like corpulent recovering alcoholics. This e-peen measuring contest of a thread is embarrassing from both sides.

[mowcrowbar]

He is essentially saying that Markieef Morris is all bark no bite. Lmao