ElectricMayhem wrote:Before I begin this, I would like to request a favor on LeBron James' behest. He asked me to tell you, and I quote, "PLEASE!!! Keep that same narrative ENERGY". So I humbly thank you in advance for respecting the wishes of LeBron and myself when talking about the 2021-22 Los Angeles Lakers. We shall now cut them open and see what's inside...
Here is the data from last year's Post-Mortems:
Post-Mortem Results I: GM Confidence Meter
Post-Mortem Results II: Coaching Confidence Meter
Post-Mortem Results III: Performance Compared to Expectations
Post-Mortem Results IV: Rising/Treadmill/Waning
Team Name: Los Angeles Lakers
Record at Time of Death: 31-48 (.392)
GM: Rob Pelinka (2017-) (Please be proud of me for my self-restraint in not making the obvious joke here)
Coach: Frank Vogel (2019-)
Offensive Rating: 23rd
Defensive Rating: 23rd
Rebound %: 25th
Turnover %: 20th
GM: Change or keep?
Coach: Change or keep?
Relative to expectations, how did they fare this year?
Rising, falling, or treadmill?
If you were in charge, what would you do this offseason?
Notes:
Players under contract next year:
LeBron James ($44m)
Anthony Davis ($38m)
Talen Horton-Tucker ($10m)
Stanley Johnson ($2m) (Partially Guaranteed)
Austin Reaves ($2m)
Team Options:
Player Options:
Russell Westbrook ($47m)
Kendrick Nunn ($5m)
Free Agents:
Avery Bradley
Wayne Ellington
Carmelo Anthony
Dwight Howard
Trevor Ariza
Kent Bazemore
Malik Monk
D.J. Augustin
Wenyen Gabriel
Mason Jones
Dead Money:
Previous Post-Mortems:
30. Orlando Magic
29. Detroit Pistons
28. Houston Rockets
27. Indiana Pacers
26. Oklahoma City Thunder
25. Washington Wizards
24. New York Knicks
23. Portland Trailblazers
22. Sacramento Kings
21. Los Angeles Lakers
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
*gasp
Buhwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
*faint






















