NBA: should it be made into ONBA?

NickLidstrom · Post #61 » by **NickLidstrom** » Mon Mar 2, 2009 3:37 pm

To me, the funniest thing about this thread is the title. I saw it, noticed that it was 4 pages long and started trying to figure out what the 'O' could stand for. I surmised that it could stand for 'Our,' as in 'Our National Basketball Association.' So I started thinking that it was going to be somebody complaining about non-Americans playing in the NBA...

Then I got to assfault...

triplet1984 · Post #62 » by **triplet1984** » Mon Mar 2, 2009 4:04 pm

I'd like to see outdoor pre-season games every season.

gofret · Post #63 » by **gofret** » Mon Mar 2, 2009 7:52 pm

oh man..ASSFAULT is effin legendary.

TonyMontana · Post #64 » by **TonyMontana** » Mon Mar 2, 2009 8:00 pm

1 post and this is all you could come up with.

Kefa461 · Post #65 » by **Kefa461** » Mon Mar 2, 2009 10:47 pm

Theme Song......How's My Assfault Taste ? 8-)

RazorJordan32 · Post #66 » by **RazorJordan32** » Mon Mar 2, 2009 10:52 pm

assfault. LOL

ilikecb4 · Post #67 » by **ilikecb4** » Mon Mar 2, 2009 11:19 pm

wtf

worst **** idea i've ever heard

milehigh · Post #68 » by **milehigh** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 12:02 am

Storm Surge wrote:
The_Toro wrote:
arrpy wrote:Haha, What about in winter then? I guess you theory has a few flaws.

Who in their right mind would want to play outside from November-March in any of these cities

New York
New Jersey
Toronto
Phily
Boston
Milwaukee
Detroit
Cleveland
Denver
Salt lake City

football players do it

Football players don't play in February or March and if they are playing in February it is the Superbowl in a warm weather city. March is Denver's snowiest month of the year, this idea is beyond dumb and I feel a little stupid just replying to the thread.

Roger Murdock · Post #69 » by **Roger Murdock** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 2:36 am

Teams up north would average about 40 points a game.....

Storm Surge · Post #70 » by **Storm Surge** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 3:46 am

Roger Murdock wrote:Teams up north would average about 40 points a game.....

Not if they can adjust to the elementals.

WetCoast · Post #71 » by **WetCoast** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 7:20 am

Storm Surge wrote:
Roger Murdock wrote:Teams up north would average about 40 points a game.....

Not if they can adjust to the elementals.

LOL, elementals.... I could imagine a frigid -10 degree January game in Minny or Chicago... That would be the road trip players on southern teams would try not too make. Preseason games are a great idea, that's where everything stops!

Showtime:Part2 · Post #72 » by **Showtime:Part2** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 11:59 am

borat, is that you?

Wilford Brimley · Post #73 » by **Wilford Brimley** » Fri Mar 6, 2009 3:31 am

cp3Nme wrote:i think NBA should be outdoor NBA, then players would have to adjust to factors like wind, crowd, and assfault. players like rafer alston would be best in this environment because he can adjust to the elementals. ithink best team would be magic because he knows how to play street ball. played like half man half amazing could then be NBA all stars and revenue would be better because how big is outdoor? can hold millions. NBA will benefit, and so will players and fans. and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.

This is funnier every time I read it. I am actually in awe.

SwiLL2432 · Post #74 » by **SwiLL2432** » Fri Mar 6, 2009 3:42 am

This why I love realgm. No other basketball site in the world is going to suggest an ONBA

It holds millions!!!!!!!

Raptor_Guy · Post #75 » by **Raptor_Guy** » Fri Mar 6, 2009 4:06 am

Think of all the 3 point specialists that would be forced into retirement as a result of this ONBA..

Storm Surge · Post #76 » by **Storm Surge** » Sat Mar 7, 2009 8:58 pm

I like this idea, NBA players could all wear shades to protect their eyes from the sun when shooting the ball. Think of how much revenue the league could get selling official wade sunglasses. Instead of asking players to autograph your ball, ask them to autograph their own official sunglasses. Official NBA shades could be bigger than Oakleys.

Don Draper · Post #77 » by **Don Draper** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:51 pm

Dat Pass · Post #78 » by **Dat Pass** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:59 pm

cp3Nme wrote:i think NBA should be outdoor NBA, then players would have to adjust to factors like wind, crowd, and assfault. players like rafer alston would be best in this environment because he can adjust to the elementals. ithink best team would be magic because he knows how to play street ball. played like half man half amazing could then be NBA all stars and revenue would be better because how big is outdoor? can hold millions. NBA will benefit, and so will players and fans. and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.

Wow.

Post #79 » by **infinite11285** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:19 pm

sig'd

Post #80 » by **Paydro70** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:20 pm

Genius post.

For real though, I think it might be cool if the All-Star game were held outside... it's not like they're diving on the floor or knocking each other down anyway. Get some chain nets, it would be sick.